Lady Gaga Always Working

Lady Gaga has been showing off her tits rather obviously since breaking it off with her fiancé who probably never really intended to marry her. It's somewhere in that moment when she asks you why you always fuck her from behind that you need to start acting like a... read more

Lady Gaga Tits Cry For Attention And Shit Around The Web

Lady Gaga tries to stay relevant by showing off her tits. It's not the worst idea. Ass would be the worst. It's not like she's not self-aware. read more

Lady Gaga Back on the Market

Taylor Kinney and Lady Gaga broke off their engagement after Kinney realized how much he looked like Leonardo DiCaprio and noticed how his girlfriend didn't look like Leo's did. The couple had been together for five years. That's a lot of time to spend with a chick... read more

Photoshopped Elton John and Lady Gaga Are Selling Athleisure Wear

Elton John and Lady Gaga are teaming up to teach the world about compassion and bravery through the sale stretch pants and casual tops at Macy's. Anchor stores at the mall are the new ground zero for cultural progress. Also for pretending that cheese on a stick isn't... read more

Biden Sexual Assault Speech at the Oscars Should Be Thrilling

Vice President Joe Biden will introduce Lady Gaga at the Oscars Sunday Night with a speech about college campus sexual assaults. Presumably he's against. More importantly, traffic in L.A. isn't shitty enough during Oscars weekend. We could use a V.P. motorcade and... read more

Lady Gaga Is Your American Horror Story

We live in interesting convoluted moral times. Why is Lady Gaga wearing pasties on my TV set? I want porn. And I want decent Christian programming. Why can I only get the shit in between. Basic cable can show you a morosely pale hobgoblin simulating sex without her... read more

Lady Gaga Has a Horrible Secret

Lady Gaga showed up on the set of American Horror Story when the last honest person she knew said there was a perfect gig for someone who looked liked her. All those millions and she's still hustling. You don't have to have a creepy appearance to fit into the show, it... read more

Lady Gaga Needs To Stop And Shit Around The Web

Lady Gagawas out once again wearing something that would be super fucking hot on an attractive woman. I don't buy muscleshirts meant for guys who can bench 400 or shoes that fit Dwight Howard. Because people would laugh at my failed aspirations. If I had $200 million in... read more

Lady Gaga Tits Both Offend and Heal

Britain was aghast after Lady Gaga received Prince Harryfollowinga charity show in London wearing nothing but her see-through stage costume. Also present in the meeting were Elton John and Tony Bennett, both of whom seemed oblivious to Gaga's tits. Prince Harry took the... read more

Lady Gaga and Yale to Help Teens Emote

Lady Gaga got wicked fucking high and decided that healthy emotional expression in the high school classroom would be her new grail quest. Gaga is teaming up with Yale University where her music is still played by many in the theater department to survey high school... read more

Lady Gaga Starts The New Year By Photoshopping Herself a New Body

2014 was the year of Lady Gaga pretending she didn't give a rat's ass she was getting chunky. 2015 is the year she takes it all back with Bikram yoga and Photoshop. She posted a photo to Instagram touting her body overhaul. It's possible floors and mirrors in the... read more

Dr. Luke Sues Lawyer Who Is Suing Him

Last week Lady Gaga went on Howard Stern, quickly ran out of amusing anecdotes and turned the conversation an an anonymous man in the music business who raped her when she was nineteen and just starting out. Mark Geragos is an attorney whorepresents celebrities of many... read more