The 2014 Critics' Choice Television Awards Occurred

Texting girls get to pick out the winners in the People's Choice Awards. Old people with oblong goiters vote on the Academy Awards. Foreigners with sexual assault charges pending in Moldova get to select the Golden Globes. The TV Critics Choice Awards is the one chance... read more

Kim Kardashian was the big winner

Michelle Trachtenberg and Emmy Rossum have a lot to learn about being famous. Kim Kardashian easily won the bikini contest at the Nivea Beach House in Malibu yesterday. In fact she was seemingly the only person who thought there was one. I have no idea WTF the "Nivea... read more


God knows how these are the only five pictures of Michelle Trachtenberg as Olivia Newton John in "Grease" and Emmy Rossum as Sarah Palin because I know if I had stumbled onto that, I would have been photographing it like it was the baby Jesus.(picture source = pacific... read more


I don't know why Halloween pictures of Michelle Trachtenberg are just showing up online now, but then again, I don't know lots of stuff. God didn't give me this ass and these eyes just to hide them behind of bunch of books. (alternate headline: GOD YOU CHICKS ARE SO GAY,... read more