Kourtney Kardashian's Mons Pubis Remains in Control

Kourtney Kardashian pinched her camel toe into place, alerted the press as to her whereabouts, and marched her six year old son into his art class because all the AYSO and Little League spots were taken. read more

Kourtney Kardashian Raking

Gwyneth Paltrow skirts the long arm of the law when she promotes shit like vacation spots and vagina rejuvenating cremes without disclosing the fact she's being compensated. The FTC is pretty clear on the matter. You have to declare if you're a paid sponsor or just a... read more

Kourtney Kardashian Bastard Reloaded

According to InTouch magazine, Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant with her fourth child. InTouch has a gossip accuracy rating of about twenty percent, which ranks it a notch above every other entertainment magazine, though still below Sheila, the human resources assistant... read more

Kourtney Kardashian Getting Kind of Old For This Shit

A thirty-seven year old mom of three fronting a Vegas nightclub in a leather bra isn't necessarily depressing. Not when she's taking home $50,000 for her troubles. More cringe worthy when she's pocketing three hundred bucks and a subjugating fingering from the club owner.... read more

Kourtney And Khloe Kardashian Ruin Gigi Hadid's 21st

There's some age at which going to a birthday party when you're fifteen years older than the birthday girl is deemed inappropriate. Like 8 and 23. You'll get looks when you're trying to fit into the little tea party chairs. The 30-something Kardashian sisters routinely... read more

Scott Disick Humble Stalking

This isn't a good message to send to your bastard kids. Remember when mommy and daddy used to fuck in the ocean? We just sat the down and told them daddy died fighting ISIS to keep America safe from Muslims. Scott Disick sent this seven year old photo in a birthday... read more

Kardashian Nipples Take Manhattan

Combine the archetypal male fantasy of midget whores with giant potato head babies crowning through rapper creampied vaginas and you have my attention. Magic like this doesn't happen in a vacuum. There are teams of assistants providing hair and wardrobe and STD blister... read more

Kourtney Kardashian Braless

Kourtney Kardashian is often described as the chaste Kardashian sister. Quite a feat when you've had three kids out of wedlock and you've never owned a bra. That used to get you dunked to see if you were a witch. Now you get skin care companies paying to be the brand you... read more

Kardashian Nibbles on A Kit Kat (VIDEO)

Now that each of the Kardashian sisters have launched their own pay sites and app, they've had to enhance their content with premium shit beyond the shout outs, platitudes, and general tit grifting they do on their free media channels. Smart people don't have that much... read more

Justin Bieber Might Be Fucking Kourtney Kardashian

Rumors swirled over the weekend by and between people who have no interest in sports that Justin Bieber and Kourtney Kardashian weregetting it on. CNN covered it because Let's Not Call ThemMuslim Terrorists haven't killed women and children in severaldays now. It makes... read more

Kourtney Kardashian Launches

Kourtney Kardashian is the final sister in the coven to launch her eponymous app. Unlike Kim's personal app focused on scheming and whoring, and Khloe's tips on how to beat the hormone tests and qualify for women'sathletics, Kourtney made her site extremely personal. As... read more

Kourtney Kardashian Nude Promotions

Kourtney Kardashian showing off where bastard babies come from encapsulates everything that's wrong with Kardashian media content. It's porn with far too much yapping between the money shots. Nobody wants to see Emmanuelle exploring erotic fabrics in Bangkok for an hour... read more