Khloe Kardashian Misses Bruce

Conversations happen when two people at least pretend to give a fuck about each other. The Kardashians and discount Kardashians, the Jenners, can manage to fart self-pitying monologues through their collapsing lips. read more

Lamar Odom's Dick Let Him Down

Lamar Odom has a docuseries and and autobiography in the works. He needs the money. Maybe he'll write the book himself at it will take thirty years. Like Michelangelo painting the Sistine Chapel except not good. read more

Khloe Kardashian Bagged Another Lamar

You assume people around Tristan Thompson have brought up the track record of black athletes hooking up with Kardashian women. This can't be Thompson's first pro style pussy. read more

Khloe Kardashian's Revenge Body Seems Flawed

Khloe Kardashian is hostinga series on E!where she gets a new great big fat woman to talk about herstruggles every week and then gives them a makeover and some personal training sessions which they will cease using after filming wraps. read more

Lamar Odom Can't Break Free (VIDEO)

Prior to entering rehab last month Lamar Odom did a segment on the daytime show The Doctors explaining his decision to some shitty soap opera guy posing as a doctor. It's produced by Dr Phil, so assume its target audience is fat idiots. read more

Khloe Kardashian Making Bank

The journey of Khloe Kardashian since putting her head through a windshield and stunting her intellectual growth at a Kardashian seventeen, or around a standard twelve has been one of struggle, triumph, and tons of fucking and swearing and crying. read more

Khloe Kardashian's Boyfriend Makes a Baby, Though Not With Her

It's got to be awkward when the love of your life has to take a break from your romance to go be with another chick who's birthing his baby. Unless you're a Kardashian, then every threat is flipped into an opportunity. There, you just saved eighty grand on business... read more

Khloe Kardashian Lashes Out

It's unclear whether or not there's a Kardashian curse when it comes to men. They've simply fucked too many of them to draw a reasonable sample size, not to mention most of the men they target have seriously personality disorders which tend to manifest themselves later in... read more

Kardashians Rise Above

When tragedy inevitably strikes their menfolk, the Kardashian women rise to the occasion by moving on with work and doctoring legal letters to financially benefit from the underlying trauma. read more

Khloe Kardashian Wasting Away to Just Implants

Khloe Kardashian has taken to wearing glasses in public. Don't be fooled. She's not smart. Khloe's friends such as they are also 1099 freelance employees are expressing concern that O.J.'s daughter is becoming too slender. read more

Khloe Kardashian Shows Off Her Tits And Shit Around The Web

Khloe Kardashian would like to remind you she's still alive by showing you her tits. If they appear cold and blue, she's probably lying. read more

Khloe And Lamar Done

Khloe Kardashian is officially divorcing Lamar Odom, coincidentally at the exact moment the news cycle had lost interest. When most people get a second chance at life they for some reason decide they want to do something involving horses. Odom thoroughly reflected and... read more