Kylie Jenner Forty-Three For Flaunt Magazine

Kylie Jenner continues to highlight her natural beauty in a Courtney Stodden-inspired spread for Flaunt Magazine. She accompanies one of the images on Instagram with "Life in plastic it's fantastic." She's going for Barbie. read more

Kylie Jenner Docu-Series Light on the Docu (VIDEO)

To fill in the summer gap where her gay Decathlete dad's show used to run, Kylie Jenner's receiving her own vacation time series on E!, where if it ain't Kardashian, it ain't making money. read more

Kylie Jenner Officially Fucking Travis Scott

Kylie Jenner has yet to make the official announcement about jumping onto rapper Travis Scott's peen, so her proxies and PR team are doing it for her. Everything but fuck photos are being released now. read more

Kylie Jenner Has a New Beau

Kylie Jenner spun the random wheel of boyfriends and came up with Random Dreadlocked Black Rapper again. If you saw the Kardashian family wheel of boyfriends, you'd know to bet on black. Is it racist to note that the daughters and mom and dad in this family all date black... read more

Kylie Jenner On an Incredible Journey

Kylie Jenner is getting her own spinoff series. This is the sixth spinoff show or so from the original Kardashian reality mothership. E! and three hundred of their closest friends are putting their kids through college on this nonsense. read more

Kylie Jenner Barely Clothed In Malibu And Shit Around The Web

Kylie Jennerhas a knack for looking do-able. It probably wasn't lauded on International Women's Day as an inspiring talent, but ask her accountant how it's going. read more

Kylie Jenner's New Tits Like the Old Tits Only Bigger

It's unclear how many tit jobs Kylie Jenner's undergone since puberty but add up her reps denials and divide by two to be conservative. read more

Kylie Jenner's Pop Up Shop A Trap

Kylie Jenner was in the news for three things. The fact that her new and price hiked lip coloring stick shit was the same as the old shit only remarked with fancier color names. A medical alert that her licensed eyeliner might be causing you to relive every ugly person... read more

Kylie Jenner Sports A Nude Bodysuit And Shit Around The Web

Kylie Jenner wore a see-through bodysuit because that's how she rolls. It's like looking at one of those X-ray photos, though not a real X-ray or you'd see all the diseases. read more

Kylie Jenner Big Cleavage Leaving Nice Guy

The full and complete consideration of Kylie Jenner is her nineteen year old body. It's not horribly sexist if it's true. Women can't throw a football. Men can't pee cleanly in the dark. read more

Kylie Jenner Makes More Money Than the President, The New One

Kylie Jenner has proven incapable of assembling the requisite words to form a sentence. That limitation encompasses verbal, written, and conjured thoughts as cum dribbles elegantly off the bridge of her nose. read more

Kylie Jenner Surrenders Sole Writing Credit

During the nascency of social media there was some collective fan delusion that famous pop stars and personalities were penning their own Tweets and responses. The personal connection myth drove the growth, so there was some motivation to hide the two or three... read more