Kylie Jenner Couldn't Be a Better Girlfriend

When none of their Facebook friends are watching, even white Blue State moms confess they don't want to wake to photos of their topless teen daughters mounted on short unemployed older black men. read more

Kylie Jenner Brick and Mortar

Because sometimes stupid money goes outside, the Kardashians continue to open up storefronts in Los Angeles, Miami, and Vegas. A chance for young women to pay thrice retail markup for shmata made in the exact same factory as the shit being sold off the rack a block away... read more

Kendall Jenner Turns 21

Kendall Jenner turned 21 so the family dressed her up like Tony Montana's trophy wife and hosted a birthday party at a rented out club in Hollywood. All the big names in whoring were there. Most notably her sisters, who presented her at the end of the evening with a car... read more

Kylie Jenner Dirty Xtina For Halloween

Kylie Jenner is never going to guess the number of jelly beans in the jar. But you could do worse than a dumb teenaged girlfriend who thinks she's all grown up because she owns lots of shit. read more

Time's List of 30 Most Influential Teens Didn't Take Much Effort

Watching the legacy magazine business die is merely a matter of watching every decades old publication turn to lowest common denominator celebrity culture listicles. Nobody dies like Chess King anymore, with a quiet leathery dignity. read more

Kylie Jenner Is Covered Topless In Complex And Shit Around The Web

Kylie Jenner wears only an arm bra in Complex Magazine. Arm bra is the most she's worn since spouting breasts at five thanks to getting into dad's special medicine. read more

King Cairo Is Super Fucked

Giving a kid a majestic name is the standard setup for a gutter ball of a future. King Cairo, the boy child Tyga fucked into Blac Chyna because each misread the tea leaves on the other's financial prospects, now shuttles between life with his 400 FICO score midget rapper... read more

Kylie Jenner Shows Some Midriff And Shit Around The Web

Kylie Jenner unleashes her midriff and some serious cleavage. You have to pay to play. Or wait a year for the nudes. read more

Kylie Jenner And Tyga Off to Fuck

Kylie Jenner and her broke-ass rapper boyfriend headed to their Airbnb apartment in New York to retreat from the hustle and bustle of Fashion Week and get down to the business of fucking. read more

Kylie Jenner And Hailey Baldwin Empire Building

Kendall Jenner officially declared her sister Kylie's new blond hair as "sick". It's like a nod from Dumbledore at Hogwart's that you're doing alright by the magic school. It's weird to see these teens out on the town in light of the fact they're all multi-millionaires at... read more

Kylie Jenner Tits Steam Up Snapchat And Shit Around The Web

Every day there is a tit pic of Kylie Jenner on social media. Keep that in your back pocket the next time somebody tells you social media is devoid of worth. read more

Tyga Is Funny In A Sad Way

Tyga's Ferrari was repossessed while he had it parked at a car dealership where he was looking at a Bentley. Don't share this information with your racist uncle, it will just encourage him. read more