Katie Cassidy in A Bikini Some More

There's something about a chick in a bikini with 80's reflective Playmate sunglasses that just screams pre-AIDS American sexual mores. Some men love chicks with tiny tops. Some guys also love knocking three times on the last stall to the left in the freeway rest stop men's room and asking if Tony's home. They're not the same, just similar. More bikini photos please. I'm still judging. Photo Credit: FameFlynet [gallery...

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Katie Cassidy in A Bikini

People like to mock Hollywood chicks who get implants and simultaneously deride the few who don't. I just want to get laid. The time to consider whether or not the super flat chest on your girlfriend makes you feel like the protagonist in a Todd Haynes movie is after sex. I know The Rock has bigger tits. Do you mention that because it's funny or because you want to fuck him? Photo Credit: FameFlynet [gallery...

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Katie Cassidy in A Bikini

David Cassidy might be a train wreck, but he had the sense to knock a baby into a 1970's model and produce Katie. I can't believe I've never once clicked onto the CW network. Even if just during one of my many PTSD disassociations. I once tried to eat a turtle. It's an issue of marketing. I'm not changing remote favorites for a show called Arrow. Change the name to Kate Cassidy Hot Titty Faptavaganza and I'd swap out...

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Fetish Art Giant Bella Thorne And Katie Cassidy

I don't know why this amuses me so. This dude Photoshops images of young Hollywood chicks as godzillas coming ashore to terrorize the puny humans. I don't know if this is a commentary on the over-emphasized power of celebrity or just a chance to imagine a four story tall vagina where Ellen summers. It's a disturbing, yet awesome reminder that women like Patricia Arquette top out at $400,000 a week on television....

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Katie Cassidy in a Green Bikini

I prefer the girls whose day jobs don't involved walking around the beach in a bikini waiting for nuclear arms dealers with eye patches to ask them to be their evil Bond movie villainess. They don't look completely carefree about having their privates a simple loosened clasp away from exposure to men and Carmen Miranda tributing Cuban trannies that freely roam Miami Beach. They adjust their bikinis constantly because...

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Somebody Get Katie Cassidy a Thong

Fuck it, Kate Cassidy, if you're not going to try I'm not going to try. I'm taking back my 70's porn star belly chain and either your bikini top or bottom, whichever ones don't match, and I'm going home. You'll be left exposed, un-jeweled around your torso, and everybody will mistake you for the cheese on a stick girl from the mall that give head on first dates. Get yourself one of them thong bikinis or we're done...

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Katie Cassidy Is a Fashion Disaster

Fuck, Keith Partridge's daughter is back. She got rid of all the bling, but that mismatched bikini, wow, it wouldn't be a stretch for the Style Police to arrest her for that faux pas. Smackdown. Casting shade. Fuck, she confuses me. As this world continues to close down titty magazines and open up ten more fashion and style rags in their stead, I feel like I'm losing ground. That escalator to the moon can't come soon...

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Katie Cassidy Looks Complicated

I've been staring at these photos of Keith Partridge's daughter trying to figure out if they're sexy or not. You can froget the letters about how she's out of my league. That's hardly a standard. David Cassidy himself during a DUI arrest mug shot is out of my league. But Katie. I don't know. I think it's all the accessories that are throwing me off. Does she need eight rings and five bracelets and four necklaces for a...

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Katie Cassidy, The Partridge Family Bus, and Five Minutes Alone Time

I bet for some of you whacking it to Keith Partridge's daughter is somewhat off-putting. Meh, everybody is somebody's daughter. You can't hang yourself in Fantasyland. Now, if you're imagining Keith watching you do his girl in the back of the Partridge Family bus while Shirley Jones disapprovingly taps her tambourine -- welcome to my hell. Here's the Archer actress in a photoshoot for Sharp magazine. Photo Credit:...

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KATIE CASSIDY IS COOL

Katie Cassidy isn't famous, but if she were, this would be a story about the famous Katie Cassidy getting drunk and lying to the cops about her identity. Think how cool that would be. Awesome, right? If you must know, she was Adam Sandlers daughter in "Click", and she's on "Supernatural" and some other goofy crap, but now she's won a leading role in my heart after her drunken late night antics. The Smoking Gun says:...

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