Kendall Jenner Pisses Off the Ballerinas

Among the many categories of tiny people you don't want to mess with, ballerinas. Broken women with broken feet and mentally disturbed mothers. They take their craft and the price they paid to achieve standing effortlessly on their fractured toes rather seriously. read more

Kendall Jenner Raking It

Money isn't the only thing in life, but when it is for you and you make ten million a year with no discernible skills, give yourself a pat on the back. Or braless front because as most men know, if we had tits we'd play with them nonstop. read more

Kendall Jenner Has a Stalker

Kendall Jenner has a stalker. She probably has numerous stalkers, but only one so far who has her new home addresses and likes to hang out in her driveway and harass her when she arrives home. read more

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Kendall Jenner Late to the Black Rapper Party

According to news reports created from Kris Jenner texts, Kendall Jenner is now fully dating rapper A$AP Rocky. The currency symbol in the fake name an indicator of how fucking broke he'll be at thirty. read more

Kendall Jenner Tit Committed

Commitment to Excellence was what drove the Oakland Raiders success an eon or two ago when they could claim such. The Kardashian's unwavering commitment to tits and ass and the slow motion dribble of cum has taken them from a janky lawyer's family to a full fledged empire... read more

Kendall Jenner Upselling Nips

Every Kardashian girl eventually comes to grips with the immortal question: how can I make a shit ton of money off of my tits? read more

Kendall Jenner Breast Defense

Kendall Jenner took to her premium website that can be all yours for three bucks a month to defend her decision to not wear bras. On the scale of literary efforts, this lies somewhere south of Cormac McCarthy though more sapient than anything published on the Player's... read more

Kendall Jenner Ditched Her Bra and Fucked Her Friends

Attractive girls can never be friends. Public attention and notoriety is a fixed pie. If that bitch gets it, you lose it. There's no rising tide lifts all boats sentiment seeping through these posing girl social circles. read more

Kendall Jenner Has Her Own Back

Stephanie Seymour made a name for herself with teen and early 20's years of nude photos, drugs, and fucking famous celebrities. Maybe four star resort barebacking with Warren Beatty isn't so horrible, but sucking Axl Rose's limp drunk dick for nine months has to leave an... read more

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Kendall And Kylie Jenner Model Bikinis

You can stew over the fact that a couple uneducated teens have lapped you in capitalism, or you can contrive a real estate scam to swindle it all from them. read more

Calvin Klein Still Likes Them Young

Calvin Klein's is under attack for exploiting rape culture porn memes to sell jeans and underwear. The Calvin Klein marketing obsession with underaged girls dates back to a young Brooke Shields suggesting double-entendres about her jeans and the men who would like to... read more

Kendall Jenner Meets the President

The White House Correspondents Dinner used to be a showcase for the sitting President to recite cracks about himself and the White House press corps then hand out a bunch of awards to dead people. The annual event served as a friendly reminder that the press who cover... read more