Maria Menounos Spilling Out

That body on a Greek woman says Maria Menounos could've run a shipping empire or commanded a legion of uneducated workers in Peru knitting sleeveless tops for fat women. She opted for fake giggles and feigning interest in Katy Perry dating rumors. It's hard to watch women with spectacular asses settle. You're less anorexic than the last E! hostess. That shouldn't be enough. Photo Credit: FameFlynet [gallery id="1515"]...

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Samantha Hoopes Wins Entourage Premiere

It's hard to believe they're still making movies showcasing hot girls in a digital age when you can click to Egotastic and see the same actresses naked. The soundtrack will be hot too. You can get all that on Spotify in eleven seconds. Entourage came up in in 2004 before broadband was wide and we used to watch jpegs load from the top down on CRT monitors. That was no way to jerk off. We were like animals. It's 2015....

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Maria Menounos Has Ass Will Travel

Maria Menounos celebrated her new show that will be exactly like her old show by wearing a skintight skirt in front of TV critics at the NBCUniversal gig. My thoughtful assessment of Maria's new show is that I'd like to take Maria over my knee and spank the collagen in her ass until I've reshaped it into the spitting image of Woodrow Wilson. I'm equally excited to join a team of hosts and producers that are amongst...

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Maria Menounos To Leave Extra, Or Not

Maria Menounos is either leaving her gig on Extra or not. According to highly almost never reliable Page Six, Maria's contract isn't being renewed because she's a diva who hates AC Slater and is asking for too much money. That all seems pretty logical to me. Maria's fall back position is her awesome new reality show on Oxygen featuring her and her long time boyfriend who both live in her parents home because it's...

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Maria Menounos Desperate to Get One Male Viewer

I'm worried that if I watch I ever watch Extra, my balls will shrivel up like a time lapse clip on how grapes are made into raisins. Even the rugged presence of AC Slater can't elevate that show to baseline masculine viewing standards. Still, they've got Maria Menounos showing off her body, which is a nice interlude for celebrities smiling broadly and pretending they won't be cutting themselves later that evening as...

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Maria Menounos Has Stamina

Back in the day, you could spy on a woman getting out of her gym clothes and if you got caught, you might receive a shriek or a smack in the face. Now you get arrested, jailed, and put up on a website as a blue dot for the rest of your life. You end up pulling the holiday shift in the shoe department at Macy's. America kind of lost its fun along the way. I blame men who wear colorful sweaters. Those sackless mofos...

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Maria Menounos Had A Nice Vacation

Extra host Maria Menounos has been enjoying a little quality vacation time down in Los Cabos, and it certainly looks like she's benefiting from the rest and relaxation. Just look at how she smiles as she realizes that she's being photographed in her bikini, almost as if she's saying, "I look forward to the positive attention that I'll receive from people talking about my ridiculous body." Or maybe she was watching as...

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Maria Menounos In A Bikini in Greece

I bet when Maria Menounos goes back to Greece everybody treats her like a conquering hero. She's off in America working with Slater from Saved by the Bell. She got to go the Kardashian baby shower. But maybe some people are just haters. Call her, Big City Maria. Talk about how she thinks she's too good for them now. Hurl unbrined olives at her head. But then everybody gets together in the end and dances with monkeys...

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Maria Menounos As Grand Marshall Of Gay Pride Parade

I was halfway through the Tony Awards yesterday when I realized I was watching the L.A. Gay Pride Parade. It was a spirited event. That one day a year when gay men and women in West Hollywood get to come out from behind the repressive shadow of the gay unfriendly people who don't exist in West Hollywood and be themselves. I cried. Especially when Doogie Howswer won all those awards. Photo Credit: Splash, WENN [gallery...

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Maria Menounos Has Tight Genes

I wonder what it must be like to be a chick like Maria Menounos. To come out of your mama with the destiny of looking incredibly hot your entire life. She was probably the cute girl who got all the compliments back in school. Then the teen beauty queen. The adult woman who every guy and some ardent ladies wants to nail. She'll be the hot mom, and, at some point, the senior citizen that dudes with those fetish dreams...

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Maria Menounos Too Good Looking for Chick Television

Maria Menounos should be hosting a television show for straight males. While I'm sure she's got great on-screen presence, connects well with women, and can giggle like she really means it when interviewing Snooki, her true talents are being wasted by not being beamed onto the screens of millions of red-blooded males who could care less about what designer she's wearing. Unless that designer does get her into a tight...

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Maria Menounos Is Good Looking, Does Yoga

Women who try to talk sports and act like they're "just one of the guys" are possibly the most miserable kind of people on earth to be around. I'd rather drag my tongue across Bruce Vilanch's taint for an entire game than put up with any of their commentary. Unless of course they look like Maria Menounos. Which goes to show you ladies If you have a tight body, an amazing ass, and do poses in yoga pants you could smell...

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Sex Dolls Won't Really Catch On Til They Look Like This

I've never understood the draw of those faceless sex toys they sell for men to experience the joy of pussy without having to work or pay or beg for it. I understand the appeal of the ease of access, but I'm in the camp that if you don't care what you're sticking your dick into so long as you get off, you're just a hop, skip, and a jump away from being rousted by the cops at a truck stop glory hole. Sex dolls for the...

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Last Night Was The Oscars, Here Are The Boobs That Showed Up

Last night was The 85th Annual Academy Awards and I'm completely ashamed to say I watched the entire thing. To sum it up, Seth MacFarlane did surprisingly not shitty, Jennifer Lawrence fell down, the Best Director winner was bullshit, Ben Affleck got snubbed, then didn't and George Clooney kept getting free scotch thrown at him for smiling every time someone joked he banged and/or will bang somebody like nine-year-old...read more

Maria Menounos lost a bet

Maria Menounos is from Boston, and she's seen at Patriots and Celtics and Red Sox games all the time, and somehow that ended up with her having to host Extra yesterday in a Giants bikini. We didn't get to see her vagina this time (unlike on Miami beach) but her body looked pretty hot. Things got weird however when she was posing between the black guy (A.J. Calloway) and the effeminate dandy (Mario Lopez). It was like...

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