Kirstie Alley Hates Leah Remini For Leaving Scientology

Long long ago hot person Kirstie Alley is infuriated with former cult member Leah Remini for leaving the Church of Scientology. Remini made a vocal exit of the religion that worships alien space explorers earlier this year because, you know, it's 2013. Alley went on Howard Stern to vent her hatred towards the space heretic. According to Alley, Remini is a "bigot" and is "her enemy". Strong words for someone who looks...

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Kirstie Alley says John Travolta isn't gay

Despite dozens and dozens of rumors to the contrary, Kirstie Alley swears that fellow Scientologist John Travolta is not gay, and if anyone could see through all the smoke and mirrors and discover the truth about something, it's a Scientologist. "Believe me, it took everything I had inside, outside, whatever, to not run off and marry John and be with John for the rest of my life," Alley tells Barbara Walters on "Good...

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Kirstie Alley wants to win the MegaMillions too

With tonights MegaMillions lottery jackpot up to an estimated $640,000,000, even people who never played it before are playing. Even people who are already millionaires like Kirstie Alley, who has been on twitter almost all day talking about what she would do if she had all that money. Because apparently people weren't making enough fat jokes about her lately. (image source of alley = fame/flynet) [gallery...

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Tim Gunn: "Kirstie Alley is not a size 4."

There's literally no one on earth who knows more about clothes than Tim Gunn. He's been the mentor to the designers on 'Project Runway' since the show began in 2004, a job he got because he's been part of the faculty at the Parsons New School for Design in NYC since 1982. He was also chair of the Fashion Design school from 2000 to 2007. Plus he's gay. So what were his thoughts after seeing Kirstie Alley tell everyone...

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Kirstie Alley lost, ahem, 100 pounds

Kirstie Alley told Entertainment Tonight that she's now reached her diet goal and, are you ready to be wowed, is a size 4 after LOSING 100 POUNDS!!! Meanwhile, back in reality, she's a size 12, at best, after maybe losing 40 pounds, but got a flattering outfit one day and stood at angles that hid her giant ass during this interview. "I feel like I'm back in my element. I honestly didn't even realize what I looked...

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Kirstie Alley is the same size as Megan Fox

Despite all evidence to the contrary, Kirstie Alley claims to have lost 60 pounds while doing 'Dancing With The Stars', and now says she has a 22-inch waist. Just like Megan Fox. That's Fox on the left in the headline btw, and Alley is on the right, in case you thought you were seeing double. "My goal dress has a waist that's 22 inches," Alley tells Life and Style. "I tried it on, and I can almost zip it up." She...read more

Did Kirstie Alley win Dancing With The Stars?

I didn't want to ruin the surprise in the headline but last night was the finale for the twelfth season of 'Dancing With The Stars', and in the end, it came down to Kirstie Alley, a morbidly obese lump in her 60's, and Hines Ward, the wide receiver from the Pittsburgh Steelers, one of the best pure athletes to ever play college football, a Super Bowl MVP and two-time Super Bowl champion. Both had obstacles to...

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Thursday headlines, with the voluptuous Gwyneth Paltrow

TOM SIZEMORE - has been questioned by the LAPD about the disappearance of a 25-year-old girl named Megan Wren. Police think Sizemore might know something because he was friends with the girl, perhaps her boyfriend, and also because he's genuinely crazy. Really, they should question him anytime anyone goes missing, whether he knew them or not. (e!, lapd missing persons blog) CHELSEA HANDLER - made a seemingly harmless...

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Kirstie Alley says shes a size 6

Extra interviewed Kirstie Alley on the set of Dancing With The Stars, and presumably she was talking abut her foot because she said she's a size 6. She does know we can see her, right? The actress also revealed, "I haven't weighed myself in the last four weeks." The slimmed-down actress may not know her weight, but she does have a goal in mind. "I bought these dresses from a [size] twelve to a two. Tonight I'm a six....

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Kirstie Alley lost her shoe on Dancing With The Stars

Kirstie Alley lost her shoe in the middle of her performance on Dancing With The Stars last night, but since her partner does all work, all the "heavy lifting" if you will, it was fine. And now people are starting to say she could win the whole show. Which is amazing because 95 percent of the performance is her walking sideways at a normal pace while her partner holds her steady. It looks more like a video of someone...

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Kirstie Alley broke her partner on Dancing with the Stars

Maksim Chmerkovskiy had to know he was playing with dynamite when he took Kirstie Alley as a partner on Dancing With The Stars, and last night his hubris finally cost him (clip above, full video here). Us magazine says... No pain, no gain for Maksim Chmerkovskiy. The Dancing with the Stars pro suffered a mysterious injury on Monday's performance show -- and nearly dropped parter Kirstie Alley when his thigh gave out....

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George Lopez called Kirstie Alley a pig

Apparently we're not allowed to liken one fat thing to another these days, because George Lopez is in trouble for calling Kirstie Alley a pig on his TBS talk show last night. Lopez launched an attack on the 'DWTS' star's fuller figure on 'Lopez Tonight,' saying of her first performance, "She did a nice job, her little hooves tapping away." While Alley declared on Twitter, "lost 60 lbs before DWTS... Haven't weighed in...

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Kirstie Alley was finally on Dancing With The Stars

Kirstie Alley made her debut last night on the premiere of Dancing With The Stars, and despite being 60 and stuffed with gummi bears, she didn't break anything, like her shoes or legs or partner, and apparently turned in one of the better performances of the night. "I think we're just scratching the surface on what you can do," Bruno Tonioli told Alley after her lively routine. "Your foot placement on the cha cha cha...

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Kirstie Alley is gonna win Dancing With The Stars

Kirstie Alley has spent the last few days practicing for Dancing With The Stars, and the results have been amazing. She looks vaguely human now and is really snapping into shape. Another few pounds and other people might even be able to sit on her half of a plane without sending it into a corkscrew. [gallery id="8039"]

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Kirstie Alley is practicing for Dancing With The Stars

Kirstie Alley, who is 4000 years old, put on a food-stain-hiding outfit and got to work yesterday practicing for this seasons Dancing With The Stars. For the record, we shouldn't make fun of her because she's fat, but because she spent all last year on her twitter tricking people into buying diet pills made by a company secretly owned by scientology and now still weighs more than the car she's getting into. I'm amazed...

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