CHiPs Movie Reviews Hard to Come By

Warner Bros. isn't allowing reviews of their R-rated screen adaptation of the 70's TV show CHiPS less than two days now from release. This is like when the dog dies. Don't tell Timmy until after the Little League game if you want him to rap a couple hits. read more

Kristen Bell Reveals Butt Pads

Kristen Bell shared an Instagram photo of the butt pads she wore under her dress at the Golden Globes. It's not exactly what you would deem sexy, but neither are her man hands. It appears she has simply stopped trying. read more

Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell Are Hiding Dark Secrets

God invented marriage as a tough slog. After first inventing it as a means to legitimize the sale of women into the possession of men not their father's for what they hoped would be more kindly rapings. read more

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Kristen Bell, Gender Equity Thought Leader (VIDEO)

In between intermittently crying and applauding Dax Shepard's restraint from ingesting cocaine and whiskey, Kristen Bell works herself into a fevered pitch over simplistic gender equity memes that lack statistical substantiation. read more

Kristen Bell Is Depressed

Just when you thought the politically perfect Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell life partnership was the stuff of Sears sweater commercial, they pivot right into mental illness confessions. A couple weeks ago Shepard confided in the world that a neighbor kid once stuck his... read more

Dax Shepherd Molested Also

Dax Shepard spoke publicly about being molested by a neighbor teen boy when he was seven. Shepard claims he kept the experience private for the next eleven years wondering if he had emittedsecret gay signals that led to his fondling. It's not a theory without some merit.... read more

Kristen Bell Did Something

Cosmopolitanposted an article to alert the world that actress Kristen Bell started an Instagram account. Bell's first post was a picture of her and husband Dax Shepard pretending they like to kiss members of the opposite sex on the lips.Bloggingfrom her Soul Cycle seat... read more

Jenna Dewan Tatum and Minnie Driver Are Almost Naked

I don't know who else is in here. Damn, I want to be Photoshopped like Minnie Driver. I could be a god. You can't even see her brown tooth or that plate of St. Louis style ribs she ate in '98 that stuck around her hips. Sorry, Minnie, please don't quit Twitter again.... read more

Kristen Bell Topless And Covered In The May 2014 Issue Of Allure

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Kristen Bell Knows Stuff

Some people might say that a Hollywood actress who pays a fat woman to wipe sand off her belly might be out of touch with the common folk. But Kristen Bell and her consecrated vegan life traveler baby daddy have made it their mission to school people on the virtuous... read more

Kristen Bell Has Nice Vegan Panties

I prefer to see Kristen Bell without Dax Shepherd. He makes me feel uncomfortable, like he's with a woman too good for him and we all know it. I also don't want a dude around when his wife is flashing her panties to hawk her merch. That's an intimate moment between buyer... read more

Kristen Bell Marries Dax Shepard

It's official. The outspokenly politically correct couple Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard finally tied the knot. You may recall that these two sanctimonious vegetarians publicly stated that they would not get married until all their gay and lesbian friends had a similar... read more