Melanie Brown in A Bikini

America's Got Talent neither showcases unknown talent or features hosts from America, yet it passes as iconic Americana. This is the kind of shit that leads to nationalist referendums.read more

Scary Spice Just Doesn't Give a Shit

I guess we all get to that age when it's just fuck it, I'm going to stick my hand up my ass in public. You would never peg a musical talent like Scary Spice to go thong hunting right there in Beverly Hills, but, dammit, she once lip-synched Wannabe to 100,000 adoring fans. If her panties are bunching up in her crust, she shouldn't suffer for one extra minute. Who knows where the nearest loo is. Unless you're the man...

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Melanie Brown Cleavage Out In Beverly Hills

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Mel B In A Bikini

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SCARLETT JOHANSSON - will star with Liev Schreiber in the Broadway revival of the Arthur Miller play ‘A View From the Bridge'. It's about a Brooklyn longshoreman who is obsessed with his niece. It opens on Dec. 28, then closes on Dec. 28-and-a-half, more than likely. (wonderwall) DAVID SPADE - is being criticized for his DirecTV ad featuring Chris Farley, who died in 1997. In response, Spade says, "(his family and I)...

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SCARY WENT TO EGYPT

There's really nothing at all that sounds appealing to me about Egypt. Let's start with the fact that there's no white people and I'm incredibly racist so that's a problem right there. I guess the big thing is the pyramids but I'm not a fucking librarian so I don't care about that. Also, from what I understand, mummies can wake up at any time, without warning, and they're already dead so you can't stop them as they...

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WHAT IN THE HELL IS THIS

Melanie Brown isn’t nearly hot enough to dress this goofy and get away with it. There are a few girls who are, but she’s not one of them. If I showed up for a date and the girl was dressed like this, she better be slutty because that shit is embarrassing. In fact I would drop my dick right on her kitchen table before we went out to gauge her reaction, to see if this was even gonna be worth it. "Whoaa...", I'd say,...

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EDDIE MURPHY IS DUE IN COURT

For months, Melanie Brown - aka Scary Spice - has claimed that Eddie Murphy is the father of her now three-month-old baby. For months Murphy has denied it. And today Murphy is due to appear in an L.A. court to submit to a paternity test to see who is telling the truth. The Sun UK says:A source said: “If he tries to duck out of this test there will be all hell to pay. This isn’t just another girlfriend he is messing...

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SCARY SPICE IS A MOM

Melanie Brown gave birth to a healthy baby girl this morning in Los Angeles. Mother and child are both doing well, although the identity of the father is still unknown. And by that I mean unknown to everyone, including the mother and father. Whom you might assume would know. But I guess not. This shit is hard! Hello magazine says: It follows a tough few months, during which Melanie and her former partner Eddie Murphy...

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