Miley Cyrus Brought Herself to Tears

Miley Cyrus has re-launched herself for the seventh time. Each launch generates tons of negative comments from the general public followed by tens of millions of dollars into the Miley Cyrus Foundation for a Kick Ass Life. read more

Amber Heard Waterlogged Cleavage and Shit Around the Web

Gabrielle Caunesil, Petra Nemcova, and more! read more

Miley Cyrus Clean and Sober

Miley Cyrus has been off weed for nine weeks. The same for booze and other drugs. In the timeline of her substance intake starting with Hannah Montana, it's relatively short, but in terms of sobriety durations for former child actors, nine weeks is a lifetime. read more

Miley Cyrus Image Change

Miley Cyrus is apparently having a hard time coming to grips with the fact that she is Miley Cyrus. For anyone over thirty, this would be the thickly veneered daughter of country music hack Billy Ray Cyrus, an ass clown who had a novelty hit popular in bars where people... read more

Miley Cyrus De-Slutting For Country Career

Miley Cyrus covers the latest issue of Billboard looking like she’s best friends with Jodie Foster’s titular character in Nell. The look signifies her return to country music for an upcoming untitled album. read more

Miley Cyrus Fresh New Dog Tat

Musicians used to come up on heroin addictions and full sleeves of random Filipino port city gang ink. Now it's medicinal marijuana and cutesy tatted scrapbook items. read more

Miley Cyrus Impersonator Denies Blackface (VIDEO)

A yet to be released show called Thanks for Trying has some top shelf panties in a bunch because it features a likeness of Miley Cyrus performing in blackface read more

Miley Cyrus Pissed About Blackface

According to anonymous sources who are probably fake, Miley Cyrus is pissed that a Miley Cyrus impersonator agreed to perform as Miley in blackface in an upcoming TV pilot. read more

Miley Cyrus Buzzkill

Miley Cyrus took to Instagram to eviscerate the increasingly consumer driven nature of Christmas while wearing four separate Christmas themed outfits that she purchased. She also bought a Christmas light necklace, antlers, and a big red and green bow for her head. read more

Miley Cyrus Finds Clarity

There will be a peaceful transition of power because Miley Cyrus just released a crying Facebook video where she promised to respect Donald Trump. Call off the tanks. It's unclear if she actually voted. read more

Miley Cyrus Stumping for Hillary

In the final weeks of the Presidential Election that began in earnest forty years ago for Hillary Clinton, the campaign has dispatched the likes of Katy Perry and Miley Cyrus to college campuses to remind the kids who their only choice is on election day. read more

Miley Cyrus Still Blathering About What Her Cunny Prefers

Miley Cyrus got a good kick in the promotions department when after splitting with Schwarzenegger's USC bio son she started making out with chicks and announcing she was gender fluid. That was something labeled incredibly 2015 before 2015 was even out. read more