Kylie Jenner's New Tits Like the Old Tits Only Bigger

It's unclear how many tit jobs Kylie Jenner's undergone since puberty but add up her reps denials and divide by two to be conservative. read more

Kylie Jenner's Pop Up Shop A Trap

Kylie Jenner was in the news for three things. The fact that her new and price hiked lip coloring stick shit was the same as the old shit only remarked with fancier color names. A medical alert that her licensed eyeliner might be causing you to relive every ugly person... read more

Kylie Jenner Sports A Nude Bodysuit And Shit Around The Web

Kylie Jenner wore a see-through bodysuit because that's how she rolls. It's like looking at one of those X-ray photos, though not a real X-ray or you'd see all the diseases. read more

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Kylie Jenner Big Cleavage Leaving Nice Guy

The full and complete consideration of Kylie Jenner is her nineteen year old body. It's not horribly sexist if it's true. Women can't throw a football. Men can't pee cleanly in the dark. read more

Kylie Jenner Makes More Money Than the President, The New One

Kylie Jenner has proven incapable of assembling the requisite words to form a sentence. That limitation encompasses verbal, written, and conjured thoughts as cum dribbles elegantly off the bridge of her nose. read more

Kylie Jenner Surrenders Sole Writing Credit

During the nascency of social media there was some collective fan delusion that famous pop stars and personalities were penning their own Tweets and responses. The personal connection myth drove the growth, so there was some motivation to hide the two or three... read more

Kylie Jenner Shows Off Her Ass Again And Shit Around The Web

Kylie Kardashian does what she does best and shows us her ass in a bikini. Second best is combing her hair. There is no third best. read more

Kylie Jenner Didn't Fuck on Tape

It's no small admission for Kylie Jenner to call bullshit when a blurry clip appears on a random website claiming it's a video of dude fucking her. How rigidly have you been maintaining that fuck diary your mom gave you at eleven? read more

The Kylie Jenner Promotional Program Seems Relatively Simple

Wake up. Arrange your tits into some semblance of barely covered. Ask your driver where he's taking you that evening. Or don't. We all had relatively uncomplicated jobs at nineteen. When Kylie Jenner gets older they'll trust her with more complicated roles such as voicing... read more

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Kylie Jenner Couldn't Be a Better Girlfriend

When none of their Facebook friends are watching, even white Blue State moms confess they don't want to wake to photos of their topless teen daughters mounted on short unemployed older black men. read more

Kylie Jenner Brick and Mortar

Because sometimes stupid money goes outside, the Kardashians continue to open up storefronts in Los Angeles, Miami, and Vegas. A chance for young women to pay thrice retail markup for shmata made in the exact same factory as the shit being sold off the rack a block away... read more

Kendall Jenner Turns 21

Kendall Jenner turned 21 so the family dressed her up like Tony Montana's trophy wife and hosted a birthday party at a rented out club in Hollywood. All the big names in whoring were there. Most notably her sisters, who presented her at the end of the evening with a car... read more