Olivia Munn Is Magically Getting Younger And Shit Around The Web

The interwebs has been comparing old and new pictures of Olivia Munn and it is CLEAR she's had work done. She claims it's just from all natural beauty treatments. Is botox all natural? Whatever, just admit you get touch ups. It's Hollywood, baby. Ain't no shame in it. (Dlisted) Ilfenesh Hadera looks as hot as a spicy curry in the new Baywatch. (Last Men On Earth) Cora Keegan strips down topless from some sexy...

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Gwyneth Paltrow Scaring People

When Gwyneth Paltrow approaches, you can count on two things. First, she's going to tell you that you look amazing but you'll quickly realize she's really talking about herself. Second, she's going to reluctantly share a crazy sex thing she's into and you're going to be forced to pretend it's true. Paltrow's public relations teams enacted Plan 9 for Gwyneth Paltrow when she and Gay Beethoven split up. Women with...

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Olivia Munn Wears Leather

Girl power and BFFs and Throwback Thursday shits and giggles over how you both had crappy hair cuts in high school aside, women really instinctively hate other women named Olivia Munn. I've never noticed a stronger catty reaction to any woman in Hollywood than that to Olivia Munn. Chicks snarl when they speak of of her like she just stole their boyfriend with her nonpareil vagina that shuffles poker hands during...

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Olivia Munn Saves Rodgers Semen, Saves the Packers

Packer fans bitched at the beginning of the season how Olivia Munn new couple sex was ruining Aaron Rodgers as the Pack dropped to one win over the lowly Jets in their first three games. Though even the Munn semen draining comments were less acerbic than the cries to string Rodgers up on a ranch pole when everybody in rural Wisconsin was certain he was homosexual. The Packers have since toppled their last three...

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Olivia Munn Is Getting Sloppy

Olivia Munn used to be fun. She's got those Eurasian looks that make dudes assume you could fuck her while watching a ballgame while women see right through her sinister shit and want to slit her yellow throat with an onyx blade while she slumbers. I might be transferring some of my feelings and applying them to the general population as I am apt to do. Either way, I can see her nipple in one of these photos. I wasn't...

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Olivia Munn Is Awfully Perky In The Morning

Most actresses don't seem that friendly or even attractive when they're greeted at LAX for an early morning flight by fans seeking autographs and photographers with bright, obnoxious flashes, but Olivia Munn didn't really seem to mind. She also looked effortlessly good for first thing in the morning, which is pretty impressive for an actress that we've already seen naked and therefore shouldn't really care about. But...

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Olivia Munn Shows Off Her Cleavage At 'The Late Show'

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Olivia Munn Looks Really Fucking Good

Olivia Munn photographs well. You can't see any of the circle or bags or other such shit she's acquired since leaving G4 and venturing out into the world of mostly really terrible movies and network television. Can't blame a girl for wanting to get paid. Check out Esquire magazine if you want to pretend to read all the crazy fun stuff Olivia has to say while you mostly just look at her tits. Photo Credit: Esquire...

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Olivia Munn Has Nipples Too

Back in the G4 fanboy days, there was no greater gender divisionist than Olivia Munn. Guys all saw her as the cool chick who'd watch an entire ballgame with them and then demand sex as if the game counted as hot foreplay. And women hated her because there's no way they'd have sex with a guy after three hours of nacho cheese dip, Keystone Light, and another Eagles loss. Just knowing that their guy thought any woman...

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The TIME 100 -- 100 What?

If you found out there was a list going around that included names the likes of Lena Dunham, North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, and Ariana Huffington, you'd think what I'm thinking -- this is a list of people in the world I'd least like to fuck. And you would be right. But it's also the Time 100 list. It's supposed to be super influential people. Really inspiring people like Christina Aguilera who has helped countless...

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Last Night Was The Oscars, Here Are The Boobs That Showed Up

Last night was The 85th Annual Academy Awards and I'm completely ashamed to say I watched the entire thing. To sum it up, Seth MacFarlane did surprisingly not shitty, Jennifer Lawrence fell down, the Best Director winner was bullshit, Ben Affleck got snubbed, then didn't and George Clooney kept getting free scotch thrown at him for smiling every time someone joked he banged and/or will bang somebody like nine-year-old...read more

Olivia Munn Responds to Hacked Pics, Swipes at Asian Wang

See what I did there? Olivia Munn decided to parody her alleged hacked cell phone pics by photoshopping a green dong onto a red carpet shot of herself and writing a letter apologizing to SXSW attendees for her absence while simultaneously taking a shit on celebrities doing charity work. I know they say that there's no such thing as bad PR, but even Charlie Sheen's rep has to be thinking "Well, my life could be worse."...

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this is not a hacked cell phone picture of Olivia Munn

I'm not gonna lie; the whole "leaked cell phone picture" thing is really unseemly, especially when the person seems to be perfectly nice. Like Olivia Munn, who denies being the girl in some pictures that showed up over the weekend. It's obviously her in the bikini pictures, those are from her twitter or website, but she tweeted that if anyone really did hack her phone, they'd be pretty bored. Which would mean someone...

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PETA probably killed this rabbit

Olivia Munn was out promoting her new PETA billboard today, though this time without the little bunny in the ad with her. Probably because PETA already killed it and threw it in a dumpster. Do celebrities understand that these people are fucking crazy? These ads don't even make any sense. I was against fur before, but now I want it on everything, I want nothing but fur, so Olivia Munn will have no choice but to go...read more

Brett Ratner lied about "banging" Olivia Munn

Brett Ratner had a perfectly terrible weekend, and that's awesome because he's a shitty director and an asshole and no one deserves success less than he does. Here's a recap: FRIDAY: Ratner explained that the reason his movies look like no one bothered to rehearse is because no one bothered to rehearse. Then he added the word "fags". "After a screening of his new movie 'Tower Heist' at L.A.'s Arclight Cinemas, the...

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