Marisa Miller Naked And Bloated For The Cause

When your body is swollen taught from carrying another person inside of it, the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and Victoria's Secret are off the list of potential modeling gigs. It's not that pregnant women are less beautiful, that's just what all research confirms.... read more

Marissa Miller had a baby

It was depressing when Marisa Miller got pregnant, and the only things that would have made it better is if I were the one that did it or if she had a girl for me to leer at in 15 I mean 18 years. Neither one of those things happened. Marisa Miller and her husband, music... read more

Marisa Miller is pregnant

Marisa Miller, who was Kate Upton before Kate Upton was, announced today that she's pregnant for the first time with her husband griffin Guess. This spindly jackass, who yes, still wears a faux-hawk and who, with a child on the way, has no idea what's about to hit him.... read more

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Marisa Miller won the Academy Awards

Marisa Miller was another of the famous people at the Vanity Fair and Elton Johns AIDS Foundation parties last night, because if a girl this hot with boobs that big can't sell magazines and/or cure AIDS, no one can. (image source = getty and splash) [gallery... read more

Marisa Miller is naked

Marc Jacobs is one of the worlds most famous fashion designers, and he's currently the Creative Director for Louis Vuitton, so it makes perfect sense that his new campaign would have Marisa Miller completely naked. Actually I guess it doesn't. But it turns out I don't... read more

Marisa Miller is here to remind you about the NFL

The only thing better than football is hot girls with big tits*, so it was very wise of the NFL to send Marisa Miller to London this morning to promote Sundays game at Wembley Stadium between the San Francisco 49ers and the Denver Broncos. Because not everyone over there... read more

Marisa Millers husband is still an unworthy jackass

Any rational conversation about the hottest girl ever would have to include Marisa Miller, who went to Katsuya in LA last night with her husband. I know what you're thinking: "Where? Where's her husband? I wanna see her husband! Is he behind that jerkoff with the... read more

tuesday morning headlines

MEL GIBSON - has reportedly been sober for years, which means he was sober during the now famous phone calls that his ex recorded. Which is weird because he sounded drunk as hell. Also he's Irish (*). Those people love getting drunk, yelling racist names and starting... read more

monday afternoon headlines

GARY COLEMANS - ex wife is doing everything she can to look as guilty as possible, including cremating his body and selling pictures she took of him while he died and after he died. She also got one of those full size rear window stickers that says "fuck tha police". (... read more

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friday afternoon headlines

JOHN MAYER - apologized again last night during his concert in New York, saying he's a different person now and can't believe what an asshole he sounded like in his Playboy interview. Then someone showed him every other interview he's done for the past 5 years and he... read more

marisa miller is pretty easy going

People make fun of Tom Arnold, but Sunday he tackled Marisa Miller during a flag football game in Miami before the Super Bowl and had the good sense to pull her pants down. So who's laughing now? Not the people on the other team after this play, the ones who had Tom... read more

the top 100 stories of 2009 (51-100)

All the dumb websites and magazines and TV shows do lists at the end of the year, counting down and ranking everything you can imagine, and they're all subjective and poorly thought out and painful to read. But nothing else is going on this time of year, and so here we... read more