Fuller House Needed Us

Lori Loughlin's teen daughters sometimes forget their mom is famous. Is she, though? Loughlin was entrenched in the pantheon of late 80's-early 90's boner-inducers with high bikini bottoms. A golden era when no one had yet uttered the term "plus-size," People could pretend Maria Conchita Alonso and Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio were sex symbols who didn't look like your friend's aunt who could never keep a husband....

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Aunt Becky Still Has It

Full House was one of the worst sitcoms ever created, as the show's shitty, formulaic family values bullshit was surpassed in stupidity only by the terrible acting. But for some reason, nostalgia freaks cling to Full House like it was Cheers and love to pretend like people would be interested in a reunion, other than the show's stars, who would probably really appreciate the extra cash. The only good thing this show...

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