Lamar Odom Can't Break Free (VIDEO)

Prior to entering rehab last month Lamar Odom did a segment on the daytime show The Doctors explaining his decision to some shitty soap opera guy posing as a doctor. It's produced by Dr Phil, so assume its target audience is fat idiots. read more

Khloe Kardashian Making Bank

The journey of Khloe Kardashian since putting her head through a windshield and stunting her intellectual growth at a Kardashian seventeen, or around a standard twelve has been one of struggle, triumph, and tons of fucking and swearing and crying. read more

Khloe Kardashian's Boyfriend Makes a Baby, Though Not With Her

It's got to be awkward when the love of your life has to take a break from your romance to go be with another chick who's birthing his baby. Unless you're a Kardashian, then every threat is flipped into an opportunity. There, you just saved eighty grand on business... read more

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Khloe Kardashian Lashes Out

It's unclear whether or not there's a Kardashian curse when it comes to men. They've simply fucked too many of them to draw a reasonable sample size, not to mention most of the men they target have seriously personality disorders which tend to manifest themselves later in... read more

Kardashians Rise Above

When tragedy inevitably strikes their menfolk, the Kardashian women rise to the occasion by moving on with work and doctoring legal letters to financially benefit from the underlying trauma. read more

Khloe Kardashian Wasting Away to Just Implants

Khloe Kardashian has taken to wearing glasses in public. Don't be fooled. She's not smart. Khloe's friends such as they are also 1099 freelance employees are expressing concern that O.J.'s daughter is becoming too slender. read more

Khloe Kardashian Shows Off Her Tits And Shit Around The Web

Khloe Kardashian would like to remind you she's still alive by showing you her tits. If they appear cold and blue, she's probably lying. read more

Khloe And Lamar Done

Khloe Kardashian is officially divorcing Lamar Odom, coincidentally at the exact moment the news cycle had lost interest. When most people get a second chance at life they for some reason decide they want to do something involving horses. Odom thoroughly reflected and... read more

Donald Trump Fired Khloe Kardashian For Valid Reasons

Now is a good time to be an anonymous source or have a cushy AP job. Who's checking the sources? Absolutely nobody but they'll be printed. You really sacrificed your integrity, AP Guy #37, here's a 4 percent raise. read more

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The Game Announces Which Kardashians He Fucked

If you had Bruce Jenner in the cum pool of Kardashians the rapper The Game claims to have fucked, you lost. I just tore up my brackets. The Game recently sent people who didn't know The Kardashians were a huge whoring family into a tizzy when he rapped on a DJ Khaled... read more

Khloe Kardashian Loves Her Cock Tall, Dark and Handome

It's hard to defend Khloe Kardashian with a straight face. She's employed that tiny fractured brain in her abundant head to live the zoo life of a non-dancing showgirl who posts inane thoughts on social media. read more

Lamar Odom Smoking The Pot

Lamar Odom has been hanging out in Rhode Island and smoking a ton of weed, a necessary activity should you ever find yourself in Rhode Island. This prompted Khloe Kardashian to cry about it on her reality show, which is ironically part of Odom's impetuous to slowly kill... read more