Miley Cyrus Tired of the Cooch

A psychotic woman is a loyal woman. When Miley Cyrus was not participating in the verbal terrorism that some consider singing she was stalking her way back into her fiancé Liam Hemsworth’s life. read more

Miley Cyrus, Millennial Guide

If you turn the lights out and say the word millennial three times in the mirror Miley Cyrus will appear behind you to take a "selfie for the gram." read more

Miley Cyrus Strips Again In The Name Of Art

Miley Cyrus is following the same trans-genre route in music like a vaginal version of Kid Rock and she still can't stop taking her clothes off.  read more

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Miley Cyrus Topless, Tiger Woods Dick and Lindsey Vonn Vagina Done Been Hacked

Hacking seems very 2011. Or four years past the time Jennifer Lawrence and Scarlett Johansson got the FBI involved and started arresting people with real jail time. So far less fun than it used to be. read more

The Miley Cyrus De-Slutting

In the new issue of Harper's Bazaar, Miley Cyrus opens up about her recent move to look like crusty Coachella remnants mixed with some Little House on the Prairie red light district realness. Cyrus is shedding her wild child image in favor of a soulful country return,... read more

Miley Cyrus Proves Worth

Miley Cyrus took to Instagram to prove that she's fuckable in a new picture. The singer can be seen sucking down her day's worth of calories in a red bikini alongside two of her captives. The beginning-of-summer bikini selfie is as quintessential to a celebrity as sweaty... read more

Miley Cyrus Offers Wise Advice

Miley Cyrus wants her little sister Noah be a breakout music star without feeling a need to react to constant online criticisms. Who needs to hear, hey, you can't sing a lick, or hey, you look like Billy Ray's high school yearbook photo with even deeper jowls. read more

Miley Cyrus Rewards With One Hand, Punishes With the Other

Imagine the struggle of young celebrities that are neither educated or well-read but must contribute their opinions as if well informed. May you never know the burden of having millions of people respecting your thoughts without any justification.   read more

Miley Cyrus Brought Herself to Tears

Miley Cyrus has re-launched herself for the seventh time. Each launch generates tons of negative comments from the general public followed by tens of millions of dollars into the Miley Cyrus Foundation for a Kick Ass Life.  read more

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Amber Heard Waterlogged Cleavage and Shit Around the Web

Gabrielle Caunesil, Petra Nemcova, and more! read more

Miley Cyrus Clean and Sober

Miley Cyrus has been off weed for nine weeks. The same for booze and other drugs. In the timeline of her substance intake starting with Hannah Montana, it's relatively short, but in terms of sobriety durations for former child actors, nine weeks is a lifetime. read more

Miley Cyrus Image Change

Miley Cyrus is apparently having a hard time coming to grips with the fact that she is Miley Cyrus. For anyone over thirty, this would be the thickly veneered daughter of country music hack Billy Ray Cyrus, an ass clown who had a novelty hit popular in bars where people... read more