Lena Dunham Nail In The Coffin For American Horror Story

Aging hipster Lena Dunham is further carrying out her master plan of being the most despised dough explosion on the planet by joining the next season of American Horror Story. Ryan Murphy's star-fucking saga has been marred by appearances by the likes of progressive Bud... read more

Lena Dunham Epic Pet Re-Gifter

In a surreal yet not unexpected move, an interview was arranged between the woman who took in Lena Dunham's "re-homed" dog Lamby and the press. Dani Shay, a dog trainer in Los Angeles' Chinatown, insert your own fucking dog in spicy garlic sauce joke, offered a proof of... read more

Lena Dunham Bloody Panties and Canine Lies

Everything that happens in Lena Dunham's life is documented, shared, and made available for privileged white women to send party platters to express their sympathy. The girls kidnapped and raped along their desperate trek for a jug of ebola infested water in Ghana have no... read more

Lena Dunham Fills the Void Left by Cosby Mistrial

The Cosby trial ended in a hopelessly deadlocked jury. Convicting celebrities is nearly impossible in this country as evidenced by the shitty prosecutorial record in doing so. Robert Blake said he couldn't have possibly shot his pain in the ass wife because he forgot his... read more

Lena Dunham Honey Pot

Finally, Lena Dunham has found peace with her naked body. Blow the poppers. Confusing as Dunham always seemed quite content being naked while a wallowing tub of goo working an inside joke so inside nobody got it. read more

Lena Dunham Tanked Another Candidate (VIDEO)

  Note to future political candidates with crappy foresight: don't ask Lena Dunham for her endorsement. If she offers it up unilaterally, treat it as you would her making an offer of sexual intercourse. Cover yourself in a prophylactic latex and run. Not necessarily in... read more

Lena Dunham Finding Not Fat a Challenge

Us Weekly's new cover features a picture of Lena Dunham with the caption 20 Slimdown Diet Tips Stars Are Using. Readers are confused. Dunham is neither thin nor a star.  read more

Lena Dunham Rushed To Hospital

Lena Dunham was rushed to the hospital shortly after arriving at the Met Gala. The official cause of her medical emergency is still unknown. Dunham speaks openly about her struggles with medical conditions related to her reproductive organs so only women ever pay... read more

Brie Larson Girl Power Extravaganza

Brie Larson seems desperate to interject herself into any conversation regarding feminism. This has included such harrowing acts as not clapping when Casey Affleck won an Oscar and making a bunch of money to star in a movie about a woman who was kidnapped and raped... read more

Lena Dunham Naked One Last Time

It's impossible to get completely accurate numbers on viewers for HBO shows since it's internally accounted among their paid subscribers. Let's call Girls their lowest rated multi-season series since that's the common assertion and HBO has never refuted the relatively low... read more

Lena Dunham Loses Weight to Be Healthier, Total Sellout Move

Lena Dunham announced via her Lenny Letter whose mailing list will someday be used to identify those marked for Swedish deportation, that she is endometriosis free. If you've been following her clearly documented doctor's visits, hospitalizations, and hot water bottles... read more

Lena Dunham Workout Shamed

Lena Dunham has been working out under the discreet care of Tracy Anderson, fitness guru to the world's most pretentious celebrity clientele. The Bosc pear shaped Dunham expressly noted she was not working out to lose weight. read more