Amy Adams Tits and Olivia Wilde Bush, It's the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

My ass used to be enslaved to SpinMedia, which was fucking horrible. They spent like Bernie Sanders not using other people's money. Now I'm in deep to the guys who own Mr. Skin. Which is superior because they trade in tits. I don't know what's going on with the dollar or the yen, but the tit has appreciated every year since forever. Ask Kate Upton how much they're currently worth. Each Friday we'll be tuning you into...read more

Olivia Wilde Unleashes Bush

HBO knows where it's bread is buttered. It's buttered in tits. As an example, see every single show on HBO. In the latest episode of HBO's new original series, Vinyl,Olivia Wilde went full frontal.Vinyl is set in the 1970s. Before men convinced women to shear and wax themselves into a pre-pubescent guiseso that men could pretend they were entering uncharted waters. Nobody in 2016 owns a real muff, so Wilde went with a...

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Jason Sudeikis Played the Shit Out of That Fiddle

Jason Sudeikis ghosted Olivia Wilde after they first met.Sadly, it was the first definition of the slang in the Urban Dictionary, not the far more inventive second: In order to ghost a girl, you must begin having anal sex with her against a window. After a little while, pull your dick out and allow your waiting friend to insert his. This must be done quickly so that the girl is unaware. Then sneak outside, and...

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Olivia Wilde in A Bikini

Olivia Wilde took a break from her bikini vacation to Tweet out a mention of the anniversary of Sandy Hook and a call for the kind of ambiguous gun control laws celebrities call for from their Maui vacation homes. It'a a burden being a person who abhors the mindless killing of children. Other people have it much easier. Through Twitter, all things are possible under heaven. What do you mean plastic grocery bags are...

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Olivia Wilde, Hero

Olivia Wilde wrote a blowhard essayto accompany her Self magazine photo shoot which repeatedly referenced how she is not in good shape after giving birthandgraphically referred to wearing "ice diapers" to cool her birth jets. "In fact, I'm softer than I've ever been, including that unfortunate semester in high school when I simultaneously discovered Krispy Kreme and pot...The photos of me in this magazine have been...

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Olivia Wilde Wears A Tiny Bikini

I could see fathering children with Olivia Wilde. I know exactly how it would go down starting with the eliciting of wallowing pity. People talk about sympathy fucks like they're somehow unworthy of being called sex. Everybody has an agenda for hopping in the sack and if you can count on your insanely handsome good looks and the credit worthiness to lease an Italian sports car, bully for you. I've got some English and...

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Olivia Wilde's Tit Looks Perfectly Natural

I can't tell which is worse. Women who still pretend there's a public breastfeeding controversy or people like me who drum up fake stories about public breastfeeding controversy as an excuse to show you a baby sucking on Olivia Wilde's tit? We're probably both going to hell. Olivia Wilde and her publicist decided they wanted to make a profound statement about the naturalness of breastfeeding so they cleared out a set...

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Olivia Wilde Is Challenging Us Now

You wouldn't think that Olivia Wilde is pregnant just by looking at her, because even though she's something like 12 months along, she has looked great in almost every situation she's been spotted in. In fact, it's almost like she's playing a game at this point and trying to think up ways that she can make us question whether or not she looks good "for a pregnant woman." Like yesterday, Olivia stopped to get gas on...

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Olivia Wilde Still Looks Pretty Great

Jessica Simpson was on Good Morning America yesterday to push Weight Watchers by bragging about how much weight she's lost since having her second child, which is interesting because she looks about as comfortable as a gay couple at a Duck Dynasty cast party in every picture I've seen her in for the last 40 months. Olivia Wilde, on the other hand, is pretty far along in her pregnancy and she still only looks like she...

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Olivia Wilde Makes Pregnancy Look Easy

Further proving that she's possibly the most perfect woman on this planet, Olivia Wilde was out in Los Angeles for lunch yesterday, and you can barely even tell that she's pregnant. Maybe it's because of some dark, Satanic secret, or maybe it's because she's wearing a baggy shirt and walking toward us, but Olivia still looks pretty incredible for a woman experiencing the physical burdens of pregnancy. Most notably,...

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Hey There, Amy Adams's Breasts

Amy Adams was one of the stars in attendance for the Closing Night Gala presentation of "Her" at the 51st New York Film Festival, and I know this because her tits were there, too. A lot of people are probably going to criticize Amy for walking around with her breasts hanging out at a prestigious event, when she's such a well-respected actress and all, but I think it was pretty smart. Otherwise, she'd have spent the...read more

Olivia Wilde In The October Issue Of Allure

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Hey There, Olivia Wilde's Side Boob

Olivia Wilde and a friend were out for a little fun in London last night after the Rush premiere, and as they returned to the hotel, Olivia's breast was practically hanging out of her jacket. Some people may have been offended by this kind of lewd fashion choice, but I say bravo, Miss Wilde. In the past several months, one outlet named Miley Cyrus the hottest woman on the planet while others have called Kristen...

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Olivia Wilde Is Really Good Looking

Olivia Wilde is a particularly fetching young lady. I can't help but feel that if I had a girlfriend who looked like Olivia, I would go out socially far more often. In fact, every night. I'd swing one arm around her in the ownership stance and with the free hand point toward her and call out, 'yeah, this is the lady I be boning' to every person we passed. Then Olivia would tell me to stop doing dumb-ass shit like...

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Jason Sudeikis And Olivia Wilde in Bitch Fight Outside Store

Nothing sucks more than those moments you're out together in public with your significant other and you're still mid-fight. You can't yell out any of the nasty shit you're thinking. So, you just sulk. And wonder why your boyfriend Jason is so fucking sensitive about his stupid new perm. Photo Credit: Splash [gallery id="5651"]

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