Nikki Lund And Nikki Leigh Take Their Workouts Seriously

One of these mega-yammed bleached blond Nikkis is a Playboy model and the other is currently designing a line of leopard skin pants with Richie Sambora. I could look it up and figure out which one is which, but that would break our implied social contract. We pretend that we stumbled upon these two fun-sized lasses working the 3-lb dumbbells in their backyard. They pretend they don't know there's a cameraman snapping...

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Nikki Leigh In A Bikini

Who are these 138 Water people? Is this even real or is some kind of Halloween III: Season of the Witch scheme where all the bandwagoners will be holding a bottle of 138 Water in their hands on All Hallowed Saints Day and worms will crawl out of their putrified brains. I have to think Kirstie Alley is pitching just this kind of devious world conquering shit in the Hydra Room at the Scientology center. If you're dumb...

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Nikki Leigh In A Bikini

If you went solely by Nikki Leigh photo shoots, you'd think she spends her days by a pool in a bikini in the Hollywood Hills. But when you dig a little deeper you find that she actually spends her days by a pool in a bikini in the Hollywood Hills. Being a hot woman must really just be a stellar gig. Minus all the molestations coming up the ranks. But they make medicines to forget all the bad parts now. Photo Credit:...

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Nikki Leigh in Lingerie

At some point, they're going to run out of 'guy things' for Nikki Leigh to rub her body against in bikinis and lingerie. But today is not that day. The Playboy model is either selling cars or selling stockings or maybe just providing the test photos used for the Boy Scouts to determine which kids are gay in the troop. Yes, Billy, she does have wicked shoes. Now please wrap this yellow 'G' around your arm before we...

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Playboy Is Selling Condoms

Playboy is spiraling the financial drain, but they're not going down without protection. Everybody wants a licensed condom covering their dick. There's not a dude I know who isn't showing off the trademarked logos on his prophylactic. And I can't imagine the thrill a lady feels when she knows her man thought ahead, thought about her, and thought Playboy. Yep, it's just about over for the legendary brand, but they can...

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Nikki Leigh In A Bikini

Nikki Leigh is a Playboy Playmate, a moniker that stays with you for life. Sort of like herpes, except you don't want that for life, unless maybe you got it from long rounds of sexually deviant pursuits with Nikki Leigh. In which case, you've got what some would call 'acceptable losses'. Here's Nikki modeling in bikinis in Santa Monica. I'd have to really ponder what would be acceptable losses with Nikki. But nobody...

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Raquel Pomplun Is Your New PMOY, Let's Party

In an annual tradition just about this time each year, Hugh Hefner's body is lifted from its cryogenic lube tank and he's outfitted and propped up to shake the hand of the newly named Playmate of the Year. This tradition has been going on for decades, though as a younger man Hugh would bang the snot out of the winning Playmate while thinking about Ernie Banks' cock. Yeah, I know. This year's winner is Raquel Pomplun....

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