Lake Bell In Lingerie in GQ

Every time I post a picture of Lake Bell, some tool feels obligated to whip out the Butter Face reference. Then some bigger tool will retort with 'you don't fuck the face'. The most moronic exchange in the history of the written language only reinforces my desire never... read more

Lake Bell Strips In Esquire

I can't abide people who use old memes and then feel obliged to explain them as if they'd just invented fire. I remember drunk discussing Lake Bell with an old roommate who told me she was the ultimate Hollywood butterface, then felt compelled to explain the meaning of... read more

Lake Bell Gets Painted Nude

Body painting seems to be a big thing these days. Who doesn't see a naked girl and think, man, I'd like to paint her to obscure her best stuff. I guess it turns naked girls into art and that makes it okay to put them on your magazine cover without people calling you a... read more