SI Now Porn, Finally

It took a while for Sports Illustrated to fully convert from exclusive Muhammed Ali cover stories to foreign lingerie models barely covered inCosta Rican hookerthongs, but the eagle had landed. read more

Leonardo DiCaprio Points the Peen of Fortune at Paige Watkins

DiCaprio model fucking isn't a solo sprint, it's a relay. He runs all the segments, which is saying something considering his four seasons paunch. The trick is in the smooth baton handoff. read more

Nina Agdal Still in the DiCaprio Wheelhouse

According to sources close to this Danish bikini model, she and Leonardo DiCaprio have grown quite close and are super fond of one another. According to sources close to Leonardo DiCaprio, giggles followed by "What a clueless tard... did she really say that?". read more

SI Models Are Victoria's Secret Models With Clothes On

Try to imagine the last sports article you read on Sports Illustrated. Selling half naked chicks is much easier. Trust me. SI's now running the swimsuit models year round in events designed to remind you to keep them somewhere in their spank bank folder on bookmarks. read more

Nina Agdal Has Thoughts

Leonardo DiCaprio fucks a lot of chicks. That doesn't mean he's not selective. Model. Great body. 20's. Those are a given. There's also a what's on the inside element he takes rather seriously. read more

Leonardo Dicaprio And Nina Agdal Approaching Sex on the Beach

Leonardo DiCaprio plows through more tier one model trim than any of his industry peers. Completely unashamed. Core training is for suckers. Fucking models half your age while maintaining a beer belly is all seven of the world's highest mountains. Fly your private jet to... read more

Nina Agdal Greased-Up Booty And Shit Around The Web

Nina Agdal isn't American. But we've allowed her into our nation because we have cocks and balls waiting at the shores for attractive women from overseas to arrive we just assume are easily duped. The West Coast is probably better in that regards. Europe is ruined since... read more

Nina Agdal Bikinis In Coney Island And Shit Around The Web

Nina Agdal went in a skimpy bikini to the annual Mermaid Parade in Coney Island, NY. Usually there aren't chicks as hot as Nina in Coney Island. It's mostly junkies and condoms not used by the junkies but used just the same. read more

Models Reminding You That You'll Never Fuck a Model

As if 5'10" size-zero girls with enough money to afford designer dresses didn't represent an elite enough class already, now they're launching an invitation-only app to highlighttheir exclusivity. Models you jerk off to and the rich male toads they fuck for money... read more

Nina Agdal Punches Stuff

Former Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover girl, Nina Agdal, posted a video of herself boxing with a trainer in Miami. Boxing is the new spinning which was the new pilates which was the new hip-hop yoga which was the new zumba. Agdal looks pretty sharp, snapping... read more

Nina Agdal's Lingerie Show And Shit Around The Web

What's better than Nina Agdal in a bikini? Nina Agdal in lingerie. I'll always take lingerie over a bikini. Because psychologically seeing a girl's undergarments means sex is imminent. If only it was with Nina. (Last Men On Earth) Who doesn't like nice juicy asses? (... read more

Nina Agdal in Lingerie

The idea of a female President hasn't caught the same tsunami as the first black President. I'm not seeing the me-too bumper stickers like I did in 2008. Even low information voters inherently understand there are more women in this country than men. More female college... read more