Nicki Minaj Is a Beast

Nicki Minaj has received two nominations for the Teen Choice Awards. Neither of them had to do with wanting to lose your virginity in her ginormous fake ass. Let's just assume girls make up the bulk of the online voting. Minaj celebrated by posting pictures to Instagram of her exaggerated cartoon fuck toy body in lingerie.read more

Nicki Minaj And Madonna Fashion Forward

The Met Gala is New York's version of the Oscars, only you don't have to have a job to attend, just a really expensive dress. Until fully audited, consider it a fundraiser for the Metropolitan Museum which needs to remain open so student filmmakers at NYU have somewhere to guerrilla shoot. More movies about what it's like to grow up with two literati parents who ignored you, please.read more

Nicki Minaj and Farrah Abraham Go Lincoln Douglas

Nicki Minaj called Teen Mom a #BigCUNTon Twitterbecause Farrah Abraham spoke rudely to her mom on some MTV reality show where ugly people with lots of makeup dab their eyes with tiny facial wipes. Twitter turns out to be the perfect universe for the limited lobed people who like watching porn stars just talk about their problems as a form of entertainment. You ever worry your insults aren't terse enough? Try Twitter....

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Cosby Costume Deemed Offensive

Nicki Minaj and other responsible party trick or treaters took time away from looking like inflatable human fuck toys to criticize the inflatable raping Bill Cosby costume. If you set aside the feelings of a hundred rape victims for one evening, the costume itself is actually fucking hilarious. Nicki Minaj lamented the desensitized modern generation without any sort of irony or explanation by her business people as to...

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NIcki Minaj And LeAnn Rimes Halloween Titties in White

Some time in the 1980's slutty women stole Halloween from the children and nobody gave a damn because slutty women are where children come from and people inherently respect causality. Now every Halloween costume for woman begins and ends with -- how does it make my tits look? Which is more relevant than am I spooky and less relevant than can I be fucked in my costume and still return it with a straight face on...

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Beyonce Showed Up Big For Business

The streaming music Tidal has swept the nation and re-defined the way music is consumed by being completely forgotten about since their underwhelming launch six months ago. Tidal was the brain child of Jay Z and a bunch of other extremely high earning music stars who didn't like not earning even more for their streamed music. Tidal runs the risk of being the first thing Jay Z has ever touched that didn't turn to gold....

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Nicki Minaj Still Getting Waxed

Nicki Minaj's wax figure at Madame Tussauds in Vegas behaves a lot like it's namesake in that it shows little emotion and is continually railed by strangers. Tons of people are posing inappropriately with the figure because it's fucking hilarious. I still want to know what you're doing in a wax museum but if you're paying thirty bucks to look at waxpeople you'd better at least get a nut off. In a move that is clearly...

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Nicki Minaj Bastard Child

Nicki Minaj got drunk off malt liquor which isn't even liquor and makes no sense much like her career and said that random rapper dude Meek Mill was her "baby father." If you don't use poor grammar stylisticallyor simply never went to kindergarten she's saying he knocked her up. That's assuming she's pregnant but we'll wait for the sex tape to confirm. Minaj is now backtracking her comments and there's an entire...

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Twits Make Peace And Shit Around The Web

Everyone can relax, the worst tragedy of our time is over. Taylor Swift has apologized to Nicki Minaj for being such a self-centered cunt. Now we can all get on with our lives. It's like the Yalta agreement but dumb. (The Superficial) Julia Lescova would like you to look at her bare naked tits. (Egotastic All-Stars) Justin Bieber loves to gleam the cube. If you get that reference you are old. (TMZ) Delilah Parillo is...

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Nicki Minaj Race Ass Shamed

If you start with the premise that the MTV Video Music Awards are as prestigious as medals handed to the fat kid who couldn't finish the hundred, all arguments over who or who should not be nominated or awarded are necessarily pointless and inane. Nicki Minaj was nominated for two VMAs this year, but not for the Music Video of the Year Award for some music video somebody not her made. She took her anger out on Twitter...

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Kanye Divorces

Just 25-days ago America's finest music makerswere on a podium declaring the death of Spotify and Pandora and announcing the launch of Tidal, the true artist-fair music app. Kanye West, Madonna, that dude in the Mickey Mouse head, and Nicki Minaj got doe-eyed explaining howTidal would cost only twice as much as its competitors so Madonna could afford a decentoneg shabbat spread for her Kabbalah cluster. That pretty...

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Nicki Minaj Scares Kid Straight

Nicki Minaj let some twelve year old kid in Northern Ireland sing with her on stage and pressed his head up to her giant fake tits so he could hear the sound of an outpatient clinic. The kid was super excited to meet Minaj and began to sob which couldget you sent to a special camp in that country. Gay or straight it's all pheromones at that point as youbriefly harken back to your time on the prairie. Minaj thinks...

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Nicki Minaj Posts Nip Slip To Instagram

That looks a lot like Derek Jeter and Nicki Minaj's nipple. Two things that could use a good humility punch in the areola. I wasn't really sure how short and unnecessary Nicki Minaj was until I saw her standing next to a professional athlete. She wouldn't be all that hard to pack in a crate and load onto a cargo ship for Paraguay. It's landlocked, so the last few miles might be bumpy. She'll probably freestyle a few...

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Nicki Minaj Shows Off Her Tits to Bitch About Men

Bud Light sponsored one of their Whatever Happens party before the Super Bowl in Phoenix. Whatever Happens is where you pretend Bud Light is a precursor to some of life's more memorable evenings. Sort of like most great Hemingway novels begin at El Pollo Loco. Nicki Minaj was the surprise musical guest flashing all kinds of titty and ranting about how men are disloyal cheating fucks. Which is true, but not something...

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Nicki Minaj Rolling Stone Outtakes

Rolling Stone magazine apparently has outtakes. This is not to be confused with retractions, like after misleading rape accusations. This is content by Terry Richardson. A guy a bunch of young models claimed ear raped them. There, that's not confusing. Nicki Minaj did the cover of Rolling Stone recently because she's very popular and has enormous tits and ass. Also, because I think she has a friend who knows a guy...

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