Krysten Ritter's Ass And Shit Around The Web

I watched that shitty Don't Trust The B In Apartment 23 show because sometimes Krysten Ritterwas in her underwear. Does that make her sad or me? Okay, yeah, it's me. Check her out in a bikini. (TMZ) Meanwhile, Denise Schaefer's ass is spectacular. (Last Men On Earth) "The Leftovers" is chock full of floppy titties. (Egotastic All-Stars) Tara Reid in a bikini looks like Skeletor in a bikini. (Drunken Stepfather) Martha...

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Camera Phone Hacking, I've Seen Them All Naked

I have looked. And I will look again. America is in a collective tizzy right now. Half of them are drenching their knee-highs to photos of celebrity exposed titties, the other half are penning lamentations on Yahoo and Huffington Post about societal decay. The big cellphone camera leak. I mean, not leak, we're supposed to call it grand larceny and conspiracy to reveal snatch to make it sound more threatening. Last...read more

Krysten Ritter Always Looks Semi-Retarded

Krysten Ritter seems like a hot chick who has a thing about looking like a trainable. I surmise with my little brain that some women get off knowing that they can go Daffy Duck and every dude still wants a piece. There's no comparison in the male world because when dudes look retarded, it's never intentional. They're just retarded. Men don't dress down or fuck with their hair or make goofy faces to keep women from...

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