Katy Perry Supports Foreign White Wash

Foreign commercials often encounter conundrums when crossing cultural boundaries to expand product exposure. Remember that Chinese commercial that washed a black guy white? That's only okay in America if you're the King of Pop. Or a king of pedophiles. read more

Badly Budgeted American Idol Offers VIP Disney Perks As Pay

Katy Perry's paycheck from American Idol caused more than enough problems for the show. Apparently the show's accountant and financial advisor are both non existent positions and everyone just sort of wings it when it comes to picking a number to pay staff. read more

Taylor Swift Reputation And Katy Perry Swish Swish And Who Cares

Taylor Swift and Katy Perry have been pummeling media headlines with the lead ups to their respective projects in respectively blasé, one-liner ways. While Perry claims that the two former fake rivals no longer want to pummel each other, Perry's new video for supposed... read more

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Katy Perry Back Banging Bloom

With Katy claiming to kiss girls and like it, no one knows why her heterosexual relationships keep failing. read more

Katy Perry's Songs Make Her Cry, Hair Is Politically Liberating, Whatever

"Everything is more fun with short hair! I can just get up and go. I feel so liberated with this hair now. In general, I feel 360-degrees liberated—all around." read more

Katy Perry Lesbian On A Boat

This weekend former pop sensation Katy Perry was caught lurking around the waters of Capri, Italy in an off-the-shoulder bathing suit looking like the miscarried love child of Jamie Lee Curtis and Bamm-Bamm. Her expression even says "I've had one too many Activia... read more

John Mayer Passes on Katy Perry Sex Gold

John Mayer took a pass when asked about Katy Perry's comment that he was better in the sack than Orlando Bloom and a couple other celebrities Katy Perry has fucked. Or largely a pass. read more

Katy Perry In Search of Meaning

Katy Perry's failed, frenetic media blitz for her new album Witness mirrors Lady Gaga's similar thinly-veiled hawking for Artpop. But Gaga has all the soul and vulnerability of a hedge fund manager.  read more

Katy Perry Weekend Confessional For Remaining Fans

Katy Perry crammed a lifetime's worth of publicity stunts into one weekend thanks to the Big Brother-style live stream promotion of her new album Witness. She divulged her suicidal thoughts, best celebrity fucks, and cultural appropriation woes during scheduled interviews... read more

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Taylor Swift Is Tip Top Bitch

Katy Perry is nuts in the news with her new album release. Not everybody is happy. For instance, anybody with musical taste. Also Taylor Swift who takes her industry feuds as dead serious as Suge Knight. Only she doesn't like to touch people. read more

Katy Perry Live Stream For Lost Steam (VIDEO)

Katy Perry is live streaming her life on YouTube until Monday. Cameras set up around her house capture the former pop sensation doing everything from sleeping to drinking coffee. With the highlight so far being her intimate rendition of Fireworks while taking a dump in... read more

Katy Perry Says a Ton of Stupid

There's some unchallenged belief that commercially successful music artists are intelligent. Whereas the actual spectrum of smarts among the top selling pop stars likely matches the bell curve of the rest of society. read more