Lily Allen Wearing A Pot Leaf Bikini In Miami

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Lily Allen Puts on a Good Show

If you don't see some nipple or female genitalia at a pop music concert these days, you're getting ripped off. You used to just get horrible music and elaborate stage shows. Now you get horrible music and elaborate stage shows and naked body parts. At some point it'd be nice if they just played decent music and girls frigged themselves on the stage with some kind of strobe light dildos, but technically that'd be both...

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Lily Allen Relaxes Poolside In A Bikini In New York

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Lily Allen Danced Topless To Drake (VIDEO)

Lily Allen is a tough one to figure out, because there are times that she comes off annoying and strange and there are other times that she's funny and sexy. This Instagram video from yesterday is a perfect example, because she's dancing and shaking her hips in nothing but a pair of Spanx and an arm bra, which is great because topless girls are one of the world's most important treasures. But then she's also singing...

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Stop It Lily Allen, You're Getting Us All Hot

Singer Lily Allen had a little scare yesterday, as she was reportedly "rushed to the hospital" after she cut an interview short because of "projectile vomiting." Sure, it sounds pretty serious on the surface, what with the public concerns of demonic possessions being at an all-time high, but Lily assured her fans that she was fine by posting a photo of herself looking like a corpse on Instagram. "I'm fine though...

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Lily Allen Knows How To Raise Money For Kids

Lily Allen was one of the performers at last night's celebration of the 275th anniversary of Coram, the oldest children's charity in the world. Naturally, the only way to celebrate raising money to help kids is by wearing a flesh-toned top with no bra so it looks like your breasts are on full display. I'm not knocking it, of course, because there's no better strategy in making old white men give out free money than by...

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Emma Rigby is in a bikini, tangled web of intrigue

English actress Emma Rigby is in Miami today filming a movie called ‘Plastic', and, FUN FACT, Emma is married to Alfie Allen from 'Game of Thrones' (this guy), who is Lily Allens little brother. So, if you know her song "Alfie", where she's worried that her little brother will never get laid because all he does is sit in his room all day smoking weed and playing XBox, yes, it's about him. Theon Greyjoy. SECOND FUN...read more

I Heart Lily Allen, part 30

Some people will no doubt get all sanctimonious today and criticize Lily Allen for going to The Box in London last night and then stumbling out at 4am, presumably drunk, but here's an interesting counterpoint; fuck those people. Lily Allen is awesome. I love Lily Allen. I love 'the Fear', I love that she would do a cover of something as goofy as 'Womanizer', I love that she runs around topless, I love that she does...

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Monday headlines, with pregnant bride Lily Allen

KIM KARDASHIAN - was accused of cheating on her fiance after an NFL player named Brett Lockett told InTouch they'd been having a "physical relationship" for 5 months, but now he admits he's never actually met her face to face. His dick must be huge. (e!) SUPER 8 - was number 1 at the box office with $37M, because movie theaters don't give refunds. (ew) BOOK OF MORMON - is the musical written by Matt Stone and Trey...read more

Monday afternoon headlines

CONAN O'BRIEN - will host the premiere of his new TBS show tonight, and he says one thing to look for on the new show is him forgiving Andy Richter: "Because you know it was him that f—ed up. I was doing fine before he came back." I also heard that Richter was the Beltway Sniper. (tbs, ew) LILY ALLEN - suffered a miscarriage last week, and over the weekend she was hospitalized with a blood disease called septicemia,...

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Monday afternoon headlines

LILY ALLEN - has suffered a miscarriage for the second time in three years. This weekend she lost her baby 6 months into her pregnancy. In January 2008, she suffered a similar fate after just one month. (the sun) COURTENEY COX - told Australia's TV Week that she is not getting a divorce from David Arquette. "Still, Cox acknowledges that she and her husband of 11 years are no longer on the same page. 'Sometimes you...read more

thursday morning headlines

TILA TEQUILA - had signed up to release a sex tape according to reports, and had already bough a Lamborghini with her advance, but she says that story is completely untrue and was started by a ex-employee. Or maybe this is a ploy to start a bidding war for the footage between Vivid and Animal Planet. (celebuzz) LILY ALLEN - is pregnant, and confirmed it on twitter this morning by posting a picture of herself holding...

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afternoon headlines

WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE - ruled the weekend box office by earning 32.5M. Notice I said "earned". You could learn a thing or two about hard work and the value of a dollar from this movie, young man. (boxofficemojo) MADONNA - was sued on Friday by her Central Park condo neighbor, because Madge "forces neighbors to endure blaring music, stomping and shaking walls … unreasonably high-decibel, amplified music as bass-y...

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thursday night headlines

MEGAN FOX - yesterday there was the Megan-Fox-girl-kissing scene from 'Jennifers Body', now comes the famous Megan-Fox-getting-out-of-the-water-naked scene. And it's terrific. They shot it perfectly. So Sexy. There's really nothing I would have done differently. JOE FRANCIS - is being sued for a million dollars by Jayde Nicole, the girl he beat up in a bar in August. Jayde says she suffered a "black eye, swollen face,...

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I Heart Lily Allen, part 29

It's not like Lily Allen looks amazing with her top off or anything, but she's a big star and she lays out almost naked all the time. She's sold almost 4 million records, whereas Vanessa Hudgens never lays out almost naked and has sold less than 500,000 records. Coincidence? Probably, yes, but is Vanessa willing to take that chance. She needs to think of her bikini top as a loaded gun, just waiting to murder her...read more