Lady Gaga Praises Madonna

Madonna won Woman of the Year at the Billboard Women In Music Awards. Not Female Artist of the Year. The greatest living woman. This is curious since she's obviously solidly below average on many levels. First of all, the best woman in the world isn't annoying as shit,... read more

Madonna Handcuffed By Sean Penn For Charity

Madonna's eleven year old son is from Malawi. Being the daughter of Madonna has got to be a step up, but just barely. The villagers back home never used to masturbate with a mustard bottle on the hammock. read more

Madonna's New Ass Seems a Tad Bulky (VIDEO)

Malawi is a special place for Madonna. It's the impoverished African nation where she's purchased between three and seven of her adopted children. You can never get those shiny beads back. read more

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Rocco Ritchie Doesn't Share Mom's Affections

It was only a week ago that Madonna made her feelings clear in various celebrity magazines about her unconditional love and support for her teen son Rocco. This after Rocco fled to the U.K. to live with his by-comparison superior parent and smoke a little weed. read more

Madonna Squeezing in Time to Have Her Son's Back

Madonna issued a statement through People magazine that she loves her teen son and will stand by him through his upcoming drug trial. Not a trial so much as having to pay a fine for minor possession of marijuana read more

Run, Don't Walk, from Madonna Snatch

Having Madonna imply on social media that she's fucking you hasn't been cool since twenty years before social media. You can't blame the old crone for non-stop self promotion into her carved up golden years. Still, you're going to want to get out of the way of the... read more

Madonna Offers to Swallow Hillary Voters (VIDEO)

The amount of irony involved in Madonna stepping up to the microphone at an Amy Schumer comedy concert and offering blow jobs to audience members in exchange for voting for Hillary Clinton is difficult to count. But let's start with the first three. read more

Madonna Voting Naked for Hillary

Hillary Clinton's campaign is pushing two fronts. Female celebrities getting naked to encourage voting and essays by apologetic men in HuffPo and similarly leaning publications about how people who dislike Hillary only do so because she's a woman. read more

Madonna Is Gay In Time of Need

It's getting about that time where you take Old Yeller out behind the barn and put a shotgun in her mouth. Madonna loves attention. Just not the kind you get from your husband or children or anyone you know personally. Madoona responded to the mass shooting in Orlando... read more

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Madonna Horny Old Woman

If it were 50 years ago, Obama would have already fucked Madonna dozens of times. Sure he could get hotter tail but Presidents are pretty obsessed with status. As it is he's probably only banged her a handful of times. Back when he was the Senator of Illinois Obama... read more

Lee Daniels Sincerely Apologizes to Sean Penn

Defamation laws are tricky. You can state that Lee Daniels' dad beat the shit out of him with an electric cord when he found Daniels trying on his mom's high heels. Daniels himself noted that on his application for a prime time LGBT award. You can't suggest Sean Penn beat... read more

Madonna Is Gross And Shit Around The Web

Feeble crone Madonna was still trying to shock us by wearing assless pants to the Met Gala and then sucking her finger seductively at the after party. Wigged Gollum fetishists to the front of the line. read more