Elizabeth Turner Round Bright Eyes and Shit Around the Web

  Famous centerfolds, nude Toronto natives, and more! read more

Erika Jordan Leopard Print For Life and Shit Around the Web

NSFW NYFW pics, Miranda Kerr's butt, and more! read more

Alessandra Ambrosio Delicious Treats and Shit Around the Web

  Lottie Moss rocks a bikini, a Former Miss USA gets engaged, and more! read more

Miranda Kerr Accepts Gifts Graciously

Miranda Kerr is the latest celebrity forced to hand over wildly expensive gifts sent by Jho Low, one of the shady investors working with the Malaysian Prime Minister to funnel billions away from the nation's economic development fund. Low is the same guy who sent Picasso... read more

Karlie Kloss Jacket, No Shirt and Shit Around the Web

  Miranda Kerr laundering money, Ashley Haas’ avocados, and more! read more

Snapchat Worth $24 Billion, Bella Thorne Snaps Her Pierced Nips to Explain Why

Snapchat is how every Generation Z citizen of this nation will consume content. Or not. It's worth $24 billion dollars officially following it's Initial Public Offering today.  read more

Snapchat Losing Money So Fast It's Going to Be Rich

Snapchat is about to become the latest massive dollar tech IPO, meaning Evan Spiegel will be worth several billion dollars and Miranda Kerr finally will say aye to anal. This despite the fact that Snapchat lost $515 million in 2016, beating out the $372 million it lost in... read more

Miranda Kerr's Violent Stalker A Hunk

The guy who jumped Miranda Kerr's fence holding a love letter and then stabbed her security guard in the eye is apparently a real casanova. Who knows, she might still fall in love with him read more

Miranda Kerr's Security Guard Better Than Kim Kardashian's

A guy tried to scale the gate of the Malibu home of Miranda Kerr, the Australian Victoria's Secret model who used to be married to Orlando Bloom, but now she's marrying the dude who owns Snapchat.  read more

Miranda Kerr Naked

Miranda Kerr is fully naked. This is no way should be construed to mean her career isn't going well since she divorced both Orlando Bloom and Victoria's Secret, both for being kind of randy and bisexual. read more

Miranda Kerr Bikini Goodness And Shit Around The Web

Miranda Kerr angrily quit Victoria's Secret and people told her she'd never work again. Close. Don't bite the hand that feeds you when that hand runs the bulk of the sweatshops in Southeast Asia. read more

Coachella Concedes

It's hard to state the exact moment at which an annual countercultural event sells out. It's usually a process. Inevitably marked by Paris Hilton showing up in expensive clothes made to look vintage. Coachella was a music thing until somebody realized it could be a... read more