Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid Meta Plastic

W magazine put out a photo spread of young models Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid where the celebrity offspring had obviously Photoshopped limbs and features. The outraged on Twitter who are neither paid by the hour or post quickly noted the absence of kneecaps and body... read more

All the Kardashians and Jenners Canceling Their Bookstore Appearances

Lots of big shit has gone done in the wake of Kim Kardashian's Pink Panther bandits / insurance fraud victimization in Paris. As a for instance, Kim hasn't posted to social media in almost several hours. read more

Kendall Jenner Pisses Off the Ballerinas

Among the many categories of tiny people you don't want to mess with, ballerinas. Broken women with broken feet and mentally disturbed mothers. They take their craft and the price they paid to achieve standing effortlessly on their fractured toes rather seriously. read more

Kendall Jenner Raking It

Money isn't the only thing in life, but when it is for you and you make ten million a year with no discernible skills, give yourself a pat on the back. Or braless front because as most men know, if we had tits we'd play with them nonstop. read more

Kendall Jenner Has a Stalker

Kendall Jenner has a stalker. She probably has numerous stalkers, but only one so far who has her new home addresses and likes to hang out in her driveway and harass her when she arrives home. read more

Kendall Jenner Late to the Black Rapper Party

According to news reports created from Kris Jenner texts, Kendall Jenner is now fully dating rapper A$AP Rocky. The currency symbol in the fake name an indicator of how fucking broke he'll be at thirty. read more

Kendall Jenner Tit Committed

Commitment to Excellence was what drove the Oakland Raiders success an eon or two ago when they could claim such. The Kardashian's unwavering commitment to tits and ass and the slow motion dribble of cum has taken them from a janky lawyer's family to a full fledged empire... read more

Kendall Jenner Upselling Nips

Every Kardashian girl eventually comes to grips with the immortal question: how can I make a shit ton of money off of my tits? read more

Kendall Jenner Breast Defense

Kendall Jenner took to her premium website that can be all yours for three bucks a month to defend her decision to not wear bras. On the scale of literary efforts, this lies somewhere south of Cormac McCarthy though more sapient than anything published on the Player's... read more

Kendall Jenner Ditched Her Bra and Fucked Her Friends

Attractive girls can never be friends. Public attention and notoriety is a fixed pie. If that bitch gets it, you lose it. There's no rising tide lifts all boats sentiment seeping through these posing girl social circles. read more

Kendall Jenner Has Her Own Back

Stephanie Seymour made a name for herself with teen and early 20's years of nude photos, drugs, and fucking famous celebrities. Maybe four star resort barebacking with Warren Beatty isn't so horrible, but sucking Axl Rose's limp drunk dick for nine months has to leave an... read more

Kendall And Kylie Jenner Model Bikinis

You can stew over the fact that a couple uneducated teens have lapped you in capitalism, or you can contrive a real estate scam to swindle it all from them. read more