Time's List of 30 Most Influential Teens Didn't Take Much Effort

Watching the legacy magazine business die is merely a matter of watching every decades old publication turn to lowest common denominator celebrity culture listicles. Nobody dies like Chess King anymore, with a quiet leathery dignity. read more

Kylie Jenner Is Covered Topless In Complex And Shit Around The Web

Kylie Jenner wears only an arm bra in Complex Magazine. Arm bra is the most she's worn since spouting breasts at five thanks to getting into dad's special medicine. read more

King Cairo Is Super Fucked

Giving a kid a majestic name is the standard setup for a gutter ball of a future. King Cairo, the boy child Tyga fucked into Blac Chyna because each misread the tea leaves on the other's financial prospects, now shuttles between life with his 400 FICO score midget rapper... read more

Kylie Jenner Shows Some Midriff And Shit Around The Web

Kylie Jenner unleashes her midriff and some serious cleavage. You have to pay to play. Or wait a year for the nudes. read more

Kylie Jenner And Tyga Off to Fuck

Kylie Jenner and her broke-ass rapper boyfriend headed to their Airbnb apartment in New York to retreat from the hustle and bustle of Fashion Week and get down to the business of fucking. read more

Kylie Jenner And Hailey Baldwin Empire Building

Kendall Jenner officially declared her sister Kylie's new blond hair as "sick". It's like a nod from Dumbledore at Hogwart's that you're doing alright by the magic school. It's weird to see these teens out on the town in light of the fact they're all multi-millionaires at... read more

Kylie Jenner Tits Steam Up Snapchat And Shit Around The Web

Every day there is a tit pic of Kylie Jenner on social media. Keep that in your back pocket the next time somebody tells you social media is devoid of worth. read more

Tyga Is Funny In A Sad Way

Tyga's Ferrari was repossessed while he had it parked at a car dealership where he was looking at a Bentley. Don't share this information with your racist uncle, it will just encourage him. read more

Kylie Jenner Bikini Birthday Bash And Shit Around The Web

Kylie Jenner has a bikini beach party with all her hottie friends. She doesn't have friends so much as her sister and some other celebrity kids who also share their tits and ass for money. So better than friends. read more

Kylie Jenner Birthday Gifts

Kylie Jenner turned nineteen. She colored her hair red, tied it up in cornrows, and let her unemployed black boyfriend sodomize her while chatting up his baby mama to mark the occasion. read more

Tyga America's Most Wanted

Tyga is a real piece of shit. Exhibit A he's from LA and is wearing a Red Sox hat. read more

Kylie Jenner Fucking, But Not With Child

InTouch Weekly has reported Kylie Jenner as pregnant around seven times. Either they don't know where abortions come from or they're just making up shit to sell copies. This is precisely the kind of sexist horror Jennifer Aniston bemoaned while kicking her cat's... read more