Lea Michele Not Taking Any Chances

Lea Michele's sophomore album finally has a release date. If you're in the micro demographic, you'll be receiving a Free Standing Insert in your Target mailer. read more

Lea Michele Making Magic

It's been a month since Lea Michele promised her second album heavily influenced by great singers such as Celine Dion and herself and Tiny Tim. Her first album 'Louder' thoroughly tanked but a followup was offered because her Glee following has yet to ebb and she didn't... read more

Lea Michele Gets Naked And Shit Around The Web

Glee star Lea Michele takes a naked selfie for your viewing pleasure. You can't hear her voice in the photo so it's nearly perfect. read more

Lea Michele Ass In A Swimsuit And Shit Around The Web

Glee star Lea Michele shows off her tight ass in a white swimsuit. She tends to drive away her men with that voice. We'd recommend one weekend at a silent Buddhist retreat that features tantra. read more

Lea Michele Showing Off In A Blue Swimsuit And Shit Around The Web

Lea Michele shapely in a blue swimsuit on the set of Scream Queens. If you watch Scream Queens, trust that your parents already know that you're gay. Now give them a hug. read more

Lea Michele Nude Body Honoring the Fallen

Lea Michele honored the third anniversary of driving Dead Cory Monteith to his death by flashing her bare body in Women's Health magazine with a tattoo of his Glee character name 'Finn' on the side of her ass. It's times like these you remember why they invented more... read more

Coachella Concedes

It's hard to state the exact moment at which an annual countercultural event sells out. It's usually a process. Inevitably marked by Paris Hilton showing up in expensive clothes made to look vintage. Coachella was a music thing until somebody realized it could be a... read more

Male Escort Dumps Lea Michele

http://www.eonline.com/news/742202/lea-michele-got-no-reason-or-explanation-for-split-with-matthew-paetz-what-went-wrong Lea Michele is refusing questions as to why her boyfriend and former male hooker Matthew Paetz stone cold ditched her after two years of dating. It's... read more

Lea Michele's Dead Boyfriend Would've Loved Her Current Boyfriend

You may recall two years ago when Dead Cory Monteith checked into a Canadian hotel which is both a literal account of his overdose death and now a handy euphemism. Lea Michele turned his passing into a series of weeping magazine pictorials, a pop dance album, and a small... read more

Lea Michele Plunging Dress

Don't say Lea Michele isn't self-aware. Enough to bring her tits out on super display this past week to promote her Scream Queens show. It was that or more poetry requiems to Dead Cory Monteith and gushing in an effusive octave higher than the adult human ear can... read more

Lea Michele Violates the Sanctity of the Hashtag

You just knew there'd come a day when ambiguously inspiring hashtags would become corrupted in the name of big business. Not so long ago you could trust that anyone of the ten thousand new socially or politicallyrousinghashtags created each week really meant something.... read more

All The Big Names in Haggery Came Out for Parental Equality

If there's anybody who can speak to the need for gay parents, it's a coven of surgically altered witches who've fucked up their kids with booze and pills and divorce and a haunting desire for fame. They ought to spell themselves back in time and hand over their newborns... read more