Kendall Jenner Searching for a Hyphenate

If Audi commercials have taught us anything it's that being rich and pretty and stupid isn't enough for our daughters anymore. Kendall Jenner has made a small fortune being mostly naked and staring into the distance thinking about puppies. read more

Bella Hadid and Kendall Jenner Have Paris Figured Out

Some large number of pro athletes have older relatives who also excelled at the sport. Greatness isn't random. These chicks didn't wind up in see-through tops with hundreds of cameramen tracking them through Paris Fashion Week by some collision theory similar to the Big... read more

Kardashian Reasons to Pen in Ocean's Eight

Hollywood's put women and Leslie Mann's gimp in charge of empowering women in film. Mostly they've come up with taking previously successful film franchises and rebooting them with female casts in the place of the original male cast. You give ideating a bad name, and that... read more

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Kendall Jenner Bikinis Because It's What She Does And Shit Around The Web

Kendall Jenner shows off her bikini bod because bonus points for not fucking up her body with implants. Her sweet mum must be seething. And chasing her with a scalpel. read more

Kendall Jenner Hot Ass And Shit Around The Web

There's no perfect order to Kendall Jenner's top three life skills, but nice ass, being super quiet, and unusually STD free for her family are the options. read more

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Just Another Subjugation

Once you insist that your hot chicks in their underwear party is a "celebration of world cultures", you open the door for a wider range of critcism than merely the kneejerk charge of sexism. Victoria's Secret ruined a bunch of perfectly good international models camel... read more

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Should Be Much Better Than It Is

Nothing says this hot women in panties show is not for guys like booking Lady Gaga, Bruno Mars, and The Weeknd for your interstitial headliners. Airing the show against Monday Night Football is another. Anything to do with large boas and dramatic headdresses is the final... read more

Kendall Jenner Seems Simple

There's a reason nature didn't evolve women who were both hot and smart. For the very same reason the vast majority of offensive tackles aren't majoring in engineering. Smart attractive women or smart huge strong guys in any reasonable number would quickly take over the... read more

Kendall Jenner Turns 21

Kendall Jenner turned 21 so the family dressed her up like Tony Montana's trophy wife and hosted a birthday party at a rented out club in Hollywood. All the big names in whoring were there. Most notably her sisters, who presented her at the end of the evening with a car... read more

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Kendall Jenner Stalker Let Loose

Kendall Jenner's crazy ass stalker was acquitted by a jury for jumping out of the bushes everywhere this chick goes because stalking charges are super hard to make stick. At least until there's a bloody corpse on the ground and a guy in handcuffs screaming, "Why wouldn't... read more

Bruce Jenner Back in the Saddle

Bruce Jenner's tits and jaunty lady laugh couldn't carry his own reality show, but he's back in the mix on the mothership filming for Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Bruce may be on his fiftieth year of transitioning into a lady, but he still loves the manly pursuits of... read more

Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid Meta Plastic

W magazine put out a photo spread of young models Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid where the celebrity offspring had obviously Photoshopped limbs and features. The outraged on Twitter who are neither paid by the hour or post quickly noted the absence of kneecaps and body... read more