Lindsay Lohan Was Beaten

Lindsay Lohan spoke about her time banging Russian trust fund douche Egor Tarabasov, and has now revealed that he physically abused her. You should really never blame the victim. Yet sometimes it's helpful to question whether the victim is actually a victim, or if someone... read more

Lindsay Lohan Rolls On

Fresh off breaking her engagement to a rich Russian boy she claims routinely assaulted her though she never filed charges and her own online media posts make her look like the aggressor, Lindsay Lohan found a new love of her life. Dennis Papageorgiou. He's a restauranteur... read more

Lindsay Lohan Butt Hurt

Lindsay Lohan posted a photo to Instagram complaining that her ex-boyfriend has not apologized to her yet. No word on whether he's apologized to his family for dating Lindsay Lohan. This is what passes for communication these days. It's impossible to make a coherent point... read more

Lindsay Lohan Seems To Be Patching Things Up (VIDEO)

Things seem to be going much smoother now for Lindsay Lohan and her younger Russian boyfriend since they worked thing out by Lindsay accusing him of fucking Russian prostitutes and shrieking on her balcony in London. read more

Lindsay Lohan Smoking for Two Now

Lindsay Lohan bolted for Sardinia on the heels of blowing up wasted at her Russian boyfriend and declaring herself pregnant. She's been chain smoking cigarettes on the beach which either means she's lying about that pregnancy part, or she's following in her mom's... read more

Lindsay Lohan Possibly Pregnant

Lindsay Lohan is saying she is pregnant but most likely lying to get attention the way crazy cunts are wont to do. She's still chain smoking so there's that. Also she is most likely barren and has ceased menstruating due to years of paint huffing. Lohan's creepy dad is... read more

Lindsay Lohan Comes Clean

Lindsay Lohan apologized for her public histrionics accusing her Russian trust fund boyfriend of cheating on her which he most certainly was. Hopefully he used a condom because Lohan definitely has herpes. As it turns out she's a bipolar whore. No harm no foul. We all... read more

Lindsay Lohan Balcony Drunken Serenade (VIDEO)

After Lindsay Lohan deleted all her hooker bitch Russian whore cheating motherfucker posts from social media, she tipped back a couple or three more gimlets and waited for her boyfriend to arrive back at the flat. The Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf second act moved out on... read more

Lindsay Lohan Can't Have Nice Things

Lindsay Lohan seemed settled down with a young wealthy Russian man who believed in her creatively and as important, supported her financially. Somebody left the keys to the liquor cabinet out and everything went to hell. read more

Lindsay Lohan Swimsuit On A Yacht

Lindsay Lohan credits her new underaged Russian boyfriend with everything from inspiring her to get back into acting to eradicating her herpes with Stoli shooters and Eastern black magic. Less credited is his willingness to front recreational drug money and stay mum on... read more

Lindsay Lohan Embraces Allah

Lindsay Lohan is converting to Islam. The burqa should prevent accidental views ofher sun and booze ravagedcleavage. It was like walking in on your grandma in the shower. Lohan was observedtoting a Quran while doing community service, proving that even superwhite people... read more

Lindsay Lohan's Parents Unite Around Rich Boyfriend

Lindsay Lohan may beengaged to a wealthy kid from RussiawhereMean Girls is still the number one movie on Pirate Bay. Lohan's parents canceled snorting and drinking and beating the crap out of each other for one evening of detente to express their mutual affection for... read more