Mila Kunis Doesn't Name Sexist Names

A new trend among female celebrities in this election year of I'm With Her is to relay their industry stories of sexism, sexual assault, and patriarchy. Whether recounting actual crimes, or merely cases of male misogyny rampant in the business, the common thread is also... read more

Ashton Kutcher And Mila Kunis Whatever

The inexplicably famous purveyors of awful shit Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis finally got married even though it was widely assumed they already are and people were waiting for them to get into a plane crash. Kunis dropped a nauseating quote which solidified the grey... read more

Mila Kunis Sued Over Chicken

A fledgling singerwho was apparently friends with Mila Kunis while growing up in the Ukraine is suing her for five thousand dollars because Kunis stole her pet chicken when they were kids. Kristina Karo now claims she needs to a shrink because of the emotional trauma, as... read more

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Mila Kunis Happy With Tits

Mila Kunis went on Conan and recanted some amusing anecdotes about how women's tits become engorged with breast milk following pregnancy. Kunis is the first to notice this unusualphenomenon and has been fielding calls from scientists ever since. Turns out they do indeed... read more

Did Lacey Chabert Un-Fuck Her Way Out of Family Guy?

Lacey Chabert voiced the role of Meg Griffin the first season of Family Guy but left under unexplained circumstances. She was replaced by Mila Kunis who has helped entertain stoned high school freshmen ever since. Chabert claims she voluntarily left after the first... read more

Mila Kunis Exercises the Temple of Lord Douche

By my reckoning Mila Kunis has about four to six weeks left to get her problem 'fixed' by one of those special doctors in Eastern Europe. She can't possibly be considering bringing Son of Asswipe into this world. You don't want that legacy on your Wiki page. Rosemary... read more

Mila Kunis Keeping the Douchebaby

The two things keeping us from being one of those countries where Hollywood women buy babies is premium cable and birth control. You can thank HBO and the earnest folks at Planned Parenthood with their low carbon footprint Hoover-9000 for helping this country to be... read more

Mila Kunis and Channing Tatum Might've Made a Really Crappy Space Opera

Warner Bros. has decided to delay the release of Jupiter Ascending from tomorrow until the time we land a man on the real Jupiter. In the $150 million "space opera", Mila Kunis plays a house cleaner named Jupiter Jones who meets a bad ass interplanetary secret service... read more

Mila Kunis Won't Reveal Anything About The Douchebaby (VIDEO)

Mila Kunis knows the gender of the baby that she's currently expecting with Ashton Kutcher, and she also has a name picked out, but she won't reveal any of those details because it's none of our business or something. After all, her whole relationship with Ashton had... read more

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Mila Kunis Hit Stagecoach With Her Good Old Boy

It was Ashton Kutcher's favorite time of year again, as the tech savvy terrible actor headed to Indio, California for the Stagecoach Country Music Festival, which covers up the stench left by Coachella's drug-abusing hipsters with even cheaper beer and chewing tobacco.... read more

Pregnant Mila Kunis Hid The Douchebaby Bump Well At The MTV Movie Awards

Mila Kunis was one of the big celebrities that agreed to show up to last night's MTV Movie Awards event in exchange for a fake gold bucket of popcorn, and of course people can't stop talking about how great she looks for being pregnant. "Wow, look at how the celebrity... read more

Mila Kunis Is Pregnant With A Douchebaby

If she was trying to hide the fact that she is pregnant, then Mila Kunis did a pretty terrible job. Ashton Kutcher's future wife was reportedly spotted at a pre-natal yoga workout in Hollywood, and she obviously had the right reason for being there, unlike those of us... read more