Kylie Jenner Big Cleavage Leaving Nice Guy

The full and complete consideration of Kylie Jenner is her nineteen year old body. It's not horribly sexist if it's true. Women can't throw a football. Men can't pee cleanly in the dark. read more

Kylie Jenner Makes More Money Than the President, The New One

Kylie Jenner has proven incapable of assembling the requisite words to form a sentence. That limitation encompasses verbal, written, and conjured thoughts as cum dribbles elegantly off the bridge of her nose. read more

Kylie Jenner Surrenders Sole Writing Credit

During the nascency of social media there was some collective fan delusion that famous pop stars and personalities were penning their own Tweets and responses. The personal connection myth drove the growth, so there was some motivation to hide the two or three... read more

Kylie Jenner Shows Off Her Ass Again And Shit Around The Web

Kylie Kardashian does what she does best and shows us her ass in a bikini. Second best is combing her hair. There is no third best. read more

Kylie Jenner Didn't Fuck on Tape

It's no small admission for Kylie Jenner to call bullshit when a blurry clip appears on a random website claiming it's a video of dude fucking her. How rigidly have you been maintaining that fuck diary your mom gave you at eleven? read more

The Kylie Jenner Promotional Program Seems Relatively Simple

Wake up. Arrange your tits into some semblance of barely covered. Ask your driver where he's taking you that evening. Or don't. We all had relatively uncomplicated jobs at nineteen. When Kylie Jenner gets older they'll trust her with more complicated roles such as voicing... read more

Kylie Jenner Couldn't Be a Better Girlfriend

When none of their Facebook friends are watching, even white Blue State moms confess they don't want to wake to photos of their topless teen daughters mounted on short unemployed older black men. read more

Kylie Jenner Brick and Mortar

Because sometimes stupid money goes outside, the Kardashians continue to open up storefronts in Los Angeles, Miami, and Vegas. A chance for young women to pay thrice retail markup for shmata made in the exact same factory as the shit being sold off the rack a block away... read more

Kendall Jenner Turns 21

Kendall Jenner turned 21 so the family dressed her up like Tony Montana's trophy wife and hosted a birthday party at a rented out club in Hollywood. All the big names in whoring were there. Most notably her sisters, who presented her at the end of the evening with a car... read more

Kylie Jenner Dirty Xtina For Halloween

Kylie Jenner is never going to guess the number of jelly beans in the jar. But you could do worse than a dumb teenaged girlfriend who thinks she's all grown up because she owns lots of shit. read more

Time's List of 30 Most Influential Teens Didn't Take Much Effort

Watching the legacy magazine business die is merely a matter of watching every decades old publication turn to lowest common denominator celebrity culture listicles. Nobody dies like Chess King anymore, with a quiet leathery dignity. read more

Kylie Jenner Is Covered Topless In Complex And Shit Around The Web

Kylie Jenner wears only an arm bra in Complex Magazine. Arm bra is the most she's worn since spouting breasts at five thanks to getting into dad's special medicine. read more