Lena Dunham Workout Shamed

Lena Dunham has been working out under the discreet care of Tracy Anderson, fitness guru to the world's most pretentious celebrity clientele. The Bosc pear shaped Dunham expressly noted she was not working out to lose weight. read more

Four Unsettling Words: Lena Dunham Tit Chandelier

Lena Dunham channeled Rihanna by creating an ornate tattoo under her breasts and sharing the powerful image with the world. While Rihanna has sold 60 million albums, won eight Grammy awards, become an international fashion icon, and fucked Matt Kemp nearly into an MVP... read more

Lena Dunham Bare Naked Beaver Yum Yum (Mr. Skin Minute VIDEO)

Because the Internet has everything, there exists a fan board somewhere for Lena Dunham fully exposed. No, not her uproarious but telling feminist social writings. Rather, her half sucked Tootsie Pop human form bereft of any clothing. read more

Lena Dunham Kills With 'Penis' Drop (VIDEO)

Lena Dunham can't stop being an edgy provocateur.It would be like asking a whale to walk on land. Literally in this case. read more

Girls, The Movie, A Reason to Live

One of the most universally disliked people in this country isn't a politician or a failed Cleveland Browns GM or even a spy or traitor. It's a self-described comedian. You wouldn't guess that. Try spending five minutes with Lena Dunham. read more

Lena Dunham Sticking With Same Material for 2017

You could imagine Lena Dunham's unattractive fat girl oppression theme isn't working because ninety-nine percent of people find her abhorrent. But Dunham knows the other one-percent are rich connected women in New York and Los Angeles who provide her magazine covers and a... read more

Lena Dunham Fattest Mermaid

There's a reason you don't see corpulent mermaids, presumably they have to tread water nearly 24 hours a day, only stopping to fuck 80's movie stars. There are also not giant tubs of red vines or Jamba Juice locations or whatever Lena Dunham is doing to increase her thigh... read more

Lena Dunham's Alternate Persona Apologizes

In an apology where she accepted zero responsibility, Lena Dunham said sorry to any women who may have felt slighted by her podcast comment that she wishes she had experienced an abortion of her own. It's always awkward when somebody who declares themselves a champion of... read more

Lena Dunham Abortion Envy

Jenny McCarthy was gross but it was an interesting juxtaposition because she was hot and you could imagine being nice to her so you could fuck her, so she could get away with it. Lena Dunham is just gross and gross. People who she appeals to must be gross too. read more

Lena Dunham Merely Looks Pregnant

Confucius probably said something about the zoo with no cages soon being empty. Now that social media has allowed unsolicited opinions to flow freely, the landscape of opinionated mother-in-laws has grown nearly infinite. read more

Lena Dunham Doesn't Need More Candy

Lena Dunham went off the board for her halloween costume and picked something mocking Donald Trump. She donned a "grabbed pussy" costume then spent four hours figuring out which angle and girdle made her look less fat, to honor the natural woman. read more

Lena Dunham, Intuitive Ass Munch

Lena Dunham has many magical powers. The preeminent is living high on the hog thanks to her fan base in approximately five of the nations 43,000 zip codes. She's Larry the Cable Guy. Different zip codes naturally. read more