LeAnn Rimes Bikini Makeout Party

Everybody wants to know the name of the redhead LeAnn Rimes was kissing on the beach so they can put words to their masturbation. Some guys are vocal. Single children for instance.read more

LeAnn Rimes in A Bikini

If you haven't been to the Indian Tribal Casinos lately, you've missed the still thriving LeAnn Rimes musical career. She and Loggins and Messina minus Loggins are blowing up. Big in Foxwoods and hating the woman who bore your husband's kids takes a toll. Bikini weather and a South of the Border rotavirus explanation for why you won't eat any food is the perfect wind down. People said you'd be institutionalized by...read more

Brandi Glanville Ass Attacks LeAnn Rimes

Every weekend LeAnn Rimes shows up to her step-kid's AYSO game and wonders if a soccer injury could potentially fell the remaining connection her husband has to bio-mom Brandi Glanville. That's about the time that bitch shows up in some kind of breezy stripper outfit with no bra to remind LeAnn that her husband's progeny came out of her twat. Words are never spoken. This is how chick's duel. When the kid gets older...

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NIcki Minaj And LeAnn Rimes Halloween Titties in White

Some time in the 1980's slutty women stole Halloween from the children and nobody gave a damn because slutty women are where children come from and people inherently respect causality. Now every Halloween costume for woman begins and ends with -- how does it make my tits look? Which is more relevant than am I spooky and less relevant than can I be fucked in my costume and still return it with a straight face on...read more

LeAnn Rimes in A Bikini

According to a bunch of gossip rags that dig through celebrity garbage bins, LeAnn Rimes and her rented cock husband are fast approaching broke. It's related to LeAnn's inability to commit fully to a music career since every time she leaves the house for more than five minutes, her unemployed husband sneaks a girl over and fucks her in their bed. On the bright side, they're about to lose their home.This shit is much...

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LeAnn Rimes Posts Bikini Photos

LeAnn Rimes shared vacation photos of herself and her topless husband as part of her check-in process so people stop calling the cops over to her place to check on her mental state. Social media gives a massive damn about who you're dating and what nail polish you're wearing when you're eighteen and have a hit single. When you're forty-one and cooing about your sexy divorcee husband stealing your favorite baseball cap...

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LeAnn Rimes Braids And Daisy Dukes Performing At Family Gras In New Orleans

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LeAnn Rimes In A Bikini

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian's new reality show, LeAnn and Eddie, because Crazy and Shmucky was apparently already taken, debuted this week on VH-1.The classy couple are fronting the show as a chance for them to explain the real LeAnn and Eddie beyond the tabloid headlines. Then they proceed to spend the entire episode discussing the tabloid headlines because even if they don't realize it, the show producers know...

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LeAnn Rimes Wants A Baster Baby

LeAnn Rimes desperately wants a doctor to squirt a future baby into her crazy womb. She wants to complete the circle of buying Eddie Cibrian from a soused Brandi Glanville and gestating his offspring so he'll be tied to her forever. If I were Brandi Glanville, the moment LeAnn conceived I'd rush my two sons by way of Eddie out of the country to some Nepalese monastery for hiding. I've seen this alpha alley cat...

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LeAnn Rimes And Friends Are Just Like Supermodels

LeAnn Rimes is crazy... crazy fun that is! She got a couple of the adventurous gals from her rhinoplasty class action group to pull on some bikinis and imitate the Sports Illustrated 50th Anniversary swimsuit edition cover that was so relevant just four months ago. These ladies all seem confused by natural sunlight, but they do have pretty nice bottoms. It's a real challenge to duplicate the naturally staged sorority...

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Leann Rimes Couldn't Find Anything to Wear to Little League

It's not divorce that fucks up kids, it's their bio and step moms coming to their Little League showing off their tits to outdo each other that will get you into a small animal torture pathology. Eddie Cibrian made a kid with Brandi Glanville, then she sold her cheating husband to LeAnn Rimes who went slowly insane from lack of sustenance while Brandi got drunk on paint thinner and soda and Eddie tried to figure out...

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LeAnn Rimes In A Thong Bikini

LeAnn Rimes seems to be eating again. This is good news. There was a period of several years there where she simply refused to eat anything but the occasional bit of corrugated cardboard from the UPS store. The rate at which her body began to consume her survival fat followed by several of her vital organs was worrisome. But what with this new VH-1 reality show with no committed air date quite yet and the revelation...

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LeAnn Rimes Reality Show Seems to Be Going Well

Maybe I chimed in too quickly on LeAnn Rimes new reality show where she and her purchased husband and VH-1 are all telling us it's going to be one crazy wild ride. LeAnn has promised to get loaded and fight with her husband who will call her every name in the book, save for telling her she looks like Foghorn Leghorn because that would be too real for television. On Episode 1, LeAnn picked her bikini bottoms out of her...

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LeAnn Rimes in a Bikini Filming Something Important

LeAnn Rimes and her feud with everyone in the world who has a vagina and doesn't look like that horrible thing six-year olds imagine live in the dark corner of their rooms at night, continues as she started filming a reality TV show intended to rival her husband's ex-wife's Real Housewives show. It's not so much a reality show as everyone's admitted it's already scripted, as opposed to traditional reality television...

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LeAnn Rimes Ain't Wearing No Damn Bra

LeAnn Rimes isn't insisting upon your good wishes or sympathy or even to take her side in her various cat fight battles with her husband's former wife. She just wants you to look at her tits. Just keep an eye on her body and everything else will work itself into place. That's the beauty of insanity in women. A homeless woman mumbling shit about President Reagan and Grenada conspiracies will still flash her skeeter...

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