Lil Kim Is Busted Looking And Shit Around The Web

I remember back when Lil Kim was, if not hot, then definitely fuckable. With 15 condoms on, but still. Now she's looking not unlike a grey version of the Toxic Avenger. Behold the horror. (COED) Pretty boy Zac Efron eats it while doing the Baywatch run. (TMZ) Mariana Castillo gets naked in Playboy Mexico. (Egotastic All-Stars) Alessandra Ambrosio's legs are miraculous. (Egotastic) The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders do a...

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Lil Kim Stiffs the Hard Up

Lil Kim is being sued by a gay nightclub in Florida because she skipped out on a meet and greet with a bunch of people willing to pay real American currency to meet and greet Lil Kim. These Lil Kim mega fans had paid $75 to watch Kim limp around the stage and lip-synch twenty year old raps she never write blared over a bad PA system. The listed benefit of the premium ticket was taking a photo with Lil Kim after the...

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Lil Kim Has It All Working in London

Holy crap, Lil Kim got big. I don't know what kind of voodoo strapping powers Kim used to keep from dousing London with liquid fat shot out through her camel toe, but consider the Kardashians interested in purchasing the technology. Lil Kim looked about two nesting levels down from the Ruben Studdard babushka doll as she bounced around on the O2 London Arena stage, causing people in China to fall off the bottom of the...

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Someone Needs To Stop Lil Kim Already

Lil Kim performed last night at someone named Coleman's new single release party at The Box in New York City because she's trying yet again to mount a comeback at 39-years old, and all I can ask is, "Why?" Why is she still trying to pretend that anyone, except for her incredibly strange few fans, wants to watch her squeeze those legs into shorts that are too small for most toddlers, and then trot out some tired, old...

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Lil Kim Bailed On A Show, Still Looks Like A Cartoon Character

Rapper Lil Kim has issued an apology to her fans in London through a spokesperson, after she was accused of being late for her scheduled (and ultimately canceled) main event performance at the Lovebox festival in London this weekend. This is noteworthy because it means that not only do people still actually want to watch Lil Kim perform, but they're willing to pay her to do it. Despite vowing to make up for the missed...

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