Open Post: Which Jenndashian Needs To Be Voted Off The Island? Island Meaning Planet

Each and every Jenndashian brings a little something extra to the table - Beast brings a fork and knife, Kim brings HPV, Kourtney brings an inch of visible gums, Kris brings a Taser in case one of them gets out of line, and Kendall of course brings the only body that... read more

Open Post: Kardashians Recreate Intro Ten Years Later, And How Is Kris Jenner Not In Jail?

If turning your kids into an army of factory reject Bratz Dolls - with the exception of one spherical psychopath with an affinity for A-list sex worker Blac Chyna - isn't child abuse, the laws need a tune-up. The difference between the original intro to Keeping Up With... read more

Kardashian Victims The Hollywood Reporter Interview

The Hollywood Reporter must have had some extra black dicks lying around, and some cheesecake for Khloé, because they were able to lure almost the entire Kardashian/Jenner klan (Caitlyn was off making America great again) to one place for a new photoshoot and interview.... read more

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Kourtney Kardashian Celebrates Single With New Beach Tits

Kourtney Kardashian has declared herself formally single. No more drunk guy who wouldn't marry her because he had a guaranteed contract and three lockdown babies and didn't need a five foot tall chick yelling at him for drinking the rest of his life. read more

Kourtney Kardashian Not Serious, Just Fucking

An insider source to the Kardashians, so Kris Jenner, tells the tabloids that Kourtney Kardashian isn't serious about the young model she's hanging with, they're just fucking. read more

Kourtney Kardashian Revenge Nude

Men watch the Kardashians with the sum total thinking of, Jesus, this shit is staged for idiots. Maybe I'd fuck that one there on the left, no, not the big one, the one next to her. Lights off. Women watch in rapture at the dramatic antics of crazy set of girls they'd die... read more

Kourtney Kardashian Ass On Instagram

Kim Kardashian went too far with her ass. Medical curiosities aren’t sexy. But she could fetch a pretty penny at a turn-of-the-century circus sideshow. So could Khloe. Serena Williams dreams of having Khloe shoulders. That leaves us with Kourtney Kardashian. read more

Kim And Kourtney Mexican Bikini Adventure And Shit Around The Web

Vapid sisters Kim and Kourtney Kardashian bikini together in Mexico. The photos shocked the world as nobody had seen their bare asses for over a week and were worried the Venezuelan rubber nationalization might've caused some undue consequences. read more

Kourtney Kardashian Bikinis In Hawaii And Shit Around The Web

The other, other sister, Kourtney Kardashian, bikinis with ex Scott Disick in Hawaii. Expect a fourth bastard baby shortly. Disick or the room service guy. Put up or shut up.  read more

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World Toilet Day Was Full Of Winners

Saturday was World Toilet Day. If you missed it don't be alarmed, any worthy cause would be scheduled for a weekday. World Toilet Day's mission was to bring awareness about all the people around the world who don't have access to a toilet. This encompasses some 2.4... read more

Kourtney Kardashian Maybe Fucking Scott Disick Again And Shit Around The Web

Kourtney Kardashian goes on a bikini romp in Mexico with Scott Disick. More babies to follow. Everybody has their thing. read more

Kendall Jenner Turns 21

Kendall Jenner turned 21 so the family dressed her up like Tony Montana's trophy wife and hosted a birthday party at a rented out club in Hollywood. All the big names in whoring were there. Most notably her sisters, who presented her at the end of the evening with a car... read more