The Curious Case of Hank Baskett

Deception is so imbued in the souls of veteran reality TV actors, you can never tell what's real and what's false produced for the cameras. As when former Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett III got outed visiting a tranny hooker in Sherman Oaks. It could've been one of those sweep weekssetups for his inane show with his wife Kendra Wilkinson, if not for the manner in which Baskett continues to lie about it to this day:...

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Kendra Wilkinson All the Tools in Her Toolbox

Some number of women enjoy watching forced and stage personal family moments of a chick that used to work the pole. Would you take mothering advice from a former prostitute? Don't answer. It's too late. The only exciting Wilkinson moment in the past five years was Kendra discovering the women's softball side of herself and her husband caught stroking she-male pros in Sherman Oaks. The lesbian-homosexual marriage of TV...

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Kendra Wilkinson Balls Deep

Last week Kendra Wilkinson shocked the intersection of people with yeast infectionsand handicapped placards who watch her show by copping to being a former lesbian. Once, for a couple weeks in high school while healing from her no-tell abortion in her uncle's Stanley Steamer truck. The I'm-a-lesbian-too story didn't catch on as intended, So Wilkinson doubled down by divingdeep into softball. Unlike holding hands with...

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Kendra Wilkinson Was Gay For a Couple of Weeks

Somebody at the Hollywood public relations agencies sent out a memo to make sure your female clients have a go-to gay story. The wave of lesbian confessions from the hybrid scripted vaginas on our TV screens has been tsunami like. Kendra Wilkinson announced she was once gay in high school for two weeks. This came up after ten years of reality television confessions of her entire life story that never before included...

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Kendra Wilkinson Seems Caring

Kendra Wilkinson passed a woman in a mall parking lot begging for spare change and she one upped her by zipping into Ralph's and snagging the supplicant a $200 gift card. Kendra made the woman promise that she'd never let her daughter grow up to be a stripper who married an unemployed man who loves tranny cock. Also, that she'd spend no more than two-thirds of the gift card on distilled beverages and smokes. The...

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Kendra Wilkinson Bruce Jenners Her Husband

I'm not sure what goes through a man's mind when he decides to bare his tranny cheating soul on the We channel for a few shekels. It can't be the same sensation as pulling down a pass in the end zone while 50,000 fans scream. But fuck, what if it is? The entirety of the Kendra Wilkinson reality show involves her rehashing the events of discovering that her emasculatedpurse holdinghusband was stroking out trannies in...

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Kendra Wilkinson Got Septuagenarian Dick (VIDEO)

Kendra Wilkinson said she was unaware being one of Hugh Hefner's girlfriends entailed fucking him even though that's what girlfriend means. 'Someone I'm seeing' or 'we're dating' or 'he invited me to see Wicked' might imply there's no sex, yet, or ever for that Wicked bit, but girlfriend clearly means you've been inside of her. Ask a caveman, he'll tell you the same. According to Wilkinson she thought the girlfriend...

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Kendra Wilkinson Eats Antelope Penis

When you've previously made your bones by allowing an eighty year old man to shart pebbles into your gaping maw, your own Jiminy Cricket barometer might be a bit wonky. Eating antelope penis on a reality show ought to send off some alarms. It's easy to write off the Kardashians doing all sorts of insidious shit for tens of millions of dollars. Kendra Wilkinson is chomping on bushback cock like a sideshow geek for a...

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Kendra Wilkinson Ready for the Jungle

Like most new moms with a husband who digs cock and reality shows that cause her to often forget what she's been told to stay to the press, Kendra Wilkinson and her boobs are headed into the jungle of I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here on British TV. The show brings together D-list celebrities, has-beens, and drinking buddies of producers and puts them in a contrived jungle setting. They are beset with plumbing issues...

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Kendra Forgives Hank For Digging Cock

After consulting with script supervisors for her reality show, Kendra Wilkinson has decided to give her cheating husband a second chance. When last we checked in with Kendra, she was tossing her wedding ring in the crapper after learning her husband was stroking tranny cock while she was just days from delivering their second child. After hearing secretly recorded audio tapes from Hanks tits and cock versatile hooker,...

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Kendra Wilkinson Takes Back the Wank

Kendra Wilkinson is taking her tranny cock stroking husband back. The marital reconciliation can't happen immediately as it's been laid out for a slow reveal on Season whatever of Kendra's reality show for a female audience who hate themselves more than they know. During the course of the season, you'll see Kendra's heartbreak in learning her husband is experimenting with cock in panties, which on the positive side...

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Kendra Wilkinson On Top, Or Is She?

Kendra Wilkinson has a new reality show coming on one of the seventeen ladies channels I've previously deleted from my remote channel lineup lest I accidentally grow tits and a fondness for grapefruit. The show's called Kendra On Top, which I suppose is a multi-layered play on words related to the fact that's how she made her way up in the business, or that she's the dominant figure in her social sphere, or maybe it...

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Kendra Wilkinson Has Tits But No Wedding Ring

Even assholes who find joy in fucking with women know better than to mess with strippers. These girls were forming their protective coatings of emotional scars and never-agains back before they ever hit the pole. Like the Unsullied, strippers were perfected by life circumstance to be battle ready. When Hank Baskett decided he needed some she-shlong because his wife was ignoring him, you know, with her pregnancy and...

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Kendra Wilkinson and Husband Hank Seem Happy

Will he be handsome? Will he bring me flowers? Will he be masturbating a she-male in Sherman Oaks while I'm eight months pregnant and making rent solo again. They really do need to update those wedding fantasy card games for girls. Kendramay be an unstable junkie stripper with cutting issues but she's also industrious. Sometimes that industry was rimming Hef, but a job is a job. Kendra deserves better than having a...

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Kendra Thinks Miley Is Amaze

Former Hefner wet spot sleeper Kendra Wilkinson thinks Miley Cyrus is a great role model for young girls. Kendra is pregnant with her second womb ferret with her husband who played in the NFL for a couple seasons and this time it's a girl. So, who better than a vapid stripper who climbed her way to fame one boner at a time to judge what makes a good example for kids? According to Kendra it's Miley Cyrus: "As much as...

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