Minka Kelly Has 2 Years Left

It's not for me to say how long a woman has left to find a guy without credit problems, but I'm giving Minka Kelly and her breasts two years. You can clock it from July rumors that she was Sean Penn's rebound hump after Charlize Theron's drugs wore off and she snatched up her African baby and ran. Two years seems like a long time but that's five more Olympics. Take that top down another button. You don't want to end...

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Sean Penn New Pussy

After losing his last inexplicably hot younger famous girlfriend, Sean Penn hasmoved on to thirty-five year old dubiously employed model and actressMinka Kelly, yet he still doesn't have a holiday. Kelly is a fixture on the Beverly Hills charity circuit, which just so happens to be a good place to meet rich dudes. Beyond that she lives in a fridge box. What was that about Haiti? Take it easy on my gag reflex. Penn is...

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Minka Kelly Is Getting Back Into Jeter Shape

When Derek Jeter finally retires from being forced to like Alex Rodriguez at the end of this baseball season, there will be a lot of questions surrounding his next move, including which girl he's going to have a lot of sex with. That means it's time for Minka Kelly to get back to the gym and get back into game shape, because she's in a perfect position to be there for her man once again and maybe even convince him to...

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Minka Kelly Is Still Perfect

I don't know if Minka Kelly is a neo-Nazi or if she has horrendous IBS and shits her pants every six seconds or if she's simply the worst human being on the face of the planet, but the fact that she isn't a bigger actress than she is simply astounds me. Jessica Alba is one of the worst actresses in the history of mankind and she's still considered an A-lister because she has an incredible body, and I'd take Minka over...

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Minka Kelly. Has a sex tape.

It seems like every celebrity sex tape always has at least one major problem. Either it's a celebrity you never actually wanted to see have sex, or the footage shakes around like they're being chased by the Cloverfield monster, or there's some weird filter as if I'm hunting the girl in the dark like Predator. Minka Kelly is prepared to take care of all of that. Minka Kelly is the latest in a long line of actresses to...read more

Minka Kelly knows how to wear a summer dress

Minka Kelly was in Washington DC yesterday, and just in case her dress wasn't cut low enough for you to see her tits, she was nice enough to walk right at the camera. Should I buy her some flowers now or something, because I feel like we're pretty much boyfriend and girlfriend after this. (image source = splash) [gallery id="6900"]

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Minka Kelly's Dog is on a Leash. Good, Just Checking.

Now that I found a way to legitimize gazing into Minka Kelly's ass in yoga pants, go ahead and gaze into Minka Kelly's ass in yoga pants. Brendon would have wanted it this way. (Image Source = Fame/Flynet)read more

Minka Kelly might be dating Fez now

The NY Daily News says that Minka Kelly and Wilmer Valderamma were seemingly together Saturday night at Beachers Madhouse in Hollywood, with a friend of his adding that the two are "getting to know each other". Which doesn't even sound ridiculous now that Elisabetta Canalis and Steve-O are dating. Also Kate Upton is dating Michael Cera now, and Megan Fox is fucking Luis Guzman on the side. Probably. [gallery...

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Minka Kelly is perfect all the time

Minka Kelly was out in Beverly Hills yesterday, and when you're as pretty as she is the universe perfectly lights you and gently blows your hair so you look like a shampoo commercial all the time. And when you see her in real life, it's in slow motion, everything around her is replaced by glittering stars, and 'Dream Weaver' plays. (image source = splash, inf) [gallery...

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Minka Kelly doesnt need make up

Some Hollywood stars (Katherine Heigl) who are considered hot actually look like (Katherine Heigl) hell in day to day real life (Hi Katherine Heigl!). But then there are timeless beauties like me and Minka Kelly, who arrived in Washington DC today without a stitch of make up and still looked gorgeous. I hope when we meet for the first time it's somewhere quiet, because she's probably gonna wanna start doing it right...

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Minka Kelly and 'Angels' are off to a bad start

Look, I get that every movie and TV show, especially ones with action, are filled with stuff that's impossible, with things that people can't do, but there's a point when you cross a line from "this is bad ass" to "that's just fucking stupid". Like the movie ‘Hanna', where not a single god damn thing makes any sense whatsoever. In the first 10 minutes an 80 pound little girl beats up two Marine RECON-types with her...

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Spike Guys Choice > MTV Movie

When it comes to deciding which summer awards show you might enjoy more, Spikes Guys Choice or MTV Movie, you have to consider that one has girls like Victorias Secret model Erin Heatherton and Minka Kelly actually making an effort to look hot, while the other has husky girls shrieking at pretend vampires. So just keep that in mind and then follow your heart. [gallery...

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Tuesday afternoon headlines

EMINEM - has cast porn star Sasha Grey to star in his video for Space Bound. If there's not a lyric about his semen being "face bound", now would be the time to add it. (the sun) ALYSSA MILANO - is pregnant for the first time, with her husband Dave Bugliari, an agent at CAA. I bet this guy wishes he'd heard that "face bound" lyric from the Eminem song. Would have saved him a lot of trouble. (people) ROSIE O'DONNELL -...read more

Monday afternoon headlines

COURTENEY COX - is single, and has been for a few months. She split from David Arquette after 11 years of marriage because of pictures showing him hanging out with another woman. Hopefully it will be Angelina Jolie, just to watch Jennifer Aniston go all apeshit. (tmz) MINKA KELLY - is the daughter of a single mom. Who was a stripper. While she raised Minka. If this chick doesn't do anal, it will shatter everything I...read more

Minka Kelly is the Sexiest Woman Alive

Minka Kelly has been named Esquire magazines Sexiest Woman Alive for 2010, and Holy Shit are we still going through this charade? She's awesome, she's fantastic, but, honestly, when was the last time you bought a magazine? Might as well name her Miss Wagon Wheel. If I get bored, I'll probably get up and go to the zoo more times than I'll buy a magazine this year. [gallery id="8395"]

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