Kim Kardashian See-Through Nipple Town

Retired porn star Kim Kardashian took a break from doing nothing to show off her girthy nipples in a transparent wife beater. "Leave me out of this" - Johnny Depp. She completes the look with Adidas shorts and high heels. When you marry a gay man with a passion for... read more

Kim Kardashian Blow Off

The Kardashians are worse than chlamydia. Every time you think they're gone for good, they evolve and come back stronger. read more

Kate Upton Gun Show and Shit Around the Web

Anna Faris rocks a bikini, Yankee Doodle Boobies, and more! read more

Polina Malinovskaya Russian (W)hacking and Shit Around the Web

Kim K tries to be Jackie O, Caroline Vreeland clearly nude, and more! read more

Chrissy Teigen Not Collecting the $45K Kardashian Surrogacy Bounty

Chrissy Teigen offered to be the surrogate for Kim Kardashian's third child. Outwardly, she seems a perfect match. The nearly identical levels of zero discernible talent yet large fan base by way of black music artist fucking and shameless sharing is like looking into a... read more

Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Use Surrogate

Any means of procuring a baby is narcissistic. We don't want to be surrounded by our reptile collections and disinterested nieces and nephews playing Pokemon go on our deathbeds.  read more

Kim Kardashian Blackface Apology

Kim Kardashian shared a heartfelt apology in the form of blaming her staff for publishing a super dark skin tone photo of her profile in promotion of her new KKW beauty line. A bunch of idiots labeled the shopped contrast photo as blackface, while even dumber people... read more

Kim Kardashian Bikini And Tequila Payday

According to the media, "Kim Kardashian flaunts her famous curves while partying it up with family and friends in the Bahamas to celebrate Kanye West's 40th birthday". According to pimp truth, she's exploiting her centaur ancestry to pimp out George Clooney's tequila... read more

Khloe Kardashian Wasted Lamar Odom Semen

The thirteenth season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians has more twist and turns that Lamar Odom's car when he's driving under the influence. You have to out shock your reality television competition. MTV and Bravo are killing people for real. read more

Kim Kardashian Retracts Manchester Tweet

There are some large number of empty semi-sentient empty vessels who want to know how Kardashian feels before defining their own reaction to current events. This is one of those "funnier if it wasn't true" conditions. read more

Glam Masters Seems Sufficiently Shitty

Kim Kardashian is teaming with Lifetime television on a new reality competition show, Glam Masters. Kardashian locked herself in her muse cage for three months and came out with a plan for beauty bloggers face off in a head to head makeup contest. read more

Kim Kardashian Ass Surgeon Speaking Out

The doctors who work on the Kardashians to keep them looking desirable to black men who love their mamas are paid to shut up, threatened under NDAs, or lying bloodless in a ditch beyond the Humphrey's Yogurt in Calabasas. Dead men tell no tales. One is finally speaking... read more