Good Looking People Seem Happy

It's easy to be happy when you're good looking. It's not just that you get everything you want pretty much by having to work much less hard than everybody else, but you also get things like self-esteem and confidence and sex with other good looking people. Often, you also get lots of money, at least much more than your less attractive peers. You'd think in a modern digital age with everybody hiding behind monitors...

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Milla Jovovich knows how to make a good commercial (update!)

I'm literally stunned to find out that Avon still exists, so if putting Milla Jovovich in a thong and then having her skirt twirl up wile filming an Avon commercial in New York today was intentional, than it was a terrific idea. If it was not intentional, then it's still a terrific idea, but I'm the one who should get credit for it because I'm the one who just said it. UPDATE AND CORRECTION - now with more pictures,...

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'Resident Evil: Retribution' has a trailer

A fifth 'Resident Evil' movie is on the way, with the Umbrella Corporation somehow still unable to kill Alice even though she stands completely still and perfectly upright in every gun fight. I just wish they had included a few more "this is my world" examples at the beginning though. 4 wasn't really enough, I'm gonna need at least 6 to understand the point they were trying to make.

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Milla Jovovich is in a bikini

You would be completely justified if you only hated Paul W. S. Anderson for directing idiotic movies that are completely unwatchable. Or for the fact that he got to marry Milla Jovovich based on the fact that he directs these shitty movies. But when you add in the womanly way he's sitting in these pictures of him and Milla yesterday in Mexico, you could probably walk up and punch him right in the face. I doubt it's...

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Milla Jovovich had a slip

Milla Jovovich went to Mikhail Gorbachev's 80th birthday at Royal Albert Hall in London earlier today, and she didn't wear a bra and the dress she wore sat pretty low. So at one point you could see her nipple. Hopefully this scandal won't wreck her career. (image source = getty and flynet)read more

Milla is completely awesome, naked

I've always thought Milla Jovovich was insanely gorgeous, and anyone who sees these pictures from the Fall issue of 'Purple' magazine will undoubtedly agree. I'll never understand how a hack like Paul Anderson tricked her into marriage. I guess his plan for hitting on her was cooler than mine, which was to ask her out and when she said no, stand there and nod and act like it was no big deal until my bottom lip started...

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STUFF FROM ALL OVER

SHIA LEBEOUF IS UNDER ARREST - "Transformers" star Shia LaBeouf was arrested early Sunday morning after he refused to leave a Chicago Walgreens at 2:30 AM. LaBeouf appeared to be intoxicated and was asked repeatedly to leave by security. He refused and so police were called. Hopefully his movie star teachers were called too. Walgreens? Booorrring. What happened to giving an underage Russian model too much coke and then...

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