Brian Austin Green Gets Back in There

With the instincts of a stripper about to lose her bread winner, Brian Austin Green knocked up Megan Fox for a third time. Pretty slick, survivor. Fox filed for divorce Green last Fall after flipping through iCal and realizing her husband hadn't worked in seventeen years. Green claims to suffer from vertigo which renders him unable to work or do the dishes. He takes care of the couple's two toddlers at home because...

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Megan Fox Still Has Some Rocking Tits And Shit Around The Web

Now that Megan Fox has come out of hiding, I am reminded of the fact that she's got some of the best tits in Hollywood. Here she is showing off her lady mammaries to Jimmy Kimmel. I've missed you, girls. (Popoholic) Samantha Hoopes is all kinds of cleavy in a bikini in Miami. (Last Men On Earth) Can you guess the celebrity just from their ass? (COED) Amanda Peet shows off her tits on "Togetherness". (Egotastic...

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Megan Fox Divorcing

After eleven years of dating, five years of marriage and two little kids with that skinny dude from 90210, Megan Fox is cutting her husband loose. Nobody ever fully understood why a world class sexpot was hooked up with a one-show in the 90's actor turned part-time DJ when she could've hit the Miami Beach condo jackpot with some A-lister. The anomaly provided the everyman false hope of his own Megan Fox in the sack....

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Megan Fox Is Limited

Brian Austin Green became the last long term unemployed dad in America to join social media and start posting photos of his children on Instagram. Nobody would give a shit if Green hadn't drawn the long straw and got to fuck babies into Megan Fox. About five years ago Fox turned her life over to the express intent of becoming less and less fascinating with each passing day. Her choice of marrying the dude who was once...

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Megan Fox Plays Stupid Well (VIDEO)

Megan Fox went on Conan and told him his spirit animal is a llama. Some show prep producer mocked up a convoluted astrological chart for Fox to stumble through so the audience could laugh while imagining fucking her. Megan Fox likes to talk about shitting and farting and other boner killing conversation because she knows she can't actually kill your Megan Fox boner.Fox is excellent at playing the dumb. This isn't...

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Megan Fox Is Acting Badly

I'd always assumed Megan Fox's crappy acting was directly related to her complete lack of acting talent. Fucking assumptions wing me again. Apparently, her dramatic performances are grade school level because she just doesn't give a shit: "It's so hard to be a working mom especially when your heart is not in your work, when your heart is with your family" You can get fired from Sizzler for being uninspired around the...

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Megan Fox Looks Good With Mom Tits

I guess they're still shooting scenes for the Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles. Either that or Megan Fox is postpartum nuts and performing her April O'Neil shtick on the streets of Los Angeles hoping somebody steals her unattended babies. Michael Bay seems to have this TMNT shit finally under control as they continue into their eleventh year of filming. I think the computers actually completed most of the movie during...

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Megan Fox Is April O'Neil On The Set Of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Megan Fox and Will Arnett spent yesterday filming some scenes for the upcoming Michael Bay-produced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot in Manhattan, and it's kind of sad that I almost forgot that Megan was still an actress. Remember when everyone used to think she was the hottest woman on the planet? Man, those were fun times. Now she's dressing up as April O'Neil, which should get some folks in the nerd community...

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Megan Fox Jumps On Trampoline

Megan Fox jumping on a trampoline in stretch pants and a tight top. Fuck all the tortured souls developing their craft down at the Lee Strasberg Institute right now. This is what you call acting. Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin, FameFlynet, INF, PCN, WENN [gallery id="5919"]

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Megan Fox Gets Down to Business

When Megan Fox arrives on set, it's time for the real acting to begin. This time, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The film sparked an uproar early on among computer science majors when it was suggested this origins movie would give the turtles an alien background, not make them real earthbound mutants. Unless you're getting laid by a girl in thick glasses you really need to not engage in these types of conversations....

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Megan Fox is in Esquire, might be insane

Megan Fox is in the new issue of Esquire, and if anyone thought she might be another one of these stars who has their interviews filtered through a publicist, this should put an end to that. Because she's candid. Psychotically candid. Others in her situation have found release in booze and pills. Fox has found hers in church. "I have seen magical, crazy things happen. I've seen people be healed. Even now, in the...

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Megan Fox is a dark immortal

Megan Fox looks great considering she just had a baby in September, but the spooky eyeliner isn't doing her any favors. It makes her look older. As in 500 years older, when she was bitten by the dark lord and cursed to a life as a hunter of the night. (image source of megan at last nights 'this is 40' premiere = getty) [gallery id="6368"]

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Megan Fox just snapped right back

Megan Fox looked awesome yesterday at a photocall in Beverly Hills to promote 'This is 40', barely two months after giving birth. It's amazing. Actually have we even seen that kid yet? She looks so good I'm starting to think she was just lying. [gallery id="6397"]

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Megan Fox just had a baby, still fantastic looking

Megan Fox gave birth to her son Noah less than two months ago (September 27th), but you wouldn't know it by the way she looked last night at a screening for her new movie 'This is 40' at the Writers Guild Theater in Beverly Hills. Because "the way she looked" was terrific. I don't know what her secret is, and I don't wanna know. It could be eating human flesh for all I care, old Megan Fox is back. [gallery id="6407"]...

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Megan Fox had her baby 3 weeks ago, is awesome

If Megan Fox wanted to, she could very definitely be like Jennifer Lopez and whore out her pregnancy to the media for all kinds of interviews and million dollar deals for pictures. But she's not, so instead she quietly went through her pregnancy and had her baby. Last month. And no one knew it until today, when she made a simple announcement on her facebook: "We have been very lucky to have had a peaceful few weeks at...

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