Padma Lakshmi Sticking Up For Typical Moms

Padma Lakshmi wanted to send a message to the world about the feminine esteem of long suffering mothers out there. She chose a sexy lingerie selfie. That's the go-to medium for celebrity messages on issues ranging from BlackLivesMatter to coal-fired plant emissions. read more

Padma Lakshmi Double Dipped

Viewers of Bravo's Top Chef know that tall drink of Indian Yoo-hoo, Padma Lakshmi, carries herself with elegance, grace, and an unmistakable air of smug superiority. Look at my scar, bitches. You know you still want to fuck me. Damn, that's so true. In her new memoir,... read more

Padma Lakshmi in A Red Thong Bikini

I was thrown off last week by what appeared to be the tracings of a cock in Padma Lakshmi's bikini bottom. I still think it's there, I've just gotten a week older and realize I can't be as particular as I was last Tuesday. That's how time works. It grinds you down. You... read more

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Padma Lakshmi Bikini Dick

The Top Chef hostess posted a bikini picture of herself on Instagram announcing that her friend says it looks like she has a cock in her bikini bottoms. She added the caveat that her friend is gay so he sees cock everywhere. That's a lot of information for one bikini... read more

Padma Lakshmi and Her Sports Bra Are Heroes

Ever since Alec Baldwin stopped gay hazing paparazzi and became super fucking boring, the horde of unwashed camera masses been swarming other lesser celebrities in New York. Padma Laskshmi could barely get to the car that takes her to the gym without running a gauntlet... read more

Padma Lakshmi Braless for The AIDS

Damn if The AIDS charity events aren't just bringing out the best in all of us. The Keep a Child Alive ball was the sight of so much celebrity tits last night, four gay men who would otherwise have had unprotected sex in the coat room got confused and perhaps saved a... read more

Padma Tits Are What's For Dinner

There's no one recipe for celebrity success. But if I were concocting a formula, I might go for a heap of good looks and a teaspoon or sperm from a billionaire's brother. Something like that worked for Padma Lakshmi who turned herself into a wealthy New York socialite... read more

Richard Gere Is Tantric-ing Padma Lakshmi

Pretty Woman Richard Gere has apparently been giving it to Top Chef hottie Padma Lakshmi. This in spite of the fact that he is currently in the middle of messily divorcing his wife Carey Lowell, a.k.a. that short haired model chick from Law & Order a decade ago. He... read more

Padma Lakshmi In A Bikini

Padma Lakshmi is down in Miami looking for another billionaire to give her a baby. It probably won't take very long. While Zuckerberg likes his girls a little more aspy, I can see one of the Walton kids or maybe Jeff Bezos on a bender dipping his wick into this hot chef.... read more

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Padma Lakshmi In A Bikini

Padma Lakshmi may be the cleverest woman on the planet. Forget all the success she's found being a good looking TV chef. She managed to get two mega rich dudes fighting over who her baby daddy is. First, she told her 70-something financing mogul 'special friend' Teddy... read more

Padma Lakshmi Has Swell Boobs

Sometimes it's easy to think of Padma Lakshmi only for her professional accomplishments. Successful TV show host, top-selling cookbook author, arranging to be knocked up by billionaire Michael Dell's brother. None of that happens by accident. It's easy to overlook the... read more

Maxim is run by queers

I would have kept my geriatric fantasies to myself if I had them, but Maxim magazine says that fat grandma Paula Dean is the "hottest female TV chef", beating out international supermodel Padma Lakshmi (pictured). I will concede that filling out a list like this sounds... read more