Kendall Jenner Shot By The Suite Life Twin

The Algonquin Roundtable of cheeky sophisticates has been replaced by celebrity TV kids growing up to fashion the zeitgeist without ever having to express themselves by way of a complete sentence. read more

Kendall Jenner Face Plants Off Bike (VIDEO)

God is good. God is great. Let us thank him for this video of Kendall Jenner busting her ass while cruising around a vineyard on a bicycle. Let us also thank him for sexy water buffalo Khloé Kardashian, who posted the whole mess to Instagram with the caption "My work here... read more

Kendall Jenner Pulling Back on KUWTK

After ten years sharing her deep thoughts and shallow constitution on her family's reality show, Kendall Jenner is leaving to focus on her modeling work. She calls modeling her first love. Shopping for pretty scarves and trying not to bite her nails came in tied for... read more

Kendall Jenner Snags $250K from Fyre

Tales of Fyre Festival Millennial entrepreneur Billy McFarland and his wild spending courtesy of Festival investors and ticket buyers is fast becoming legendary. read more

Met Gala Benefiting Fashion Victims

Each year starsgo for avant-garde on the Met Gala red carpet. They end up looking like either overdressed waltzing trash heaps or Forever 21 assault victims. Last night's event was no different. read more

Kendall Jenner On Fyre

A bunch of easily replaceable models including Kendall Jenner, Emily Ratajkowski, and Bella Hadid are being called out because they promoted the spectacularly failed Fyre Festival on Instagram, urging their followers to purchase tickets to what turned out to be a bunch of... read more

Kendall Jenner Butch Like Bruce

Kendall Jenner opens up about her life in the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar. The magazine knows that Jenner is a walking and talking Ambien pill. They buttress tidbits such as the struggles of owning a robin’s egg-blue car with as many references to Caitlyn Jenner as... read more

Kendall Jenner Sycophants

Kendall Jenner is by far the most talented Kardashian. She's devoid of human spirit, but she is good looking and isn't saddling around a bottle of ketchup that's been injected into her glutes by her mother, that counts for something. read more

Kendall Jenner Coming Out of Hiding

Kendall Jenner has been on lockdown since the Pepsi ad backlash which had absolutely nothing to do with her empty vessel performance for which she was precisely hired. The family thrives even more than Trump on controlling the media story. read more

Pepsi Pulls Kendall Jenner Ad

Pepsi pulled its Kendall Jenner saves colored people ad, in the process implicitly admitting the ad agency they hired to produce it are a bunch of overpaid cynical retards, a deadly combination of people who make up a large percentage of those in charge of creating... read more

Kendall Jenner's Pepsi Ad Confusing (VIDEO)

People are pissed about a new Pepsi ad where Kendall Jenner takes a brief respite from a tawdry fashion shoot to join a generic peace protest and hand a white cop a Pepsi to quell his racism. She also eye fucks an Asian guy in the name of equality. read more

Somebody's Robbing All the Rich Stupid People

If you've got a few coins to your name, you keep it in a bank protected by bullet proof glass and an ex-Samoan wrestler squeezed into an uncomfortably tight private security outfit. read more