Kylie Jenner Fucking, But Not With Child

InTouch Weekly has reported Kylie Jenner as pregnant around seven times. Either they don't know where abortions come from or they're just making up shit to sell copies. This is precisely the kind of sexist horror Jennifer Aniston bemoaned while kicking her cat's caretaker. Jenner took to Twitter to confirm that she's eighteen and fucking a failed rapper who previously knocked up her half-brother's fiancee, but she's...

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Kylie Jenner And Tyga Resume AIDS Exchange

Tyga is done fucking his latest human trafficking victim and is reportedly back on with Kylie Jenner, who according to TMZ is was going to buy him a Bentley since his was recently repossessed. Apparently this Beverly Hillbillies charade is going to drag on for several more months until one of them is triangulated to Charlie Sheen. Smart money's on Tyga.read more

Kylie Jenner Nipple Barking

If Kim Jong-un got caught taking a leak next to his car outside the football stadium you'd probably be able to put it in context of his larger crimes. Nobody is accused of genocide and public urination in the same damning sentence.read more

Kendall And Kylie Jenner Model Bikinis

You can stew over the fact that a couple uneducated teens have lapped you in capitalism, or you can contrive a real estate scam to swindle it all from them.read more

Kylie Jenner's Boobs Have Legs

They don't have a school for learning how to be a sublime sex toy. Though if they did, Kylie Jenner would've dropped out of it by now. The slightly sentient plastic cobbled Jenner has been told since very little that this was her destiny. Like Skywalker. You can run from your grave fate or you can embrace it and show the entire world your big ole hunks of fuck.read more

Kylie Jenner Slowly Killing Herself

Doctors warn that cinching your waste up like this can damage your internal organs but so can performing double penetration at age 14 with the Death Row entourage. Kylie Jenner posted a bunch of photos of her waste training regimen which entails compressing your body in order to reshape it. Say what you will about bound feet but those women most likely didn't choose to do it. If they had, they'd have denied it.read more

Battle Gunt Sisters Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner

The Kardashians may be the first set of public figures who can receive a gynecological exam on the fly. Super tight stretch pants yanked up over artificially inflated fuck areas provide a view of the pubis formerly the realm of obese homeless in cut off sweat pants. Surprised cries of 'Your mulatto baby is crowning' are the new 'you look adorable'. You can't cum hard enough to knock them over. It's a carny trick...read more

Kardashians In Disguise On Hollywood Tour

Three of the Kardashian sisters got made up in prosthetics so they'd be fat and ugly on the outside too and hopped on a Hollywood open top tour bus for a lark. Nobody recognized them. Isn't that crazy? They filmed the bit for their show mocking Middle Americans on those tour busses who pay to see the alleys where John Travolta does his missionary work with young boys. This is what happens when creatively blocked gay...read more

Kylie Jenner Buries the Hatchet

While the world is making war, Kylie Jenner has decided to make peace with her suicidally fat half-brother Rob Kardashian for fucking the baby mama of her current boyfriend. Never saw that on Peyton Place. Kylie Jenner and Blac Chyna routinely engaged in whore battles on Twitter when Tyga left Blac Chyna and their baby to begin ass fucking the underaged Jenner sister. Kylie understands that Rob is the last living male...

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Kylie Jenner Wants Kylie For Her Own

Kardashians and intellectual property seem an odd combo. Those cash cows continues filing trademarks to build a wall of protection around their signature named assets. Not including their vaginas which remain a public commodity as ordered by a black judge who loves fat white ass. Kylie Jenner through her literacy helpers filed a trademark to own the name "Kylie" for advertising purposes. It's a rather broad claim. Not...

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The Repo Man Comes For Kylie's Man And Shit Around The Web

Tyga is a fucking deadbeat. He's got a tax lien on him and hasn't paid on the G Wagon he re-gifted to Kylie since October.Banging teen pussy has zero upside outside of banging teen pussy. It was originally Blac Chyna's car any way. Do you really want that shit? (TMZ) Khloe Kardashian does a bad photoshop job on a pic of her thighs. (Last Men On Earth) The Portland Trail Blazers cheerleaders are highly fuckable. (...read more

Kylie Jenner Red Thong

It amazes me that tiny ass thongs still have giant laundry tags. Quite unseemly. No, that's not what I'm really thinking. STD check, double condoms, squeeze, squeeze harder, leave phony name and number, brag to my friends. There's no reason why two people can't fuck behind a 7-Eleven and both feelregret. If you must know. Still, those tags. Where's Jordan? Photo Credit: AKM-GSI [gallery id="1573"]

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Kendall And Kylie's TV Tits And Shit Around The Web

The secret of Kendall and Kylie Jenner's success is pretty obvious when you watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Those upright twats never wear bras and sport a lot of see-through shirts.Accentuate your sole positive. See for yourself. (Last Men On Earth) Ellie Gonsalves takes off her top in black and white so it's arty. (Egotastic All-Stars) Nick Cage had to return a stolen dinosaur skull. No, for real. (TMZ)...

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Wheelchair Gang Rolls Out After Kylie Jenner

Kylie Jenner is in hot water with the disabled for appearing in a wheelchair in seductive BDSM pictorial. Several girls in wheelchairs have taken photos of themselves mocking Kylie because they can't fathom the principle behind he who laughs last laughs the hardest adage. The magazine quickly made up some bullshit to cover their making fun of the handicapped tracks: At Interview, we are proud of our tradition of...

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GQ Gets Girls With Racks That Care

GQ is your gay friend who throws parties with tons of hot girls. I know you don't have a gay friend who throws parties with tons of hot girls. Pretend. Large groups of attractive women feel cool and safe and half naked at his place because he's consumed with the appropriate Windsor knot and if his signature punch has the right parts Prosecco. Also, he vouches for you and says you like to dance. There has to be a safe...

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