Lisa Rinna Still Swastika Apologizing

Last year, Lisa Rinna confessed she wore adult diapers, this year that her husband maybe shouldn't have worn a swastika on his Halloween costume. The two might be related. It's hard to feel bladder secure when your man is homaging the Third Reich. Harry Hamlin and Lisa Rinna went out on Halloween night dressed as Sid and Nancy homaging the famous image of the two carefree heroin addicts where Sid's wearing his Nazi...

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Lisa Rinna Turning 50 (or 37 on the Plastic Surgery Index)

Has it really been twenty years since Lisa Rinna was on all those shows that I never watched? You couldn't tell from looking at her that she's turning 50 in a couple months. Even those brand new nipples on her brand new breasts are poking out like she's a high school cheerleader about to lose her maidenhead to the varsity QB. I imagine you do feel spirited when you get new body parts. Not like the Bionic Man who had...

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Lisa Rinna is a spaz

Lisa Rinna is at times somewhat attractive, but not even remotely hot enough to justify her goofy shenanigans every time she puts on a bikini. For someone who is 46 and hasn't had a full time job since hosting "Soap Talk" in 2006, she's awfully proud of herself. I wish I had her self confidence. Instead I'm over here carving "fatty" into my arm right now! God I'm so fat! (14 more here. hq jump here. source = wenn and...

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Lisa Rinna has weird priorities

Lisa Rinna seems to think bras are just a passing trend, whereas Ed Hardy hats are a timeless fashion staple that will last forever. Lisa Rinna is very much mistaken. (hq jump here. source = pacific coast) [gallery id="9636"]

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Get back in the water

Lisa Rinna hit up the beach in Malibu this weekend, and when she was in the water, she pretty much looked fantastic. Then she stepped out of the water and everything went to total hell. She's like an old glove. They both have to stay oiled up or wet all the time or they disintegrate. She and her husband must have sex in the bathtub because otherwise it would be like bangin a sock filled with old oatmeal. (9 more pics...

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this is sad

Yesterday Heather Locklear announced that she would not be taking a place with actress Ashlee Simpson on the new version of “Melrose Place”, while Lisa Rinna made a different announcement. It went like this: fuck you dignity. Fame says...Lisa Rinna dressed in a bill-board seemed to be out promoting herself as one of the originals who wishes to be re-cast on the rumored new TV show of "Melrose Place". She created quite...

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LISA RINNA IS NOT BAD

Lisa Rinna made news last week when it was reveled she was going to pose for Playboy, even though she’s 45 now. Her body is actually kind of hot, as you can see in these pictures taken over the weekend in Miami, and even though no one wants the see old ladies naked for any reason at any time, if you absolutely had to, she would be a decent choice. But luckily you don’t absolutely have to. I told several people that a...

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LISA RINNA IS POSING FOR PLAYBOY

Lisa Rinna is a 45-year-old mother of two, but apparently that’s not enough to stop Playboy from taking naked pictures of her. Despite several strongly worded emails from me begging them too. OK! says…When asked by Extra if she was planning on stripping down for the gentleman's mag, she coyly replied, "I'm the worst liar on the planet, I can't lie, so... I think that could be a yes."This would be the second time for...

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AHHHHH, AHHHH, AHHHH!!!!

Maybe it's because she's 90 or maybe it's just because her fitness routine is the lamest thing I've ever seen, but actress(?) Lisa Rinna needs to stop doing exercise photoshoots (please god let this be a photoshoot). I have no idea what's going on with her stomach, but someone brave needs to stab her in the heart with a silver cross just to be safe. Her exercise isn't helping. It’s the kind of thing you do on the way...

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