Mia Farrow Loses Yet Another

In Third World nations, mothers have an endless number of babies existentially aware that some simply won't make it. You start using contraception in areas of tremendously high child mortality and next thing you know you have no living offspring and the population of your... read more

Stephen King Thinks The Farrows Are Bitches

Author Stephen King apologized for a Tweet in which he said that Dylan and Mia Farrow are going after Woody Allen out of "bitchiness". For some reason the horror novelist hobbit thought it a good idea to enter the social media shit storm that is the Allen/Farrow... read more