Miley Cyrus Impersonator Denies Blackface (VIDEO)

A yet to be released show called Thanks for Trying has some top shelf panties in a bunch because it features a likeness of Miley Cyrus performing in blackface read more

Miley Cyrus Pissed About Blackface

According to anonymous sources who are probably fake, Miley Cyrus is pissed that a Miley Cyrus impersonator agreed to perform as Miley in blackface in an upcoming TV pilot. read more

Miley Cyrus Buzzkill

Miley Cyrus took to Instagram to eviscerate the increasingly consumer driven nature of Christmas while wearing four separate Christmas themed outfits that she purchased. She also bought a Christmas light necklace, antlers, and a big red and green bow for her head. read more

Miley Cyrus Finds Clarity

There will be a peaceful transition of power because Miley Cyrus just released a crying Facebook video where she promised to respect Donald Trump. Call off the tanks. It's unclear if she actually voted. read more

Miley Cyrus Stumping for Hillary

In the final weeks of the Presidential Election that began in earnest forty years ago for Hillary Clinton, the campaign has dispatched the likes of Katy Perry and Miley Cyrus to college campuses to remind the kids who their only choice is on election day. read more

Miley Cyrus Still Blathering About What Her Cunny Prefers

Miley Cyrus got a good kick in the promotions department when after splitting with Schwarzenegger's USC bio son she started making out with chicks and announcing she was gender fluid. That was something labeled incredibly 2015 before 2015 was even out. read more

Miley Cyrus Pay Gapped

Miley Cyrus did a lengthy interview with Elle discussing many topics. Central of which, how she prepares to be on The Voice, which mostly entails getting high and annoying the contestants on single cam. read more

Miley Cyrus Least Interesting Person In The World

Miley Cyrus is super unique and oozes individuality just ask her. There's something to be said for trying too hard. Are you a six? No problem just get a weird haircut and put fake horse teeth over your existing large teeth. read more

Miley Cyrus Topless For Plastik And Shit Around The Web

Miley Cyrus took off her clothes for Plastik magazine. To be fair she'd take her clothes off for some chicken nuggets and some attention from an older man. How many nuggets is up to the haggle. read more

Miley Cyrus Has a Tattoo Problem

Miley Cyrus got a new tattoo. Like most super chill people into body art, she shared it with tons of exclamation points and hashtags on Instagram. Cyrus noted her new tattoo was the planet Jupiter while many of the 100,000 people who have the free time to interact with a... read more

Miley Cyrus Topless Photos Posted By Loyal Assistant

It's hard to imagine a worse job in this world than toady to Miley Cyrus. Your friends think it's super cool, but take a really good look at your friends. Right. Cheyne Thomas who is a guy you see toting Cyrus' lube jars and weed seven steps behind her shared a whole... read more

Miley Cyrus and Family Ruin Knicks Game.

ISIS could take out the court-side seats of any NBA game and we'd have to thank them for the herd culling we're too cowardly to do ourselves. No, you only imagine professional ballplayerswant to high five you after making a shot. Jack Nicholson aside, obviously. His... read more