Lamar Odom Ditches Intervention

Lamar Odom reportedly refused to attend an intervention staged by his family, which if you are hooked on drugs is a pretty good idea. Thanksgiving is a chore, this sounds like an absolute buzz kill. The anxiety of constantly scoring crack and upping your resting heart rate to 170 is no doubt crippling.

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Khloe Kardashian Not High on Trump

In panoply of gruesome tasks Khloe Kardashian has been made to perform at the insistence of her mother, appearing on Celebrity Apprentice involved swallowing the least amount of anything more than pride. Interviewed on Chelsea Handler's show on Netflix which is still airing because Netflix paid for a strip of them in advance, Kardashian recalls how Trump's demands that she be literate and functional rubbed her the...

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Khloe Kardashian Fucking Odell Beckham Jr. Up

Odell Beckham Jr. is the latest victim of a Kardashian daughter publicity campaign. Beckham was photographed over Memorial Day weekend at Drake's house party with Khloe Kardashian squirming between his legs. You can't claim you didn't know she was there. Larger footprint mammals are incapable of sneak attack.

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Khloe Kardashian Calls Out Chloe Moretz's Asshole

Lost in the fact that Taylor Swift has been proven to be an opportunistic liar is that the whole ordeal is actually making the dead eyed Kardashian family seem likable. In short, Swift agreed to let Kanye West write a mutually beneficial rap lyric about her and proceeded to lie and say she didn't. This irked Kim Kardashian because even loose assed whores have morals.

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Khloe Gives Lamar The Boot

Khloe Kardashian has reportedly let the lease expire on a $25,000 a month house she was renting for Lamar Odom after finding a crack pipe on the premises. What's the big deal it's not like he's a soulless whore. Being a crackhead is not an especially healthy lifestyle but neither is being anorexic and contorting your organs in a corset every night or getting gang banged by No Limit Records.

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Khloe Kardashian Has Changed

There's never been an oblong duckling who's worked harder, spent more money, or cried more tears to Jesus to be pretty like her whore sisters than Khloe Kardashian. A constant barrage of surgeries and implants and cinches and bleaching and lasers has turned Khloe Kardashian into some type of perfect black baller cupcake of sex. The question can never be, was it all worth it, it has to be, what was the alternative.read more

Khloe Kardashian Plowed Afresh

Someday some researcher who doesn't mind getting thrown out of their cushy University gig will figure out why so many high level black athletes are dying to fuck the Kardashian sisters. It's not racist if the word "scientist" is used in the description.read more

Kourtney And Khloe Kardashian Ruin Gigi Hadid's 21st

There's some age at which going to a birthday party when you're fifteen years older than the birthday girl is deemed inappropriate. Like 8 and 23. You'll get looks when you're trying to fit into the little tea party chairs. The 30-something Kardashian sisters routinely show up to teen and young adult events because they have no friends their own age. Or friends. Anywhere the cameras go is an open invitation to film...

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Khloe Kardashian Fills the Gap

Khloe Kardashian can't survive much time away from NBA cock. After a week the fitful sleep kicks in. By one month she's opening cans of tuna with her teeth and mumbling nursery rhymes. It's Trainspotting but her opiate is big black cock. Kardashian dumpedJames Harden thrice nightly plowing to care for her stroked out husband and some sweet reality show footage. With Odom on the mend and out boozing, Kardashian's...

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Khloe Kardashian Recalls Her Pretty Baby Moments

Kris Jenner forced daughter Khloe Kardashian to get beauty treatments when she was just thirteen. It was a facial and a sneaky armpit waxing. You have acne and male pattern hair growth. You think the nice neighbor man paying our electric bill needs to see that? Khloe recounts the event like she's Jodie Foster talking about that one time on a pinball machine. I remember when I was like 13 years old, my mom made me get...read more

Khloe Kardashian Throws Lammy Back

Khloe Kardashian is suddenly aware thathousingLamar Odomin her Golden Corral inspired home no longer works. The timing has nothing to do with her show being canceled and no longer needing a 6'10" promotional hook on her feeding tube dime. You may recall the Kardashians taking control of Odom's comatose body out in the desert as a key prop for season thirteen of their own show.Red Cross visits forced the family to...read more

Grandpa's Tits Confusing Mason Disick

Kourtney Kardashian'seldest bastard child is apparently undereducated on the matter of Bruce turning into Caitlyn. There is no precise Guatemalan term for narcissistic repressed homosexual asshole so his nannies were at a standstill after being ordered to explain to Mason Disick why grandpa now had tits. On the promo for her already-canceled new show, Khloe Kardashian describes Mason's reaction to pop-pop's new bag,...

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Kocktail With Khloe Aborted In Its Infancy

The FYI network which nobody can verify even exists called it quits on the Kocktails with Khloe show which they invested in as a means to get follow-on media attention for the Kardashian name. Khloe Kardashian has forty-six million followers on Instagram. About one-quarter of one percent of those watched the show. That conversion rate speaks to how badly people want to hear Khloe Kardashian speak. Let alone get loaded...read more

White Penis Don't Get None of That (VIDEO)

Khloe Kardashian has a talk show based on the fact that by sharing drinks with her also-ran celebrity guests, she can get them to open up and share stories you don't care about that you might otherwise never hear. The end result is Khloe gets lit and talks about her snatch and makes her guests super uncomfortable. Long-term unemployment is one thing, listening to a trainable with ass implants talk about the men her...

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Lamar Odom Trotted Out Again

Kris Jenner routinely feeds stories to outlets such as TMZ and HollywoodLife posing as an anonymous inside source. The outlets post the anonymously sourcednonsense as an audience drawing exclusive. Like the North Koreans selling nuclear secrets to the Iranians in exchange for less mealy rice.This weekend Jenner incognito spitout a story that Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom had a romantic dinner at Ruth's Chris...read more