Kim Kardashian Says She Has, Like, Body Dysmorphia

The ladies of the Jenndashian brothel are revelatory statement Pez dispensers as they try to salvage a show people used to watch. On the most recent episode of No One's Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kim continues to try to make her fake Paris robbery a thing while also... read more

Caitlyn Hid Her Dick Snip From Kim

It’s a sad day for any celebrity when someone who has been like a father to you for the first half of their life becomes your other mother for the second half. Even a google search quickly corrects and reminds you that your old dad is your new mom number two.  read more

Kim Kardashian Pissed About Her Gross Fat Body (VIDEO)

Kim Kardashian has the misfortunate of looking at her non-photoshopped body in some pap pics in a new clip from Keeping Up With The Kardashians. After she realizes that she isn't staring at a bewigged overfed centaur galloping through the grass, Kardashian criticizes the... read more

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Kim Kardashian Reveals Someone Else Is Pregnant With Her Baby

The Kardashians are doing everything short of going door to door with free DASH swag to woo people into watching their shit show Keeping Up With The Kardashians after last season's poor ratings. While Kris Jenner's fetus three-ring circus has been going on for over a week... read more

Kanye West Weight Gain And Hair Plugs

Kanye West was caught by the paps barreling down a parking lot in Los Angeles looking like a random person's dad, complete with an extra forty pounds and some grid-like action on his head that sure looks like hair plugs to me. Oh dad, you're embarrassing me. But mostly... read more

Open Post: Kardashians Recreate Intro Ten Years Later, And How Is Kris Jenner Not In Jail?

If turning your kids into an army of factory reject Bratz Dolls - with the exception of one spherical psychopath with an affinity for A-list sex worker Blac Chyna - isn't child abuse, the laws need a tune-up. The difference between the original intro to Keeping Up With... read more

Kim Kardashian On Nudity: "I Don’t Know What The Age Cutoff Is"

Kim Kardashian's fake Paris robbery is at the center of her new spread for Allure Magazine, where she also opens up about being insanely in shape and not knowing when the world is tired of seeing her tits. When did her sex tape come out? Then. Kardashian also saddles her... read more

Sharon Osbourne Pulls Kim K's Ho Card

Half of the young female "celebrities" today hide behind feminism. They don't really care about women's rights, they just want the right to expunge their slut phase college days as they move on to their middle-aged minivan soccer mom lives awaiting on the horizon.  read more

Kim and Kanye's Third Party Womb Carries a Girl Child

In case you were wondering about the reproductive dirty bomb placed into the womb of a random girl with less STDs than Kim Kardashian and her mentally ill husband, it's a girl. read more

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Cher Looks Terrible

Kim Kardashian channels transitioning linebacker in 70's Cher drag in a new photo shoot for Harper's Bazaar Arabia. The gypsy, tramp, thief (for stealing the hearts of Americans), and porn star shares insightful details on being mentally handicapable in the entertainment... read more

Kardashians Come To Texan Rescue

Hurricane Harvey is not only focusing on causing damage in H Town, but managed to get preacher Joel Osteen dragged on social media, a University of Tampa sociology professor fired, and Trump flamed for treating his appearance there like a 2018 presidential election rally.... read more

Kardashian Victims The Hollywood Reporter Interview

The Hollywood Reporter must have had some extra black dicks lying around, and some cheesecake for Khloé, because they were able to lure almost the entire Kardashian/Jenner klan (Caitlyn was off making America great again) to one place for a new photoshoot and interview.... read more