melissa theuriau is not from here

French newscaster Mélissa Theuriau was in Miami with her monkeyman husband and his creepy arm this weekend.  She looks terrific considering she had a kid just three months ago.  I can’t even begin to guess how that dude is doing this.  I assume it has something to do with... read more

this is so uncomfortable

These pictures of Melissa Theuriau and MonkeyMan are creepy.  He's like a little pygmy.  Or retard.  It looks like a sexual assault.  Like she's one of those crazy nurses who molest retarded patients.  She would bring him apple slices and then lick his neck when they were... read more

melissa theuriau is in miami

Just a few more picture of Melissa Theuriau and MonkeyMan.  It really is remarkable to see one of the most beautiful women in the world with someone this visually disturbing.  The fact that this dude not only got this girl but married her and then had a kid with her... read more