eva longoria can clear up this nicollette sheridan thing

Yesterday it was reported that Nicollette Sheridan is suing Marc Cherry, the creator of ‘Desperate Housewives', and alleging that he slapped her in the face, then fired her when she threatened to report him. It's a wild story, but luckily Eva Longoria was on Ryan Seacrests radio show today, and she's probably really clear about this whole thing. "I'm really confused about this whole thing. I would love to see her to...

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nicollette sheridan got slapped in the face

Nicollette Sheridan has made some astounding claims about Marc Cherry, the creator of "Desperate Housewives," alleging he SLAPPED HER IN THE FACE after she questioned something in the script, then fired her when she threatened to tell on him. No one likes a tattle-tale, Nicollette. Nicollette is suing for assault and battery, gender violence and wrongful termination. Sheridan is suing for more than $20 million....

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This hot bitch is 46

Nicollette Sheridan hit the beach in Malibu yesterday with the worlds happiest dog, and it's crazy to think that this sexy bitch is 46-years-old (Nicollette, not the dog). Her house must be on some wormhole that bends the laws of time and space. Like if we could see the living room, President Lincoln would be wrestling Charlemagne. And upstairs there would be a gorilla in glasses and he's looking at this huge LCD...

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nicollette missed a spot

"Desperate Housewives" star Nicolette Sheridan hit up Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills last night, and apparently was too rushed getting out the door to pack everything where it belongs. She’s apparently … um … hm. Let’s just say if you were going down on her, you’d have to part the curtains like they do at the movies in order to see the main event. And you’d have to have one of those miners’ helmets with the flashlight on it...

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NICOLLETTE STILL WORKIN THAT BIKINI

I'm really surprised that it’s almost November, yet Nicolette Sheridan is still prancing around in a bikini. I thought this was just gonna be a summer thing, like fireworks or pressuring some model to get an abortion.(picture source = bauer griffin) [gallery id="139"]

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BAM BITCHES

Nicolette Sheridan hit the beach in Malibu again yesterday in damn near nothing, and it was every bit as awesome as that sounds. I don't know why she ever wears anything else. In all the Desperate Housewives fan fiction I write, she's in nothing but bikinis. I don’t think it would kill them to film just one. [gallery id="171"]

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NICOLLETTE SHERIDAN IS THE WINNER

Even at the age of 44, Nicollette Sheridan won the bikini contest this weekend in Malibu, as she pranced around the beach and put to shame the bodies of girls half her age. This whore has been super hot for like 25 years now. She really should be more famous, but from like 1990 to 2004, she was in nothing but ridiculously stupid movies. Like, they would, like for some reason a pig had to be an FBI agent, and she was...

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OH HEY LOOK

"Desperate Housewives" star Nicollette Sheridan is in St Barts this week with her boyfriend Michael Bolton (not the guy from Office Space) and at one point yesterday she almost ran right out of her bikini top (bam). And, yeah, that was pretty much it. Look, I can't hold your hand your entire life you know. [gallery ids="5488,5489,5490,5491,5493,5494,5495,5496,5497,5498,5499,226631"]

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