Lena Dunham Finding Not Fat a Challenge

Us Weekly's new cover features a picture ofLena Dunhamwith the caption 20 Slimdown Diet Tips Stars Are Using. Readers are confused. Dunham is neither thin nor a star. read more

Lena Dunham Rushed To Hospital

Lena Dunham was rushed to the hospital shortly after arriving at the Met Gala. The official cause of her medical emergency is still unknown. Dunham speaks openly about her struggles with medical conditions related to her reproductive organs so only women ever pay... read more

Brie Larson Girl Power Extravaganza

Brie Larson seems desperate to interject herself into any conversation regarding feminism. This has included such harrowing acts as not clapping when Casey Affleck won an Oscar and making a bunch of money to star in a movie about a woman who was kidnapped and raped... read more

Lena Dunham Naked One Last Time

It's impossible to get completely accurate numbers on viewers for HBO shows since it's internally accounted among their paid subscribers. Let's call Girls their lowest rated multi-season series since that's the common assertion and HBO has never refuted the relatively low... read more

Lena Dunham Loses Weight to Be Healthier, Total Sellout Move

Lena Dunham announced via her Lenny Letter whose mailing list will someday be used to identify those marked for Swedish deportation, that she is endometriosis free. If you've been following her clearly documented doctor's visits, hospitalizations, and hot water bottles... read more

Lena Dunham Workout Shamed

Lena Dunham has been working out under the discreet care of Tracy Anderson, fitness guru to the world's most pretentious celebrity clientele. The Bosc pear shaped Dunham expressly noted she was not working out to lose weight. read more

Four Unsettling Words: Lena Dunham Tit Chandelier

Lena Dunham channeled Rihanna by creating an ornate tattoo under her breasts and sharing the powerful image with the world. While Rihanna has sold 60 million albums, won eight Grammy awards, become an international fashion icon, and fucked Matt Kemp nearly into an MVP... read more

Lena Dunham Bare Naked Beaver Yum Yum (Mr. Skin Minute VIDEO)

Because the Internet has everything, there exists a fan board somewhere for Lena Dunham fully exposed. No, not her uproarious but telling feminist social writings. Rather, her half sucked Tootsie Pop human form bereft of any clothing. read more

Lena Dunham Kills With 'Penis' Drop (VIDEO)

Lena Dunham can't stop being an edgy provocateur.It would be like asking a whale to walk on land. Literally in this case. read more

Girls, The Movie, A Reason to Live

One of the most universally disliked people in this country isn't a politician or a failed Cleveland Browns GM or even a spy or traitor. It's a self-described comedian. You wouldn't guess that. Try spending five minutes with Lena Dunham. read more

Lena Dunham Sticking With Same Material for 2017

You could imagine Lena Dunham's unattractive fat girl oppression theme isn't working because ninety-nine percent of people find her abhorrent. But Dunham knows the other one-percent are rich connected women in New York and Los Angeles who provide her magazine covers and a... read more

Lena Dunham Fattest Mermaid

There's a reason you don't see corpulent mermaids, presumably they have to tread water nearly 24 hours a day, only stopping to fuck 80's movie stars. There are also not giant tubs of red vines or Jamba Juice locations or whatever Lena Dunham is doing to increase her thigh... read more