As Goes the Pirelli Calendar So Goes the World

Topless wall calendars were popularized long ago by auto parts company that realized that chicks with big tits would make for free brand promotion hanging in every single working garage around the world. read more

Nicole Kidman Nippy In The Desert And Shit Around The Web

Nicole Kidman has made a shit ton of movies you've never heard of or seen but that feature her super big nipples in some state of excitement on camera. This is why white people win all the Oscars. Talk about pretty in pink. (Egotastic All-Stars) Jennifer Bambi Martinez... read more

Scientologists Really Really Angry

A new documentary called Going Clear is being roundly applauded at the Sundance Film Festival which likely means it's cloying and unwatchable. It spills a bunch of beans about Scientology like how they abuse children and subvert labor laws andhypothesizes Nicole Kidman... read more

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China Eats American

When it's time to dial up Americana for your big Chinese golf tournament, your party invite plan immediately moves to Morgan Freeman, Chris Evans, and Kenny G. That's God, Captain America, and a fey alto sax player to make the lingering Communist propagandists happy in... read more

Nicole Kidman Chesty At The Celebrate Life Ball In Melbourne

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Nicole Kidman Knocked Over By Paparazzi On A Bike

Natural redhead Nicole Kidman is pressing charges against paparazzo Carl Wu after he knocked her on her Aussie ass during Fashion Week. The photographer was trying to take pictures when he lost control of his bike and crashed into the tallest of Tom Cruise's former... read more

Last Night Was The Oscars, Here Are The Boobs That Showed Up

Last night was The 85th Annual Academy Awards and I'm completely ashamed to say I watched the entire thing. To sum it up, Seth MacFarlane did surprisingly not shitty, Jennifer Lawrence fell down, the Best Director winner was bullshit, Ben Affleck got snubbed, then didn't... read more

Nicole Kidman is spooky

The Four Seasons hotel in Beverly Hills should probably let their guests know Nicole Kidman is staying there. I'm not brave, and she's zombie white, so if I saw her walking the halls at night I would seriously freak the fuck out. "What do you want from me spirit, why... read more

this is supposed to be Nicole Kidman

Nicole Kidman looked like she should be sitting on a ventriloquists knee 5 days ago at the US Open, but according to V magazine she's actually an immortal 19-year-old with a rock hard ass and no pores. "Hello 9-1-1? I ran at Nicole Kidman with a wooden stake but she... read more

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Nicole Kidman forgot something

Nicole Kidman went to a screening of her movie 'Paperboy' at Cannes last night wearing a dress that also acted as a thermometer. So be grateful it's not Khloe Kardashian wearing it, because then we'd have to see her dick. Or dicks, whatever the case may be. She has to... read more

Nicole Kidman pee'd on Zac Efrons face and chest

Nicole Kidman plays a white trash slut so well in 'the Paperboy' that they might as well have called it 'the Dina Lohan Story', especially since they'll both be remembered for the awful thing that came out of their vaginas. As the Huffingtom Post says... "The Paperboy"... read more

can you even tell who this is?

This very famous actress arrived at the airport in Nice today on her way to the Cannes Film Festival, but who is it? Is it the ghost of Shelly Long? Does Taylor Swift have progeria? I'll give you a hint: it's Nicole Kidman. Did that help? Have you figured out who this... read more