Miley Cyrus Topless For Plastik And Shit Around The Web

Miley Cyrus took off her clothes for Plastik magazine. To be fair she'd take her clothes off for some chicken nuggets and some attention from an older man. How many nuggets is up to the haggle.read more

Miley Cyrus Has a Tattoo Problem

Miley Cyrus got a new tattoo. Like most super chill people into body art, she shared it with tons of exclamation points and hashtags on Instagram. Cyrus noted her new tattoo was the planet Jupiter while many of the 100,000 people who have the free time to interact with a Miley selfie noted that her tattoo planet sure looked like Saturn. The one with the rings around it. That we learned about in first grade.read more

Miley Cyrus Topless Photos Posted By Loyal Assistant

It's hard to imagine a worse job in this world than toady to Miley Cyrus. Your friends think it's super cool, but take a really good look at your friends. Right. Cheyne Thomas who is a guy you see toting Cyrus' lube jars and weed seven steps behind her shared a whole shitload of candid photos of Miley Cyrus from their time together. Most celebrities would freak if their assistants shared their topless drug moments...read more

Miley Cyrus and Family Ruin Knicks Game.

ISIS could take out the court-side seats of any NBA game and we'd have to thank them for the herd culling we're too cowardly to do ourselves. No, you only imagine professional ballplayerswant to high five you after making a shot. Jack Nicholson aside, obviously. His pussy tales alone make him sacrosanct. Miley Cyrus and her mom and older sister and other people she pays for almost ruined the Cavs-Knicks game over the...read more

Miley Cyrus Topless Before Ditching America

Miley Cyrus went looking for more outfits to give old men erections at the store before preparing to leave the country if Donald Trump is elected President. Because people have short memories they don't recall that every four years celebrities threaten to leave the United States if the Republican candidate is elected President. They never leave. This year many have upped the ante by tacking on phrases like "I'm...read more

Miley Is A Topless Floor Licking Floosie And Shit Around The Web

Miley Cyrus' latest move is to go topless and lick the floor like a slutty mop. You can find girls in China to do this for eleven bucks an evening and that includes massage. This doesn't seem like a career with room for much growth. Behold the glory of her grossness. (Hollywood Tuna) Amber Rose tests the tensile strength of Spandex. (Last Men On Earth) Josephine Skriver takes off her top and other fun. (Egotastic...read more

Miley Cyrus Super Stoked

Miley Cyrus woke up the world this morning with dirty puns about Woody Allen tapping her for his upcoming Amazon TV series project. Amazon originally announced the TV project last year but once Mia Farrow's kids stopped accusing Allen of fingerings in the attic he no longer needed the immediate publicity cover. The Miley Cyrus selection is curiousgiven the fact that Miley Cyrus can't act and her bridgework is so...read more

Macklemore Calls The Kettle White And Shit Around The Web

Macklemore made yet another song apologizing for being a white guy in a black dominated business that rips off hip hop culture. He compared himself to Iggy Azelea and Miley Cyrus and Elvis, to name just a few horrible horrible people who like himself aren't giving back the huge gobs of money. What a douchenozzle. (TMZ) What happens when gay dudes have to touch a vajayjay? Hilarity. (Last Men On Earth) Scout Wilson...read more

Miley Cyrus Is Smarter Than You

The Miley Cyrus attention train keeps rolling on. Depending on how serious you believe she takes her own shtick, she's either the world's biggest self-aggrandized circus clown or she's a genius marketer who's found a raunchy niche that prints endless amounts of money. It could be a combo. How does she get Maxim magazine to name her the sexiest woman in the world before they slip into oblivion, rake in $100 million on...

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Miley Cyrus Pretends To Be A Cum Loving Topless Baby (VIDEO)

Feminists are lauding the symbolism of female celebrities infantilized by the male dominated media culture as reckoned in Miley Cyrus' profound new music video, BB Talk. They are neglecting to mention this video was put together by the same dude that did Blurred Lines they called out for being super exploitative and rapey.It seems pretty clear Cyrus' song is about how dudes love her to act cutesy and baby like while...read more

Bill Murray Stands Accused

The girls with pay for your own iPads at Jezebel wanted to remind everybody on the heels of the Very Murray Christmas special on Netflix that Bill Murray was once accused of beating his wife, by his wife, during their divorce proceedings. No crimes was ever charged or adjudicated. Mia Farrow rules apply to people you hate. Men. And that anorexic blond Republican chick on Fox. JEZEBEL:Reminder: Your Celebrity Folk Hero...read more

Miley Cyrus Nude Outtakes From Uncle Terry

Terry Richardson and Miley Cyrus locked in a photo studio with nobody to say the word 'gross'. Suck on this. Squat on that. Pretend you're relocating a Syrian refugee into your twat. Why is Akram weeping? Two more hours until my mom picks me up. I think your cock just fixed my overbite. Photo Credit: Terry Richardsonread more

Miley Cyrus Shock Value

I intend to be one of those parents who doesn't give a shit what they're kids are up to at any given moment. The odds that they end up being meth addicts or blowingup their schools is relativelylow and the benefit of being super fucking lazy is immeasurable. Here's your vegan granola, are you eighteen yet? You can complain once you get to college, they'll listen. I'd bet ninety-percent of parents whose little girls...

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Miley Cyrus Nude With Strap On for Uncle Terry

Is it too much to call Miley Cyrus the Rosa Parks of marmoset faced sexuality? It's hard not to find some level of admiration for Hannah Montana growing up into the poster child for mainstream pornography. Good girls are inherently boring. Chicks with strap ons who urge Terry Richardson to cover them with cum and decent lighting pen more interesting memoirs. She's not sitting in a North Face tent on center campus...read more

Miley Cyrus Nude For V Magazine

Miley Cyrus doesn't have long to live after tonguing The AIDS piano. Not to mention that Victoria Secret model's bunghole sans dental dam. Why not go down swinging. A quickie album seems out of the question given the time constraints of current audio masking technology. Take off your clothes and snap some pictures. Please pass the Shea butter. My gender neutral vagina is cracking. Photo Credit: Instagram/V Magazineread more