Keira Knightley Seems Smallish

I'm not sure what to make of Keira Knightley's tiny boyish chest. I think I'm supposed to reflect profoundly upon the outdated manner in which men still worship ancient archetypal images of the opposite gender. But I'm mostly just reminded of my middle school gym locker... read more

Thurdsay morning headlines

LADY GAGA - will make 100 million dollars in 2011, adding to the 60 million she made in 2010. And she would have made even more except that her music is horrible. (popeater) KEIRA KNIGHTLEY - has broken up with Rupert Friend, her boyfriend for the past 5 years, but the... read more

Keira Knightley chopped off her hair

Keira Knightley was in Paris yesterday for the Chanel show during Fashion Week, and apparently she cut all her hair off like a month ago, but this is the first anyone noticed. How flattering. "I had my hair bobbed about a month ago, then I had it freshly trimmed again... read more

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Pirates of the Caribbean 4 won’t be like this. sadly.

'Pirates of the Caribbean 4' won't have Gore Verbinski, who directed the first 3, and it won't have Keira Knightley or Orlando Bloom, and all that can be overcome. But now they've gone too far. Popeater says... Disney is bucking the trend of hiring augmented actresses,... read more

BEING AN ACTRESS IS HARD

Keira Knightley spent last week with friends on the beach in Ibiza, occasionally in a bikini and sometimes feeling her friends ass. She pretty much just laid around and gazed at million dollar yachts and had refreshing drinks brought to her in an unthinkably beautiful... read more

KEIRA KNIGHTLEY IS COOL

Keira Knightley is calling out all the drunken whores in Hollywood who spend more time in rehab than on a movie set, more time posing for paparazzi than in acting class. Keira says: "With acting the mystique is what's amazing. I love that it's magic, that's the whole... read more

"POTC: AT WORLDS END" TRAILER

Good news if you like footage of ghost pirates set to stirring music, because the first trailer for "Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End" went online late last night. Um, and here it is. It's pretty scary, but it's got all the elements that made the first two movies... read more

KEIRA IS IN HAWAII. HAWAII, YAAAY!

I would need a shoehorn to get my penis into Keira Knightley, but it would totally be worth it because her ass and abs are fantastic. I can't remember who her boyfriend is, but it's kinda sad how much he wants to be Orlando Bloom. He probably has a locket of his hair and... read more

WHAT THE HELL IS KEIRA KNIGHTLEY WEARING

Keira Knightley could have a mop handle sticking out of her ass in these pictures, and I wouldnt notice it for ten minutes because everything else here is such a complete train wreck. Lets skip right past green shoes with a grey dress and the googly eyed meth addict... read more

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