Caitlyn Hid Her Dick Snip From Kim

It’s a sad day for any celebrity when someone who has been like a father to you for the first half of their life becomes your other mother for the second half. Even a google search quickly corrects and reminds you that your old dad is your new mom number two.  read more

Khloé Kardashian "Chubby And Tall" In Revenge Body Trailer

Khloé Kardashian gets serious about her fat body in the new emotional trailer for the upcoming second season of her E! series, Revenge Body. Where she gets revenge by showing us her body. No. The show follows tragic nobodies willing to take health and life advice from... read more

Khloe Kardashian Becomes Third Pregnant Kardashian

If you bet on a large demographic spike in the birth of half-black half-Armenian out of wedlock children in 2017, you're about to be rich. This isn't exactly Saruman breeding armies of Man-orcs, but it's the closest example we have on regular earth. read more

Open Post: Kardashians Recreate Intro Ten Years Later, And How Is Kris Jenner Not In Jail?

If turning your kids into an army of factory reject Bratz Dolls - with the exception of one spherical psychopath with an affinity for A-list sex worker Blac Chyna - isn't child abuse, the laws need a tune-up. The difference between the original intro to Keeping Up With... read more

Khloe Kardashian Will Ever Go Hungry Again

In an almost 800 word essay composed by Khloe Kardashian and her support team, the youngest Kardashian sister claims that in the first five years of her TV show fame, she was denied the commercial opportunities of her two older sisters due to her weight. read more

Kardashian Victims The Hollywood Reporter Interview

The Hollywood Reporter must have had some extra black dicks lying around, and some cheesecake for Khloé, because they were able to lure almost the entire Kardashian/Jenner klan (Caitlyn was off making America great again) to one place for a new photoshoot and interview.... read more

O.J. Parole Creates Unnoticed Victim

The Goldman family was particularly peeved about O.J. Simpson being granted parole at his first shot hearing this past week. Simpson did behead their kid for hitting on his ex-wife. But perhaps nobody suffered more with the Simpson parole decision than Khloe Kardashian. read more

Khloe Kardashian Rents a Psychic (VIDEO)

Tyler Henry has been blessed with the super power to connect with the deceased relatives of NBC/Universal show cast members. It's a highly focused psychic skill. Wouldn't serve you much good cleaning up at the racetrack. Or solving crimes for that matter. He's done... read more

The Kardashians Seem To Be Borrowing Heavily

Singer fired off a letter on behalf of Khloe Kardashian after a sparkly leotard and underwear designer named DestinyBleu accused Kardashian of stealing her ideas. Bleu bedazzles shit. The letter ordered Bleu to cease and desist calling Khloe Kardashian a thief on social... read more

Khloe Kardashian Wasted Lamar Odom Semen

The thirteenth season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians has more twist and turns that Lamar Odom's car when he's driving under the influence. You have to out shock your reality television competition. MTV and Bravo are killing people for real. read more

Cavs Brief Glimmer of Hope

For about four hours on Monday, Cleveland Cavaliers fans rejoiced with word that Tristan Thompson had given Khloe Kardashian the old heave-ho, thereby freeing their team from a succubus jinx and opening the door to a back to back championship. read more

Khloe Kardashian Misses Bruce

Conversations happen when two people at least pretend to give a fuck about each other. The Kardashians and discount Kardashians, the Jenners, can manage to fart self-pitying monologues through their collapsing lips. read more