Hot Women Come Out for The AIDS

Girls go nuts for The AIDS. These amFAR events scheduled around the world in concurrence with various Fashion Weeks bring out the best looking ladies. Dress up, show off, there are men with money and not long to live here. Best party ever. Condoms are ten grand each. You're going to want at least two. Photo Credit: Splashread more

Emma Roberts and Bella Thorne Tits at People's Choice Awards After Party

The People's Choice Awards is a real thing invented by the networks so that their crappy shows and celebrities could win awards before the Golden Globes and Oscars cut back to people who at least spend some effort trying to be imaginative. The highlight of the evening was when Leslie Mann got her hand stuck on Dakota Fanning's dress and almost ripped her gown in the back while congratulating her on winning the award...read more

Nicky Hilton Flashes Panties on Her Wedding Day

Nicky Hilton flashed her panties on her wedding day because beneath a $100,000 dress at a million dollar wedding still beats the heart of a Hilton. She may be boring and dull and occasionally tested with a glass slide beneath her nostrils for signs of life, but only a Rothschild gets to see the hooch. Consider this one of those stores where they don't have price tags and if you have to ask, you can't afford it. Those...

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Nicky Hilton Butt Cheeks And Shit Around The Web

Nicky Hilton showed off her butt cheeks and thong through a cut outdress at a Versace show. In other news, Nicky Hilton is still alive and this is the most interesting moment of her life. Behold the Nicky Hilton thumper. (Egotastic) Khloe Kardashian is probably fucking James Harden. (TMZ) Kim Kardashian desecrates the flag by wearing it on her greasy body. (Huffington Post) Charlotte McKinney displays her tits in GQ....

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Nicky Hilton Found a Purpose

It's hard to say which of the fractured Hilton ducklings is the least horrible. I'm going with Nicky. In ten years of tracking celebrities I've never seen Nicky not on her cellphone, but fuck, if the worst thing you can say about a Hilton is they're a tedious chatterbug, you have you best Hilton ever. After dropping out of fashion school and pretending to run a few phony failed businesses in her 20's, Nicky Hilton had...

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Nicky Hilton Is Now Boring in a Bikini

When the answer is Paris Hilton and the question is which Hilton sister got all the charm, you might as well wrist cut your way out of the Jeopardy competition if you're the other one. There's an opiated elderly woman in Western China who has barely moved on a porch rocking chair for the past thirty years as her teeth drop into the crusty mound of feces beneath her who'd make better company for a two hour layover than...

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What The Fuck Happened to Books?

It's no wonder the kids aren't reading books anymore. It seems like only last year the New York BookExpo hosted masters of the ink and paper like Gwyneth Paltrow with her perfect recipes for guilt-free paella and a happy marriage. This year we got Farrah Abraham, Nicky Hilton, and Lena Dunham, the Hemingways of the Millennials. Of the three of them, Lena is the only one capable of fashioning the written word. If...

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Nicky Hilton In A Bikini

If Paris Hilton didn't do all the stupid wretched party girl shit she does, she'd just be her sister, Nicky. Boring as fuck. Two working eyes, but still unable to see her own boringness. Paris is filming her reality show so she needed Nicky to come by in her bikini. I think they shot Nicky up with a tranquilizer and moved her onto a beach chair for filming. Not super legal. Though it will end up being the most...

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Paris Hilton spoke at the European School Of Economics awards

The European School Of Economics Foundation Vision And Reality Awards were held last night in New York and attended by Paris Hilton, and though it may look like I found two unrelated sentences, cut them in half and then crammed them together, that is not the case. European economists had an awards show in New York, and Paris and Nicky Hilton were there. And they even spoke. About economics. The picture above shows...

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my, what a fancy party

To be fair, maybe Lindsay Lohan didn't sneak into last nights Weinstein Company party, because it seems Kim Kardashian and the Hilton sisters were also there. How prestigious! Suffice to say no one should touch anything in that room until it's been boiled. [gallery id="7155"]

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FAT BITCH

Nicky Hilton. I was gonna do this elaborate guessing game thing where we make fun of this bony bitch and the answer was Nicky Hilton. But then I realized what I was doing and stopped. Because fuck her. She doesn't even do anything. So I'm glad to see she's supper skinny. Hopefully she has an eating disorder. I also hope some big mean dog chases her and then bites her and gives her something. Wait, did I say "bites"? I...

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NICKY HILTON IS A SOLID 7

Nicky Hilton is still in Hawaii for Christmas, and yesterday she looked a little better than she did the day before, mostly because her bikini no longer looks like a bunched-up diaper. She actually has a good body for a spoiled racist, it's her stupid fat face that ruins everything. She'd be pretty hot if you chopped off her head, but although I haven't actually checked, I have to assume it's illegal to F a decapitated...

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NICKY HILTON IS OKAY, I GUESS

You probably weren't wondering, but if for some reason you were, Nicky Hilton spent Christmas day on Maui. Which bugs me to no end. I know people say she's prettier than Paris but asking if Paris Hilton could get any uglier is like asking if a turkey could get any uglier. So Nicky Hilton and a turkey are in a tie for the coveted title of, "Prettier Than Paris Hilton". Last years winner was Every Other Woman On The...

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NICKY HILTON ISNT HELPING

Shockingly, Nicky Hilton does not feel that her sister Paris should be going to jail on Monday for repeatedly driving with a suspended license after a DUI. Hilton says:"I think she should definitely be punished, but going to jail for a traffic violation is pretty absurd." Oh fuck you whore. Don't act like Paris rolled through a stop sign one night and the next thing you know a SWAT team repelled down from a helicopter...

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NICKY HILTON IS A FAILURE

The Chicago Tribune says that the development group who planned to finance Nicky Hilton hotels in Chicago and Miami is pulling their money off the table and walking away. The group is still involved with both sites and still plan to run them as hotels but they will not be involved with Nicky Hilton. The first hotel was set to open in Miami in November of 2006 but has not had an official opening date for some time. The...

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