Miranda Kerr's Violent Stalker A Hunk

The guy who jumped Miranda Kerr's fence holding a love letter and then stabbed her security guard in the eye is apparently a real casanova. Who knows, she might still fall in love with him read more

Miranda Kerr Naked

Miranda Kerr is fully naked. This is no way should be construed to mean her career isn't going well since she divorced both Orlando Bloom and Victoria's Secret, both for being kind of randy and bisexual. read more

Miranda Kerr Bikini Goodness And Shit Around The Web

Miranda Kerr angrily quit Victoria's Secret and people told her she'd never work again. Close. Don't bite the hand that feeds you when that hand runs the bulk of the sweatshops in Southeast Asia. read more

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Coachella Concedes

It's hard to state the exact moment at which an annual countercultural event sells out. It's usually a process. Inevitably marked by Paris Hilton showing up in expensive clothes made to look vintage. Coachella was a music thing until somebody realized it could be a... read more

Miranda Kerr Seems Like a Good Planner

Miranda Kerr has been dating the rich kid who invented Snapchat and became a shit ton richer. Evan Spiegel's twenty-five and already plowed his way through a few models and a half-dozen first dates with Taylor Swift. Billionaires are the new millionaires. All the girls... read more

Miranda Kerr Seems Flexible

Miranda Kerr has that weird face that works if you're a model because you're instantly unique among the assembly line of similar looking female perfect faces. If she worked in IT at Verizon, she'd be called duck face behind her back even though technically hotter than... read more

Miranda Kerr Plunging Dress Because Why Pay Ten Grand to Cover Your Tits

Cannes is that jackass dude with tons of cash who always has a hot girlfriend. The one you originally thought you'd like to murder in his sleep, but later decided it would be more fun to wake him first and taunt him with his pending demise. The trucks and boats full of... read more

MIranda Kerr Seems To Have Tits

The best thing about these inane Parisian fashion shows is seeing tons and tons of half-naked models. That and the fresh baguettes and the discounted admission fees to the French Museum of Epic Surrenders. Also the saucy river whores will snuff out their cigarettes... read more

Miranda Kerr Poses Topless And Covered For A Photo Shoot By Sebastian Faena

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Two Millionaires Got Into A Fist Fight Over Miranda Kerr (VIDEO)

Australian media moguls David Gyngell and James Packer have been friends for most of their lives, and David was the best man at James' wedding to Erica Baxter in 2007. But things got a little tense between the two friends last week, when they tried to beat the living... read more

Miranda Kerr Looks Tanned and Rested

I think somebody once called divorce a little death. But everybody seems to be pretty damn happy after divorce, as opposed to a funeral, where there are tears and suffering and loss. Though, in both cases, there is usually some opportunity for reckless sexual... read more

Miranda Kerr Seems Happy

I know many young women dream of marrying a devilishly handsome gay dude who rides a scooter. I've never been a woman, but I can only imagine the allure of a man with whom you can spend hours scarf shopping and talking about the Namibian bitches at work. Still, the... read more