Khloe And Lamar Done

Khloe Kardashian is officially divorcing Lamar Odom, coincidentally at the exact moment the news cycle had lost interest. When most people get a second chance at life they for some reason decide they want to do something involving horses. Odom thoroughly reflected and... read more

Donald Trump Fired Khloe Kardashian For Valid Reasons

Now is a good time to be an anonymous source or have a cushy AP job. Who's checking the sources? Absolutely nobody but they'll be printed. You really sacrificed your integrity, AP Guy #37, here's a 4 percent raise. read more

The Game Announces Which Kardashians He Fucked

If you had Bruce Jenner in the cum pool of Kardashians the rapper The Game claims to have fucked, you lost. I just tore up my brackets. The Game recently sent people who didn't know The Kardashians were a huge whoring family into a tizzy when he rapped on a DJ Khaled... read more

Khloe Kardashian Loves Her Cock Tall, Dark and Handome

It's hard to defend Khloe Kardashian with a straight face. She's employed that tiny fractured brain in her abundant head to live the zoo life of a non-dancing showgirl who posts inane thoughts on social media. read more

Lamar Odom Smoking The Pot

Lamar Odom has been hanging out in Rhode Island and smoking a ton of weed, a necessary activity should you ever find yourself in Rhode Island. This prompted Khloe Kardashian to cry about it on her reality show, which is ironically part of Odom's impetuous to slowly kill... read more

The Game Fucked Three Kardashians

In The Game's new rap single, Sauce, he falls back on old rap memes about being much bigger, badder, and bolder than any of his industry peers. The street respect antics grow tiresome from guys living in posh penthouse condos and rolling cash into their smartly vested... read more

Lamar Odom Ditches Intervention

Lamar Odom reportedly refused to attend an intervention staged by his family, which if you are hooked on drugs is a pretty good idea. Thanksgiving is a chore, this sounds like an absolute buzz kill. The anxiety of constantly scoring crack and upping your resting heart... read more

Khloe Kardashian Not High on Trump

In panoply of gruesome tasks Khloe Kardashian has been made to perform at the insistence of her mother, appearing on Celebrity Apprentice involved swallowing the least amount of anything more than pride. Interviewed on Chelsea Handler's show on Netflix which is still... read more

Khloe Kardashian Fucking Odell Beckham Jr. Up

Odell Beckham Jr. is the latest victim of a Kardashian daughter publicity campaign. Beckham was photographed over Memorial Day weekend at Drake's house party with Khloe Kardashian squirming between his legs. You can't claim you didn't know she was there. Larger footprint... read more

Khloe Kardashian Calls Out Chloe Moretz's Asshole

Lost in the fact that Taylor Swift has been proven to be an opportunistic liar is that the whole ordeal is actually making the dead eyed Kardashian family seem likable. In short, Swift agreed to let Kanye West write a mutually beneficial rap lyric about her and proceeded... read more

Khloe Gives Lamar The Boot

Khloe Kardashian has reportedly let the lease expire on a $25,000 a month house she was renting for Lamar Odom after finding a crack pipe on the premises. What's the big deal it's not like he's a soulless whore. Being a crackhead is not an especially healthy lifestyle but... read more

Khloe Kardashian Has Changed

There's never been an oblong duckling who's worked harder, spent more money, or cried more tears to Jesus to be pretty like her whore sisters than Khloe Kardashian. A constant barrage of surgeries and implants and cinches and bleaching and lasers has turned Khloe... read more