Michelle Rodriguez Tripping

Ayahuasca is a brew of hallucinogenic plants drunk by the indigenous people of Peru in spiritual rituals. As with everything else once sacred to loin cloth wearing natives, rich people stole it and turned it into a New Age product for sale on celebrity luxury merchandise... read more

On Michelle Rodriguez's Armpit Hair And Shit Around The Web

Michelle Rodriguez tried to convince the world of what a badass feminist pansexual she is again today by showing how long her armpit hair has gotten. That's straight out of the sophomore in college pissing off their parents crypto-feminist handbook. Next she'll pretend... read more

Michelle Rodriguez in a Bikini

Michelle Rodriguez pulled anchor on her lesbian love boat and set a course for adventure off the coast of Italy. It's like when the Barbary pirates arrived and hung their flag in the harbor. Shore folk were equal parts frightened and excited, divided along the lines of... read more

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Michelle Rodriguez Just Banged a Chick and Got Away By Jet Ski

Michelle Rodriguez doesn't have time for the idiotic am I or am I not a lesbian celebrity crap. You're fronting on Twitter while she's boning women two at a time. Rodriguez rents a yacht literally called the Ecstasea off the coast of St. Tropez and shuttles celebrity and... read more

Michelle Rodriguez Keeps Her Bitches Bare

If I had to guess which of these models Michelle Rodriguez dug to the third knuckle last night, I'm selecting the Canadian blond chick she made go out in just her underwear. That's a boss move. All the world's best looking women showed in St. Tropez to raise money for... read more

Michelle Rodriguez And Toni Garrn Foreplay

Each May, Michelle Rodriquez and her love boat troll the French Riviera on a hot girl pussy hunt. Rodriguez entices the women attending the Cannes film festival to come take a three hour tour in lawless international waters. You gotta see the fish. That's Leo DiCaprio's... read more

Michelle Rodriguez Likes Superman White And Shit Around The Web

Michelle Rodriguez got panties in a bunch over the weekend by saying that minorities shouldn't steal superhero roles from white male actors she likes to bone when hetero phasing. She said instead minorities should push for new minority superheroes to play in their own... read more

Michelle Rodriguez Wants to Buy a Baby

Michelle Rodriguez did another interview where she said she'd never be in a long term relationship because why the hell would you when you can fuck Zac Efron on your rented yacht, pull into port, then fuck Cara Delevingne in the ladies room at a Knicks game without even... read more

Michelle Rodriguez In A Black Bikini

Michelle Rodriguez fucked the gay into Cara Delevingne. She fucked the gay out of Zac Efron. Now she's just fucking tired. Her work is exhausting. Floating around on the prow of her ship looking for wandering souls with confused genitalia desperate for answers. Where... read more

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Michelle Rodriguez Fucks the Gay Out of Zac Efron

At this point, Michelle Rodriguez is merely toying with the true depth of her sex powers. She's like Zod with a vagina. She can fuck the gay into people. Now she's trying to fuck the gay out of Zac Efron. That's like earning a perfect ten in gymnastics before Nadia... read more

Michelle Rodriguez In A Bikini

Michelle Rodriguez had her stank gun spread and ready as Justin Bieber raced toward her yacht on his midget retreat dinghy, still freshly tattered from his bar room kerfuffle. Michelle Rodriguez's bisexual vagina watercraft is where Hollywood now heads when it's confused... read more

Michelle Rodriguez Isn't A Lesbian Anymore And Shit Around The Web

Remember when Michelle Rodriguez was a lesbian? Yeah, well she's not anymore. Apparently, she's been spotted making out on vacation with Zac Efron. I guess he's a comfortable transition back to dick. Like a pretty girl with a cock. I'm thinking about this way too much.... read more