Nina Dobrev's Bikinied Titties And Shit Around The Web

Nina Dobrev was spotted bikining on a yacht and the result is pretty sexy. I wish my life consisted of lounging around on a yacht. Maybe if I looked like Nina and not like fat Seth Rogen then I could get away with that. Behold her bikini-covered jubblies. (The... read more

Nina Dobrev In A Bikini

89% of television is now softcore gay vampire fare. I think this is what Jerry Falwell was forecasting would happen back in the 1970's if Hollywood heathens were allowed to start making television shows without his supervision. In defense of the immortal content crap are... read more

Julianne Hough and Nina Dobrev Pull a Hair Braiding Train

The most annoying thing about virgins is that they just won't shut up about it. Except for my sad sack friend Dave who hadn't lost his into his early 20's. He was very quiet about it. Until he got laid, then he was manic like a kid on cotton candy who just rode the... read more

the MTV Movie Awards were as thrilling as ever

The 2011 MTV Movie Awards were last night, but if you missed it, or the ones from 2010, 2009, 2008, and 2007, here's a comprehensive recap: 1. 'Twilight' won everything. 2. I asked, "who the fuck is that," a lot. 3. No one did anything sexy, interesting, or funny. See ya... read more

Nina Dobrev is photogenic, flexible

'Vampire Diaries' star Nina Dobrev is in the new issue of 'Seventeen Fitness' magazine, and HOLY SHIT is there really a magazine about flexible teen girls in bikinis and cheerleading shorts? Jesus Christ. I would charge $300 an issue if I ran that magazine. It might as... read more

Nina Dobrev is in a bikini

Nina Dobrev is on Turks and Caicos today, and I'm not entirely sure who she is but I see her name a lot lately. Unfortunately the words "busty teen" and "cock crazy" don't bookend her name when I see it so I never click the link. And now I'm unprepared. The credits for... read more

how is this illegal?

'The Vampire Diaries' is a show on the CW, apparently, and I didn't bother to look up what it's about because I'm pretty sure I could guess what the answer would be, but mainly because that's not the point to this. The point to this is that Georgia sucks. The LA Times... read more