Jenna Dewan Tatum and Minnie Driver Are Almost Naked

I don't know who else is in here. Damn, I want to be Photoshopped like Minnie Driver. I could be a god. You can't even see her brown tooth or that plate of St. Louis style ribs she ate in '98 that stuck around her hips. Sorry, Minnie, please don't quit Twitter again. There's Channing Tatum's wife. She looks good. Let's be honest, we all thought he was gay. Nia Long, she's in all those movies I don't go to see because...

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Minnie Driver Quits Twitter

Minnie Driver didn't really like the unflattering comments she received on her recent bikini pictures so she's leaving Twitter. First off, boo fucking hoo. Criticism really is tragic. Here's how social media works, Minnie. You are either naturally good looking in which case a ton of men will tell you how fucking hot you are all the time and assume you're smiley face emoticons mean they will soon be boning you in...

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Minnie Driver In A Bikini In Miami

Remember when Minnie Driver used to be the epitome of raw sexuality in Hollywood? When you'd lay in bed at night picturing her grotesquely brown tooth dripping with the byproduct of your lovemaking? Watching mediocre looking women slipping into slightly older mediocre women really is a hard process to endure. I do hear Minnie's never been happier. Actually, no, I lied. I made that up so you'd feel better about how...

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Minnie Driver Is Where the Sun Will Never Find Her -- The Beach

Minnie Driver is yet another one of the celebrities wearing those stupid Panama hats and oversized sunglasses and protective tops to shield her from the mindless killing machine that is El Sol. Here's a thing, if you're scared of the invisible death rays emitted by the blazing orb in the sky, how about hiding in a cave like the rest of the timid and weak. Get into your dark underground bunkers where skin cancer may...

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THIS IS GROSS

The good news is that getting pregnant made Christian Slaters Minnie Drivers humongous head look relatively normal. The bad news is everything else you see here. The big fat ass, the tat, the stretch marks, the mole. It's amazing she doesn’t have snakes for hair. [gallery ids="32001,32011,32021,32031,32041,32051,32061,32071"]

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