Nicki Minaj's Publicists Need Better Metaphors

It was an up and down weekend for Nicki Minaj. She spoiled rumors that her own people planted in the news that she was pregnant by posing in a series of revealing latex albums. In the old days, women used to simply say, nah, I'm not pregnant. Social media has changed... read more

Nicki Minaj Snapchat Hotness And Shit Around The Web

Nicki Minaj knows that Snapchat is for scantily clad pictures. She could sing, but, you know. Her ass is more real. read more

Nicki Minaj Is a Beast

Nicki Minaj has received two nominations for the Teen Choice Awards. Neither of them had to do with wanting to lose your virginity in her ginormous fake ass. Let's just assume girls make up the bulk of the online voting. Minaj celebrated by posting pictures to Instagram... read more

Nicki Minaj And Madonna Fashion Forward

The Met Gala is New York's version of the Oscars, only you don't have to have a job to attend, just a really expensive dress. Until fully audited, consider it a fundraiser for the Metropolitan Museum which needs to remain open so student filmmakers at NYU have somewhere... read more

Nicki Minaj and Farrah Abraham Go Lincoln Douglas

Nicki Minaj called Teen Mom a #BigCUNTon Twitterbecause Farrah Abraham spoke rudely to her mom on some MTV reality show where ugly people with lots of makeup dab their eyes with tiny facial wipes. Twitter turns out to be the perfect universe for the limited lobed people... read more

Cosby Costume Deemed Offensive

Nicki Minaj and other responsible party trick or treaters took time away from looking like inflatable human fuck toys to criticize the inflatable raping Bill Cosby costume. If you set aside the feelings of a hundred rape victims for one evening, the costume itself is... read more

NIcki Minaj And LeAnn Rimes Halloween Titties in White

Some time in the 1980's slutty women stole Halloween from the children and nobody gave a damn because slutty women are where children come from and people inherently respect causality. Now every Halloween costume for woman begins and ends with -- how does it make my tits... read more

Beyonce Showed Up Big For Business

The streaming music Tidal has swept the nation and re-defined the way music is consumed by being completely forgotten about since their underwhelming launch six months ago. Tidal was the brain child of Jay Z and a bunch of other extremely high earning music stars who... read more

Nicki Minaj Still Getting Waxed

Nicki Minaj's wax figure at Madame Tussauds in Vegas behaves a lot like it's namesake in that it shows little emotion and is continually railed by strangers. Tons of people are posing inappropriately with the figure because it's fucking hilarious. I still want to know... read more

Nicki Minaj Bastard Child

Nicki Minaj got drunk off malt liquor which isn't even liquor and makes no sense much like her career and said that random rapper dude Meek Mill was her "baby father." If you don't use poor grammar stylisticallyor simply never went to kindergarten she's saying he knocked... read more

Twits Make Peace And Shit Around The Web

Everyone can relax, the worst tragedy of our time is over. Taylor Swift has apologized to Nicki Minaj for being such a self-centered cunt. Now we can all get on with our lives. It's like the Yalta agreement but dumb. (The Superficial) Julia Lescova would like you to look... read more

Nicki Minaj Race Ass Shamed

If you start with the premise that the MTV Video Music Awards are as prestigious as medals handed to the fat kid who couldn't finish the hundred, all arguments over who or who should not be nominated or awarded are necessarily pointless and inane. Nicki Minaj was... read more