Megan Fox Has to Work

Megan Fox seemed fully separated from her vertigo experiencing long-term unemployed former husband, Brian Austin Green. His mysterious illnesses limits his ability to work. Hanging out in the sweet digs his wife pays for remains on the medically approved list. read more

Brian Austin Green Gets Back in There

With the instincts of a stripper about to lose her bread winner, Brian Austin Green knocked up Megan Fox for a third time. Pretty slick, survivor. Fox filed for divorce Green last Fall after flipping through iCal and realizing her husband hadn't worked in seventeen... read more

Megan Fox Still Has Some Rocking Tits And Shit Around The Web

Now that Megan Fox has come out of hiding, I am reminded of the fact that she's got some of the best tits in Hollywood. Here she is showing off her lady mammaries to Jimmy Kimmel. I've missed you, girls. (Popoholic) Samantha Hoopes is all kinds of cleavy in a bikini in... read more

Megan Fox Divorcing

After eleven years of dating, five years of marriage and two little kids with that skinny dude from 90210, Megan Fox is cutting her husband loose. Nobody ever fully understood why a world class sexpot was hooked up with a one-show in the 90's actor turned part-time DJ... read more

Megan Fox Is Limited

Brian Austin Green became the last long term unemployed dad in America to join social media and start posting photos of his children on Instagram. Nobody would give a shit if Green hadn't drawn the long straw and got to fuck babies into Megan Fox. About five years ago... read more

Megan Fox Plays Stupid Well (VIDEO)

Megan Fox went on Conan and told him his spirit animal is a llama. Some show prep producer mocked up a convoluted astrological chart for Fox to stumble through so the audience could laugh while imagining fucking her. Megan Fox likes to talk about shitting and farting and... read more

Megan Fox Is Acting Badly

I'd always assumed Megan Fox's crappy acting was directly related to her complete lack of acting talent. Fucking assumptions wing me again. Apparently, her dramatic performances are grade school level because she just doesn't give a shit: "It's so hard to be a working... read more

Megan Fox Looks Good With Mom Tits

I guess they're still shooting scenes for the Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles. Either that or Megan Fox is postpartum nuts and performing her April O'Neil shtick on the streets of Los Angeles hoping somebody steals her unattended babies. Michael Bay seems to have this TMNT... read more

Megan Fox Is April O'Neil On The Set Of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Megan Fox and Will Arnett spent yesterday filming some scenes for the upcoming Michael Bay-produced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot in Manhattan, and it's kind of sad that I almost forgot that Megan was still an actress. Remember when everyone used to think she was... read more

Megan Fox Jumps On Trampoline

Megan Fox jumping on a trampoline in stretch pants and a tight top. Fuck all the tortured souls developing their craft down at the Lee Strasberg Institute right now. This is what you call acting. Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin, FameFlynet, INF, PCN, WENN [gallery... read more

Megan Fox Gets Down to Business

When Megan Fox arrives on set, it's time for the real acting to begin. This time, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The film sparked an uproar early on among computer science majors when it was suggested this origins movie would give the turtles an alien background, not make... read more

Megan Fox is in Esquire, might be insane

Megan Fox is in the new issue of Esquire, and if anyone thought she might be another one of these stars who has their interviews filtered through a publicist, this should put an end to that. Because she's candid. Psychotically candid. Others in her situation have found... read more