Katie Price Sanitized For Your Protection

That either says Fierce or Farce, the new fragrance in the Kissable line of perfumes from prodigious author, Katie Price. I can understand why people want to smell like people they deem highly accomplished. Becoming as educated, working as hard, and being just as smart and ambitious is more likely to make you true equals, but that's a lot of work compared to ten seconds slathering on some chemical compounds still...

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Katie Price Is Authorial

Nothing quite says I'm a noted author like tossing out your big fake tits like they're the daily catch at the fish market. Who wants some tits? Get your tits here? Hey, you read my new book? Hemingway never pulled that shit. Then again, Hemingway only had sagging man boobs, not the trumpet sections Katie Price delivers when she launches the latest installment of her lighthearted memoirs. Since nobody's actually ever...

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Katie Price Shows Off Her Cleavage In A Rainbow Outfit At Worx Studios In London

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Katie Price Launches Her Latest Autobiography

It's unclear who is waiting to purchase the latest autobiography of British fame hussy Katie Price. She's published a half-dozen tomes of personal tales prior to this new one. They all seem to share a common theme: my life as a tabloid whore has been so crazy! For those not familiar, Katie Price is Kim Kardashian without the business savvy of Kris Jenner or the dick of a super famous black dude in her rump. So, she's...

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Katie Price Dressed As A Sideways Vagina

Katie Price is a jack-of-all-trades, as she's a singer, author, actress and, most importantly, a woman with extremely large fake breasts. But like most celebrities without much actual talent, she also has her own fragrances, including "Stunning" and "Besotted", because who wouldn't want to smell like a woman who got famous by posing nude? Katie unveiled her latest fragrance, "Kissable", in London yesterday, as she...

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Katie Price Is a Bangable Pink Furry

Katie Price dressed up as a pony for the launch of her KP Equestrian wear. I guess the product name Attention Whore Katie Price Crappy Horse Clothes didn't make it out of consumer testing. Either way, I don't know how Katie dressing up like a retarded pink filly will help sell her regal sports clothes. I guess there are some women out there who will buy whatever Katie hocks. Just like when Kim Kardashian pimps a...

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British Girl Gets New DD's from British Government (VIDEO)

Would you be OK with your tax dollars going to provide big beautiful fake breasts to members of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee? Yes? Then you should move to jolly 'ol England! It all started when a chick named Josie Cunningham decided that she couldn't live with her tiny tits anymore. She wants to be a model and they tend to have larger udders than a 12 year old boy. But how is she going to pay for a 4800 surgery on...

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Here's A Sexy Catfight

Kelly Brook and Katie Price (AKA Jordan) are both English models who are only recognized because they have giant tits. However, while Brook's breasts are natural, Price's have come as the result of ridiculous plastic surgery. Regardless, they're both famous and wealthy, and naturally that means that they hate each other. Price fired shots earlier this month in her column in The Sun, as she called Brook a "heifer"....

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Katie Price must be really busy

Katie Price launched her new line of lingerie in London today, and for some reason she did it with rollers in her hair. She must have something going on tonight that she needs to look good for, something more important than a photo shoot and product launch. You know we easily could have rescheduled this Katie, if you had somewhere better to be. (image source = wenn, getty) [gallery id="6799"]

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oh thank god

I'd forgotten how boring holiday weeks can be. When pictures of Katie Price, seen here posing on the set of the UKs 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here', are considered a welcome relief, you know the day has been boring as hell. If this keeps up, by Wednesday I'll use a post to see if I can name all 50 states. The last time I tried I got hung up at 48. Although some would say 46, depending on if you count Canada and...

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halloween is now over

I thought we were finally done with Halloween pictures, but then these showed up, and you don't discover Katie Price Halloween pictures and not post them. That's not my rule, it's in the Bible. Some people criticize her because her breasts aren't real. She has implants. But I'm not from outer space here on Earth to study human biology. I don't care why they're big, just as long as they are. Also, they're real on the...

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afternoon headlines

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN - Over 2000 people, people with no connection to each other, from different parts of the world, all claim to have seen this man in their dreams. I would have posted this sooner, but I was hiding under my desk in a puddle of urine and jabbing espresso into my heart. (thisman.org) LINDSAY LOHAN - has to appear in court tomorrow because she's apparently failing the alcohol education course she is...read more

nicely done katie. thats perfect.

This week is starting to feel like someone sat down in London last month, they wrote a list of possible photo shoot themes and outfits, and then Katie Price and Bruno divvied them up. (12 more = here. hq jump = here. image source = flynet) [gallery id="9726"]

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Afternoon headlines

SEAN PENN - is in drug rehab. Maybe. Last week Page Six ran a blind item asking, "Which actor is on hiatus due to a drug relapse?" Then this morning Variety said, "Sean Penn's busy shooting schedule has suddenly gone dark. In an announcement that has caught two studios by surprise, Penn has pulled out of two films." Let's all hope he gets the help he needs so he can handle his tragic burden of luxury and success. ...

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morning headlines

LINDSAY LOHAN - has been dumped by Samantha Ronson for a second time after a huge fight over Sams friends. She is also still very much a suspect in the disappearance of $400,000 in jewelry. And it's only Wednesday. (source = e! online and cnn) VICTORIA BECKHAM - had her implants removed according to the Daily Mail, taking her from a D to her natural B, and my heart from a :D to a :( KATIE PRICE - is on vacation in...

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