World Toilet Day Was Full Of Winners

Saturday was World Toilet Day. If you missed it don't be alarmed, any worthy cause would be scheduled for a weekday. World Toilet Day's mission was to bring awareness about all the people around the world who don't have access to a toilet. This encompasses some 2.4... read more

Kourtney Kardashian Maybe Fucking Scott Disick Again And Shit Around The Web

Kourtney Kardashian goes on a bikini romp in Mexico with Scott Disick. More babies to follow. Everybody has their thing. read more

Kendall Jenner Turns 21

Kendall Jenner turned 21 so the family dressed her up like Tony Montana's trophy wife and hosted a birthday party at a rented out club in Hollywood. All the big names in whoring were there. Most notably her sisters, who presented her at the end of the evening with a car... read more

Kourtney Kardashian Stepping Out

With Kim Kardashian on psychological trauma lockdown, there's a power vacuum in the braless big fake tit Calabasas moms evening out space. The first to fill the void are her very sisters. Sharks can't ever be real friends. read more

Kardashian Protection Force Trebles

Khloe Kardashian launched her new denim line for super impressionable big boned women at the Grove, along with her sister Kourtney and mom Kris Jenner under a blanket of new and improved security forces. read more

Kourtney Kardashian Can't Catch a Break

Kourtney Kardashian needs a thing. She's been ambling about Paris Fashion Week half naked with her hair pulled so taut you can clearly make out her recent facial work. She's racing against time to forty. Younger sister Kim has her whoring and armed assaults and Kanye.... read more

Kourtney Kardashian Making Babies in the Shadows

If celebrity women have taught us anything, it's that being a wealthy single mother is tough. Whose going to carry all the kids' sunscreen and SPF protective swimwear to the beach with no dad around? Guatemalan helpers only count in the Census. read more

Kourtney Kardashian in A Bikini

Kourtney Kardashian continued her Corsica vacation with her mom and her mom's paid younger black boyfriend and her three bastard children and between six and nine servant people. Kardashian eased into a bikini on the off chance that the cameras her mom alerted to their... read more

Kourtney Kardashian Posse Up

You can learn a lot from reading one single Cosmo article. Mostly how women get off on the inane details of the personal lives of celebrities in the same manner that men lose their sacred sperm to mom and NOT daughter plowing each other with a strap-on on PornTube. I've... read more

Kourtney Kardashian's Mons Pubis Remains in Control

Kourtney Kardashian pinched her camel toe into place, alerted the press as to her whereabouts, and marched her six year old son into his art class because all the AYSO and Little League spots were taken. read more

Kourtney Kardashian Raking

Gwyneth Paltrow skirts the long arm of the law when she promotes shit like vacation spots and vagina rejuvenating cremes without disclosing the fact she's being compensated. The FTC is pretty clear on the matter. You have to declare if you're a paid sponsor or just a... read more

Kourtney Kardashian Bastard Reloaded

According to InTouch magazine, Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant with her fourth child. InTouch has a gossip accuracy rating of about twenty percent, which ranks it a notch above every other entertainment magazine, though still below Sheila, the human resources assistant... read more