Mariah Carey Billionaire Sex on a Boat

The upside of being a multi-millionaire is you can get as fat as you want. The downside is you have to go back to skipping meals when hooking a billionaire. The price you pay for climbing. read more

Mariah Carey Feathers Blac Chyna (VIDEO)

If you've ever been to a Vegas show and buy into a spur of the moment decision by the entertainer to bring a seemingly unaware volunteer up on stage, you're being duped. On the same level as the girl you called to come dance in your room who says she needs to bring her... read more

Mariah Carey Purple Mountains Majesty

Mariah Carey's lip-synch and girdle tour has reached South Africa. It's spreading in reverse order of your more common pandemics. The singer is making waves for demanding that the scenic backdrop for her concert performance in Cape Town be lit up in purple to honor Prince... read more

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Mariah Carey One of Prince's Many Dear Friends

Genius, legend, inspiration, friend. The world will miss you. I'll never get over it. For a recluse, Prince had a shitload of really dearfriends. All torn to piece pieces and unable to form sentences. If you've ever been auto-tuned to a Dr. Luke simplistic bridge, Prince... read more

Mariah Carey No Touch

Mariah Carey's team has strictly warned VIP ticket buyers on her current British tour that you are not to touch Mariah Carey in any way when in her proximity. Easily excitable people who shell out three months of rent money get the chance to see Mariah smile and walk... read more

Mariah's World Is Nigh

Because E! has more low achievingwomen and gay men in their audience than they have hours of programming to feed them, they announced the upcoming launch of a Mariah's World, an eight part series getting to know the real Mariah. If you were on the fence about the fake... read more

Mariah Carey Family Grubbing

Mariah Carey's been taking shit in the papers from her brother for being cold and heartless and not sharing her serious music cash with her siblings. Morgan Carey told the U.K. Sun that his sister was an evil witch who wouldn't even put up a dime for the surgery her... read more

Mariah Carey For Love And Money

Mariah Carey's publicity team keeps shitting out 'anonymous insider' quotes about how amazingly in love Carey is with James Packer, the rich Australian mark who bought her a 35-karat diamond engagement ring. The Mottola hummer netted Carey an entry level recording... read more

Mariah Carey Loves a Parade

It's not clear when Mariah Carey became the symbol of Christmas in America. Somebody got to inflating her up on Madison and 82nd in the staging area for the Macy's Day Parade and there she came down the route waving and singing something pre-taped several weeks ago in a... read more

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Mariah Carey Tits of War

Athletes, entertainers, the long term incarcerated for crimes against children, all need to contemplate what comes after the prime of their career. So long as lonely war app game players admire Photoshopped tits, Mariah Carey will be heralding their newest form of... read more

Mariah Carey Gets A Star

Mariah Carey laid down seductively along Hollywood Boulevard as seismologists at Cal Tech traced their pencils over the peak lines and declared a 4.3. Carey deserved her star. Even before they started passing them out to every chick who had the hot pop song of the summer... read more

Mariah Carey Nipple Slips Out of Containment

The technology that went into Mariah Carey's all-terrain fat containment suit wasn't even available just five years ago. It's how we're going to keep diabetic soda kids from going comatoseon future trips to Mars. Still you directtoo many psi into the muffin area and a... read more