Victoria's Secret Not Super Worried

Anybody who follows a losing sports team knows the terms the home broadcasters will use to give a sense of accomplishment to another failed season. There's always talk of building something special, hopeful signs for the future, and momentum. All euphemisms for being on... read more

Gigi Hadid, Joan Smalls And Lily Aldridge Nude Hug

In a more efficient world, the entirety of marketing departments would be replaced by one chunky dude in sandals who says, how about naked girls? It would suck for people who graduated with dubious majors into jobs with dubious achievement standards, but McDonald's pays... read more

Victoria's Secret Intends to Win the Super Bowl

People who say the commercials are the best part about the Super Bowl have never seen Katy Perry sing over a pre-recorded track to staged multicultural fans screaming their heads off. Until they allow tits on network television, the game itself will always be better. You... read more

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Lily Aldridge Poses In Lingerie For Esquire Mexico

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Victoria's Secret Models Sell Better Without Lingerie

As much as it will cost a small Asian village a week of textile wages, a few child starvations are the price of seeing a bunch of Victoria's Secret models without their lingerie. Underwear is but a contrivance of a polite society. An artificial waste of time that I would... read more

Victoria's Secret Models and Kendall Jenner Get Naked

Russell James is one of those rare dudes fortunate enough to earn a living by photographing naked models. He's sort of like Terry Richardson except he knows how to use a camera and you won't flee his studio with the imprint of his cock on your cheek. James' new book... read more

Lily Aldridge Poses In Bikinis For The July 2014 Issue Of Glamour Paris

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Lily Aldridge Shows Side Boob At A Photo Shoot In Miami Beach

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The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models Continue To Have The Roughest Lives

Continuing their ongoing month of celebration for the fact that they've remained relevant in the face of several decades of internet pornography, the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue models competed in a volleyball tournament against some other celebrities over the... read more

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Models Attend Sports Illustrated Party In Miami

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Three Asses, Six Tits, One SI Cover

Sports Illustrated has done it this time. The once heralded leader in sports news coverage has gone and put not one, but three models on the cover of their 50th anniversary edition. When you consider the exponential work involved in Photoshopping not one, but three... read more

Fighting AIDS Has Never Been Sexier

Whoever is in charge of organizing the guest list for the annual amfAR Gala has the best and easiest job in the world, because the lead-in to Fashion Week guarantees that just about any Victoria's Secret or Sports Illustrated model that matters will show up. In turn, old... read more